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Anonymous wrote:Make and freeze vegetarian or turkey chili.
Some spaghetti sauce, too.
Anonymous wrote:Oh Mikel.
Sigh
There's always one
DCUrban men are always sooooo thoughtful and willing to help.
It's just the way I am. I'm a giver
Just PM me. I'll satisfy your horniness till you can sort out your feelings for him.
Skewering
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:So, OP, what did you decide on andndid it work? Inquiring minds need to know.
I wore an off-the-shoulder chiffon dress with thigh highs. The thigh highs went up pretty high, so even though the dress was short it looked just like stockings. DH sat next to me and later said he caught a few peeks of the top of my thigh high and purple garter belt when I would cross my legs (definitely intentional on my part). Also wore tall black heels that made my legs look awesome but that were also super comfy. A nice blowout for my hair with just a touch of makeup and pinkish-nude lipstick to polish off the look.
I also wore a deep purple cage bra and matching thong and garter belt as lingerie under the dress.
It totally worked. DH could not keep his hands off me and was dying to get home.
Also, I didnt realize everyone hated ripped jeans! I am 29 and they are definitely a closet staple for me and my friends. Very form fitting and ripped in all the right places - but I am glad I tried something different! Thanks all!
I don't believe a woman wrote this.
I do and I think she sounds hot as hell!
Did YOU respect the President when it was Obama?
2 bowls of Cheerios
Anonymous wrote:MikeL wrote:Anonymous wrote: My dh is 36 and it takes a long while when he's drunk or on round 2. We just have a limit where both of us call it a night. The sex itself is fun and enjoyable! Doesn't need to always end in orgasm to have been fun and worthwhile (although it usually does of course!)
I find this to be true, too. Drunken sex is fun and enjoyable and sometimes a bit on the kinky side.
I'm almost 60, fwiw, and sex doesn't have to end in an orgasm for me.
OP here. Last night I told DH I wanted to test something - sex before he has a drink. Thankfully he was game and the whiskey dick theory proved to be true. Now he wants to test out what the effect of one drink is so he can determine his limit. I told him I need to wait a couple of days!
Are we defining "whiskey dick" the same? I had always heard of "WD" as being not being able to get it up because of drinking too much.
Anonymous wrote: My dh is 36 and it takes a long while when he's drunk or on round 2. We just have a limit where both of us call it a night. The sex itself is fun and enjoyable! Doesn't need to always end in orgasm to have been fun and worthwhile (although it usually does of course!)
I find this to be true, too. Drunken sex is fun and enjoyable and sometimes a bit on the kinky side.
I'm almost 60, fwiw, and sex doesn't have to end in an orgasm for me.
Anonymous wrote:It wasn't really weird I just wasn't from the south.
I met a woman and we seemed to be hitting it off really well. She told me I was a tall drink of water.
I had no idea what that meant figured she thought since I was on my second drink she thought I had a drinking problem so I ended the date shortly after. Wasn't until a couple days later someone told me it was a compliment
That is hilarious!
Anonymous wrote:A got a women's phone number last week. Haven't gotten laid in a while, wife is a dead fish when we do have sex and it's only vanilla and boring.
This woman is younger, has a tight body and seems fun. It's been years since I've flirted like that and gotten a number. Now I have to decide whether to call or not.
Oh..she knows I'm married but didn't seem to care. Staying in good shape has its benefits I guess, as does having some confidence. Weeks of no sex will drive you to
Beware of this, if she is single. It's best when the AP has as much to lose as you do.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Back in my single days I tricked a girl into sleeping with me by letting her find a pack of Magnum condoms. I had been hopelessly friendzoned but wanted her. I staged this semi-elaborate plan whereby she would find the magnums.
Tell us more ...
Not much to tell really. I was in the friendzone with this girl and couldn't turn it around. We were going somewhere and I was backing my car out of the garage. I said "oops, I forgot my wallet in my other shorts in my drawer. Can you go get it for me?" Conveniently in the same drawer were Magnum condoms.
And JUST seeing/handling the condom made her want to sleep with you? That's what I don't get.
Oh, gotcha. We were going out to see a band that night. We we're at a really busy bar trying to grab some drinks and she started rubbing her butt on me. A few drinks later she was pretty much shoving her tongue down my throat and we did it that night.
I guess it did, then.
It did but it was kind of a slimey move. She asked me later if I did that on purpose and I didn't fess up.
Did your size warrant the Magnums or was she unpleasantly surprised later?
Got a Shark at BJ's for ~$220 that is f'in marvelous!
Powerful, light, yanks itself over the carpet.
Makes me want to vacuum everyday...well maybe not quite. But it's sweet.
Powerful, light, yanks itself over the carpet.
Makes me want to vacuum everyday...well maybe not quite. But it's sweet.
Anonymous wrote:These roadside protesters hold signs reading: "HONK IF YOU SUPPORT . . . "
But the EPA identifies unnecessary honking as pollution (noise pollution).
So it's the protesters who are CAUSING the pollution here. They need to stop.
As for the pickups, they are all 100% EPA and DOT approved. They cause no more politico than any other car or truck on the road.
I've never heard that before.
Do you have a link to that?
I went on many of these travel team trips.
There is plenty of flirting, drinking, etc but most of the time, you are staying in the same room as your kid so it's kind of hard to do any bottom-knocking, even if you found a willing partner.
There is plenty of flirting, drinking, etc but most of the time, you are staying in the same room as your kid so it's kind of hard to do any bottom-knocking, even if you found a willing partner.