Code words/phrases for mentioning sex to SO when other/kids are around
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Anonymous
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Pork
Taco Bell |
Anonymous
Please tell me I am not the only person (man) on here who is married to someone who won't have sex while the kids are awake 
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Anonymous
| buttered popcorn |
Anonymous
My kids hate it when they hear us. SO, no you are not alone. |
Anonymous
That's crazy. That would limit us to morning sex since our kids all stay up past our bedtime. |
Anonymous
| I text him the eggplant emoji |
Anonymous
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My husband just says "I'm going to f--- you later."
Then he wonders why I don't want to. |
MikeL
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| Skewering |
Anonymous
I'm prone to telling DW that I just clipped my middle finger nail, surprisingly to the same results... |
Anonymous
| I tell my wife i need to have a conference call on a pipe laying project. |
Anonymous
| Doing yoga |
Anonymous
| Doing it to it. |
Anonymous
| "Going out to ice cream" |
Anonymous
Depends on how old they are. Toddlers can't be trusted. Elementary school kids can be left with the tv on. |
Anonymous
| Recalibrating the Hairy Places. Tuning the petunias. |