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I'm free this weekend....
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Anonymous wrote:"One unsolicited d*ck pic away." Thats funny!


Haha! No idea why guys think sending a picture of their junk is appealing....


They do it because it works.
No to rocks. Yes to pineapple flags and backyard tiki bars.
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-woman, 31 (who doesn't have sex with cheater husband and is postpartum )


Well hello there.
OP: too bad your DD isn't joining the Marine Corps. Your DW could move her into Parris Island and stay in the barracks the first week to make sure the drill instructor isn't too mean to your DD.
Well, there is hardcore BDSM and then there is HARDCORE BDSM. Strangely, women are almost never scared off by what I am into.
As fun as a bi woman is, it's more fun to take a straight woman and "convert" her.
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Us Females.

Handcuff me & throw out the key.


With pleasure!
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Anonymous wrote:This thread is horrifying


I think there's kinky freak on DCUM lately starting thread's he hope will turn smutty.

I just popped in to see why so many are taking this OP seriously.


Well it's not me, I haven't started any threads.

My contribution: it's hard to be the dominant one all the time in a relationship. You have to be extremely self-disciplined, and do a lot of thinking and planning to pull it off. Passive is an easier, and lazier, way to go through life.

When that kind of relationship is working for both participants, it's really good.
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Anonymous wrote:My beta lacks a lot of career enthusiasm but he is dependable and will do the job at hand. He won't reach for the next job but he will just keep doing the one he's got at a B+ level. Turns out this is the perfect type of employee for the Federal Gov. So while he doesn't earn much he does have a decent pension and lots of years in. I earn quite a bit more but my job could be gone tomorrow and I'd have to hit the pavement hard to get something similar going. Also no pension. So I think we have a good household balance going. I will say he did actively turn DOWN a promotion and that was hard on me but its his life. He just does NOT desire to ever be someones boss. Its just not in him. Having 32 year olds tell him what to do will never bother him at 47…ever.


You are a piece of shit.


Why do men get all butt hurt about people stating the facts of their lives? It's not like it's all a secret..


OPM studied this and found that the best Federal workers were ISFJs. These are people who are introverted, kind, and extremely responsible. Some people who were ISFJs include Robert E. Lee, George Marshall, Mike Pence, and Rosa Parks. Not exactly what one would label as "betas".
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Anonymous wrote:So I kind of want to go out for a drink with the 51 year old with a great sense of humor and a phd. I'm single, so no flaming!


My ears are burning.


Post with a username and I'll pm you

I'm 44, have a pretty good sense of humor myself, and am considered attractive.


I hate to "out" myself but here I am. Let's find out how good that sense of humor is, shall we?
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