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Anonymous wrote:I do agree that for most men, some fun in the bedroom is going to be the most important way you can make his day special. Maybe you guys can do something that helps you both feel sexy: would a couples massage do that for you? would a picnic in bed with wine do that for you? would a hotel room do that for you? While you want to think about what he'd like, my sense is that most men want you to feel loving and sexy and would gladly go along with whatever is going to help you feel that tingle...
Most men are quite that simple. When we're hungry, feed us. When we're tired, give us rest. When we're horny... Dr. Laura knows.
Also, most women are almost as simple, with a few adders.
Anonymous wrote:TwistdMike wrote:You can do extra special for free and doesn't require shopping, usually, but requires a lock on the bedroom door.
Didn't post this in the explicit board, for a reason.
If that was explicit to you... then buy him a neck tie... men love neck ties.
You can do extra special for free and doesn't require shopping, usually, but requires a lock on the bedroom door.
Anonymous wrote:I think that post wasn't meant to be nasty, just trying to give some good advise to get off the computer and go do some things were you might meat a man
I think she wants a man to "meat" her...
Anonymous wrote:If he asks you to do a simple, reasonable task, maybe you just just fucking do it.
I'm crying over here... my gut hurts... thanks for the laugh!
Wow! Some people are nucking futs.
And remember... crazy people never know they're crazy!
And remember... crazy people never know they're crazy!
As long as she treats you like you have a preschooler in your pants...
Sure OP is a woman. What man is going to psychoanalyze his relationship while he's deep in the throes.
Baseball or quantum physics to prolong, maybe?
Baseball or quantum physics to prolong, maybe?
I turn her down all the time... face down! 
Anonymous wrote:TwistdMike wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:It's awful because I feel like when men grab a body part/hump/grope it's like they think our body is theirs to do with what they want.
It. Is. My. Body.
If you want sexy time, use your mouth.
What's the point of being married if you don't own your wife's body and can do what you want with it?
But yes, when I want sexytime I will use your mouth.
See, this is the guy who SHOULD repent! I'm gonna go with the angry wives on this one...
Her body is mine, as mine is hers.
DW would agree with this statement.
Im glad that two people who are emotionally and sexually retarded have found each other. It really is the best outcome.
We're happy!
No APs, no infidelity, no strip clubs while the other is out of town... Love spending time with each other!
Now back to the regularly scheduled bashings
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:It's awful because I feel like when men grab a body part/hump/grope it's like they think our body is theirs to do with what they want.
It. Is. My. Body.
If you want sexy time, use your mouth.
What's the point of being married if you don't own your wife's body and can do what you want with it?
But yes, when I want sexytime I will use your mouth.
See, this is the guy who SHOULD repent! I'm gonna go with the angry wives on this one...
Her body is mine, as mine is hers.
DW would agree with this statement.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Dh and I do it to each other. We both love it.
Hee hee! That's us too! Married more than 25 years.
- Another DW.
Us too! Especially love it when DW comes up behind me and gives a little thrust
Anonymous wrote:This is too biased of a forum to ask. Most people here are democrat or liberals. Poor things!
+1
Anonymous wrote:Wait - what about the eggplant?
+1...?
How many handbags and purses do you need, really?
Every cabinet and shelf in our closet is overflowing
Every cabinet and shelf in our closet is overflowing