Women do you like to be groped by your husbands
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Anonymous
What's the point of being married if you don't own your wife's body and can do what you want with it? But yes, when I want sexytime I will use your mouth. |
Anonymous
Presumably you are not dry humping and tit honking your Affair Partner in front of her children. Has it dawned on you that a relationship with an AP is different than one with your spouse because kids are never around, as a matter of fact therr is NO STRESS whrn in a relationship where one has no real ties with the person. No fucking shit Sherlock, if i were still in a relationship without kids in the picture id be fucking on the kitchen island at 5:30pm. |
Anonymous
I copy and pasted that line from the original post. These are the exact words from OPs post... Not some hyperbole. I was washing the dishes when my husband came up behind me and basically started dry humping me. Apparently lots of H's do this and it is not fun, playful or affectionate. |
Anonymous
| My husband does this annoying thing of pretending anything around that is long is his dick. It could be a baguette, a salami, a hose, a balloon, a batton, a rolled up newspaper. He does it quickly and thrusts it at me to make sure I get the joke. He has been caught by his mom, the mailman, teachers, you name it. Such a manchild. |
Anonymous
See, this is the guy who SHOULD repent! I'm gonna go with the angry wives on this one... |
Anonymous
It was clear the pp wasn't referring to that. You can keep pretending, but it isn't helping your argument. |
TwistdMike
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Her body is mine, as mine is hers. DW would agree with this statement. |
Anonymous
they think this shit is hilarious, too. it blows my mind. |
Anonymous
New poster here. The topic is about dry humping and doing it in front of your kids. You are making crap up. Nobody is complaining about simple playfullness. If you want to talk about that, start a relevant thread. The WHOLE POINT OF PEOPLES COMPLAINTS IS IT IS DRY HUMPING IN FRONT OF CHILDREN. NOT NORMAL PLAYFULL PATS. Some of us are married to hyper sexual men who have the sex drive and sexual approach of an 18yr old with no sense of not doing thesr things in front of an audience. |
Anonymous
OP mentions the kids, but the main complaint was disgust at the DHs childish or crude actions. Apparently women want things done their way or not at all. Honestly, threads like this make me wish I was gay. There are a few cool women on here who appreciate, or at least humor their husbands, but most of you seem to have zero sense of humor or playfulness left. |
Anonymous
Im glad that two people who are emotionally and sexually retarded have found each other. It really is the best outcome. |
Anonymous
Playfulness is sexy. Rubbing your flaccid peen on your wife's ass while she folds laundry is not. I bet you fart under the covers too and think it's the funniest thing on Earth |
Anonymous
I see nobody who has complained about playfulness in privacy. Thats not the topic. Count my DH as one who tonight before he was taking my kids to football practice that HE coaches, walks up to me, in front of the kids, in the kitchen, lifts his leg like a dog, pressed his penis against me and thrusts, while whispering in my ear that I was going to "get it" tonight. My 10yr old son looked at us with a look of disgust and says "you guys are disgusting and weird!". Yes, i have zero sense of humor about it. It is tired and old. In glad you've found a partner that you can do that to. Maybe it will be HILARIOUS if you take it to the next level and maybe pee in your partner. I bet she'd laugh so hard she's split a gut. |
Anonymous
Yup. My husband makes the "Dickens Cider" joke every single day like its the funniest thing in the world! |
TwistdMike
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We're happy! No APs, no infidelity, no strip clubs while the other is out of town... Love spending time with each other! Now back to the regularly scheduled bashings |