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Anonymous wrote:I remember my first V day with my now husband. We had dinner at my place and then I asked him if he would like raspberries for dessert and he said yes. I then went to my bedroom and slipped into a long raspberry colored silk nightgown and came back out and said “would you like some whipped cream?”. It’s been 12 years and I have not been able to top it especially with children around.

You sound so awesome!
Strip joint
Anonymous wrote:Chemicals in our environment. The same reason people kill as many random strangers as they can get away with before being shot by the police. Craziness caused by chemicals in our food and water, shampoos, lotions, and surroundings.

Don't forget video games, no prayer in school...oh and easy access to guns.
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Anonymous wrote:Give 'em a break. They're stupid and that can't be easy, day in and day out.




I disagree. Stupid people appear (to me) to be much happier than intelligent people. Stupid people lack the perception to see how fckd up things can be and the self reflection to recognize their impact on others. Easy street, man.

If ignorance is bliss, I am the happiest man in the world!
Anonymous wrote:Still enjoy when the bottom of your feet point to the ceiling!

Help me out here. I'm dense sometimes. What does this mean?
Anonymous wrote:No kissing, no eye contact, and only the back door. The other door is for DH. That’s what my AP said to me. She set the rules and I’m good with it.

My kind of woman right there!
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Anonymous wrote:I think Jessica beil has the perfect butt. Guy here




That is a beautiful thing
Anonymous wrote:My situation is not normal, so don’t get paranoid.
We had sex maybe 6 times a year. Have been married 11 years. After therapy, rehab for booze, depression (all on husbands part), he comes out as transgender and is currently transitioning. We still live together for financial reasons, but marriage is over.

Oh, and my ex likes men.

My life is a mess.

PM me and I can help you out!
Anonymous wrote:Have you looked into whether he might be pouring or injecting miniatures of vodka, gin, etc. into the beers and Spiking it with hard liquor? That's what alcoholics do and he is an alcoholic. Thoughts?

You're absolutely right!
He could be putting heroin in it, too
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Anonymous wrote:Why would a man date a single mom with 3 kids???


Because Im hot and awesome in bed, and loving, and kind, and caring, and I make a mean sandwich

Good answer to a stupid question
Anonymous wrote:I thought we were in love. It was like magic. I couldn't wait to unwrap her, like a special birthday present.

When it finally happened, "she" had a penis.

It wasn't at all like I expected, and boy did my ass hurt for days afterward.

Aww that's so romantic!
Anonymous wrote:I'd be happy with once per month.
However, I love my spouse very, very much and he would really like it 2-3 times per week. So I make sure we have sex once a week with a few blow jobs thrown in there in between. He's so absolutely dedicated to me in every way and always puts my needs above his. I try hard to reciprocate by putting his needs in this area above my own because I know it matters so much to him.

You sound like an awesome wife!
Anonymous wrote:Nobody's perfect. The average american has at least 7 mental illnesses.

Where did you get that statistic?
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Anonymous wrote:It's un-PC to say but as a 4'11, 115lb Asian female, I always grab an aisle seat and pray that some normal weight person sits next to me instead of some plus-sized person. I don't understand how people let themselves get to such a size but yes, I also think this lady shouldn't have made a scene.


You should not judge. You aren’t perfect.

I’ll take the two in this article over you.

Would you sit between the two in the article over her?
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Anonymous wrote:I went to a few doctor’s appointments in PG County with my brother. The office was literally filled with people like those two passengers. The waiting room had oversized chairs the size of a loveseat. My brother and I shared one. Every other chair was filled to capacity by an individual.

DING!
DING!!!
We have a winner!!
What this thread has been about all along!
Let's be prejudiced against overweight people AND black people .
You know some of you should not even be allowed to classify yourselves as human beings.

Are you saying that since they are overweight and black that it's okay to hog the middle seat?
If they were overweight and white would you feel the same way?
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