Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oh, OP. The grass is always greener. All I've ever wanted is for DH to express some desire or affection for me.

affection =/= groping and dry humping while we empty the dishwasher

But it does indicate desire.

Anonymous wrote:Some really tightly wound ladies here (and I'm a woman). Probably the same ones bitching that their husbands suck, husbands are cheating, etc. I love some playful gropes from my fiancé. It sure is better than feeling like he doesn't think I'm attractive at all!

Anonymous wrote:Irrelevant, hmm... I can live with that.

If you saw my original post as somehow approving of the OP's husband, you are incorrect. I referred only to my own relationship which bears no resemblance to hers.

But again, DCUM tends to fill in the blanks in the most negative way possible. I thought some of you might enjoy hearing from a man who absolutely adores his wife. Then someone thinks I all but dry hump my wife at Chuck E. Cheese, brilliantly proving my point.

I signed my post in a hopefully humorous way because a man can playfully touch his wife without being a monster. And unless an admin feels I've been inappropriate, I'll post where I like.

Unrepentant Ass Grabbing Husband who tires of humor impared angry people

Anonymous wrote:Is it any wonder that men seek GFs (APs) that aren't repulsed by playful sexual innuendo?

Anonymous wrote:Is it any wonder that men seek GFs (APs) that aren't repulsed by playful sexual innuendo?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Some really tightly wound ladies here (and I'm a woman). Probably the same ones bitching that their husbands suck, husbands are cheating, etc. I love some playful gropes from my fiancé. It sure is better than feeling like he doesn't think I'm attractive at all!

So you like....

I was washing the dishes when my husband came up behind me and basically started dry humping me.

That is what you like?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Irrelevant, hmm... I can live with that.

If you saw my original post as somehow approving of the OP's husband, you are incorrect. I referred only to my own relationship which bears no resemblance to hers.

But again, DCUM tends to fill in the blanks in the most negative way possible. I thought some of you might enjoy hearing from a man who absolutely adores his wife. Then someone thinks I all but dry hump my wife at Chuck E. Cheese, brilliantly proving my point.

I signed my post in a hopefully humorous way because a man can playfully touch his wife without being a monster. And unless an admin feels I've been inappropriate, I'll post where I like.

Unrepentant Ass Grabbing Husband who tires of humor impared angry people

Actually you said


As usual, DCUM makes me totally appreciate my darling bride. Love you, ladies! You always remind me just how good I have it...

Signed,
Unrepentant Ass Grabbing Husband

What was that in response to?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Irrelevant, hmm... I can live with that.

If you saw my original post as somehow approving of the OP's husband, you are incorrect. I referred only to my own relationship which bears no resemblance to hers.

But again, DCUM tends to fill in the blanks in the most negative way possible. I thought some of you might enjoy hearing from a man who absolutely adores his wife. Then someone thinks I all but dry hump my wife at Chuck E. Cheese, brilliantly proving my point.

I signed my post in a hopefully humorous way because a man can playfully touch his wife without being a monster. And unless an admin feels I've been inappropriate, I'll post where I like.

Unrepentant Ass Grabbing Husband who tires of humor impared angry people

Actually you said


As usual, DCUM makes me totally appreciate my darling bride. Love you, ladies! You always remind me just how good I have it...

Signed,
Unrepentant Ass Grabbing Husband

What was that in response to?

The large number of posters who seem unable or unwilling to find any redeeming qualities in their spouse under any circumstances whatsoever. In this thread and plenty of others. Mine approaches me with kindness so it's kinda sad to see. This place, amusing as it is, always goes worst case scenario.

The person who asked "can you not see how this can be misconstrued?" was on point, but their description ("me too!") neglected to note all the usual vitriol after OP. I did not think my post would be interpreted as supporting OP's husband or thinking OP was a shrew. Though I still think it's a stretch, I'll take it as a learning experience.

Anonymous wrote:Some really tightly wound ladies here (and I'm a woman). Probably the same ones bitching that their husbands suck, husbands are cheating, etc. I love some playful gropes from my fiancé. It sure is better than feeling like he doesn't think I'm attractive at all!

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Some really tightly wound ladies here (and I'm a woman). Probably the same ones bitching that their husbands suck, husbands are cheating, etc. I love some playful gropes from my fiancé. It sure is better than feeling like he doesn't think I'm attractive at all!

Cute that you aren't married yet.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:As usual, DCUM makes me totally appreciate my darling bride. Love you, ladies! You always remind me just how good I have it...

Signed,
Unrepentant Ass Grabbing Husband

Huh? Do you really dry hump around your kids?

I'm the Unrepentant Ass Grabbing Husband and this time I'm grateful my wife doesn't jump to ridiculous conclusions.

Once again, DCUM shows me how good I have it.

So is that a yes or no? You do it in front of your kids? Just honk a boob or grab her ass and dry hump her in front of the kids? She's into this?

Please note I have never said anything about dry humping. I have never said anything about kids. I have no need to answer to you for anything.

Here is what I said, simplified for you.

1) All the negativity on this board makes me appreciate how sweet my wife is.
2) I like to swat her bottom from time to time.
3) I don't feel bad about it.

That's all I said. The rest came from you.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dh and I do it to each other. We both love it.

Hee hee! That's us too! Married more than 25 years.

- Another DW.