S/O: weirdest compliment you've gotten from someone interested in you

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[Post New]05/02/2017 07:26
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Anonymous
Inspired by the "you have a body like a stripper" thread. Weirdest compliment you've gotten?

Mine: a guy who was head over heels in love with me said I could eat a baby and I'd still be beautiful. Uh....
[Post New]05/02/2017 08:00
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Anonymous
He told me my body looked swollen, and then had a visible erection.
[Post New]05/02/2017 08:40
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Anonymous
It wasn't really weird I just wasn't from the south.
I met a woman and we seemed to be hitting it off really well. She told me I was a tall drink of water.
I had no idea what that meant figured she thought since I was on my second drink she thought I had a drinking problem so I ended the date shortly after. Wasn't until a couple days later someone told me it was a compliment
[Post New]05/02/2017 08:57
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:It wasn't really weird I just wasn't from the south.
I met a woman and we seemed to be hitting it off really well. She told me I was a tall drink of water.
I had no idea what that meant figured she thought since I was on my second drink she thought I had a drinking problem so I ended the date shortly after. Wasn't until a couple days later someone told me it was a compliment

It's a very hot day and you have a thirst that needs to be quenched....turn that into a thirst for something more sensual...
[Post New]05/02/2017 09:07
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MikeL
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Anonymous wrote:It wasn't really weird I just wasn't from the south.
I met a woman and we seemed to be hitting it off really well. She told me I was a tall drink of water.
I had no idea what that meant figured she thought since I was on my second drink she thought I had a drinking problem so I ended the date shortly after. Wasn't until a couple days later someone told me it was a compliment

That is hilarious!
[Post New]05/02/2017 09:24
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Anonymous
Dated a guy for 6 months in college. Totally in love with him. Had to be apart for the summer.

Well he dated someone else that summer... not agreed upon!! He told me near the end of the summer. I was mad, heartbroken, of course. But then I spent the rest of the summer dating other guys. Ha ha.

Turns out that girl broke up with him THE NEXT DAY.

In the fall, I reluctantly got back together with him. I took my time easing into it again. There was a boating trip involved, meeting more of his family, saying I love you.

At one point he complimented me... on how I felt. That the summer girl was skinny, and he liked how I felt different.... ahhhgG!!!?! I wanted to slap him, but I felt like he was saying it positively. So that was the "compliment." He also told me she was bulemic so yeah..

All of above is SO awkward and just the BS that a 20-21yo would experience while dating. Of course we did not stay together.
[Post New]05/02/2017 09:28
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Anonymous
"If I was casting actresses for a move, I'd cast you as an athletic, mute herione."

So...
[Post New]05/02/2017 09:34
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Anonymous
I went on a date with a guy who was a friend of a friend that I'd known casually (as in saw maybe twice a year) for a couple of years. During that time, I'd had a front tooth replaced with a dental implant due to an infection. It had been a long drawn out process and I'd had to wear a flipper for close to two years and I was incredibly self conscious about it.

Within 5 minutes of the date starting, he said "Wow, your new tooth looks so good, I'd never known it was a fake if I hadn't seen you wearing that terrible flipper!" It wasn't the worst thing in the world for him to say and I get he was trying to give me a compliment but he might as well have dumped a bucket of ice water on my head, it would have had about the same effect.
[Post New]05/02/2017 09:38
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Anonymous
He said I look like the actress Tilda Swinton

As far as I am concerned, the only things I have in common with her is that I am very pale and tall.
[Post New]05/02/2017 09:41
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Anonymous
English was not his first language.

"Do you feel like kissing?"

As it turned out, I did feel like it
[Post New]05/02/2017 09:58
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Anonymous
I had a guy say on a second date say in the same sentence that: (1) it was clear that I was very intelligent, and (2) my front teeth were crooked. 17 years later, we are married. I was tempted to write him off because it was so strange and insulting, but DH is a great guy who has been there for me through thick and thin. He was just nervous and said one rude and weird thing.
[Post New]05/02/2017 10:02
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Anonymous
I was told that I have beautiful, soft elbows.
[Post New]05/02/2017 10:05
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I had a guy say on a second date say in the same sentence that: (1) it was clear that I was very intelligent, and (2) my front teeth were crooked. 17 years later, we are married. I was tempted to write him off because it was so strange and insulting, but DH is a great guy who has been there for me through thick and thin. He was just nervous and said one rude and weird thing.


I almost didn't give my DH a second date because he talked about himself through our ENTIRE first date, nonstop. I don't think I said more than 10 words the entire time and this was a 2.5 hour date. Thankfully, I gave it another shot in the hopes he was just nervous (also, I was bored and didn't have anything to do the night he asked me out again) and it turns out he was. He's definitely a chatty guy but not the obnoxious "let me treat you to a two hour monologue about myself" jerk he seemed like on the first date.
[Post New]05/02/2017 10:33
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Anonymous
Happily married now, but more than one woman has been fixated and commented on the fact that I have a dimple. Oh well, whatever it takes.
[Post New]05/02/2017 10:39
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Happily married now, but more than one woman has been fixated and commented on the fact that I have a dimple. Oh well, whatever it takes.

We love dimples.
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