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Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Another non-date story. I went out on a date with this girl...we went out for about a month, but it did not work out. Nothing hostile... Fast forward five years: I am married; we are living on the Va Side of the river. DW meets a friend, and they hit it off...they seem to have a lot in common. And we both had DD's about the same age.
DW ARRANGED the families to meet..I see DW's friend, and realize it is my former "friend". We remain family friends, and have never spoken of the fact I had sex with her: neither her hubby nor my wife knows, though there have been one or two jokes...
You totally need to bang her again
She's asking for it!
Anonymous wrote:I think you should bend her over a desk and have some mutual fun.
Now that's what I'm talkin' about!
My kids subsisted on the same thing every day:
Sandwich - turkey for 1 kid, ham for another, PB for the 3rd
Chips of some sort
3 cookies
1 piece of fruit
Bottle of water
The last kid never ate a cafeteria cooked meal
Sandwich - turkey for 1 kid, ham for another, PB for the 3rd
Chips of some sort
3 cookies
1 piece of fruit
Bottle of water
The last kid never ate a cafeteria cooked meal
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Five words: "chronic scrotal and testicular pain"
???
Some guys have long term, sometimes permanent, pain in their testicles and scrotum after vasectomy.
"Some guys", eh?
How big a % are these "some guys"?
Anonymous wrote:It is his body, no?
Yes, it is. But he puts part of his body into hers when they have sex and it has the potential to start life in her body.
Not a good argument you're trying to make here.
Tell him to look at what's involved in a vasectomy.
To call it surgery is overstating it.
It is very minor, results in some tenderness for a couple days, and you never think of it again.
Lots and lots of guys have had it done, me included, and the manly hydraulics work just fine afterwards.
To call it surgery is overstating it.
It is very minor, results in some tenderness for a couple days, and you never think of it again.
Lots and lots of guys have had it done, me included, and the manly hydraulics work just fine afterwards.
Depending on what kind of pie, I don't think it can go bad. Eat it before it does.
Anonymous wrote:MikeL wrote:Anonymous wrote:MikeL wrote:Get in contact with me. I'll help you out on that front
Come on really? I assume you're married right? What would you think of a woman that would actually consider taking you up on that? Who does this? I mean my NC guy, I knew 30 years ago really well.
No, I'm not.
Oh well, that would be even worse trouble for me then!
Pshaw, I'm not the jealous type at all. We'd have fun.
Anonymous wrote:MikeL wrote:Get in contact with me. I'll help you out on that front
Come on really? I assume you're married right? What would you think of a woman that would actually consider taking you up on that? Who does this? I mean my NC guy, I knew 30 years ago really well.
No, I'm not.
Get in contact with me. I'll help you out on that front
Anonymous wrote:MikeL wrote:Anonymous wrote:OP here. Ok. But she does kiss me too. I am just really not comfortable with it. I don't want to sound mean here but it just makes my stomach churn.
She kisses you on the mouth?
My FIl does this. Ew. I turn at the last minute and give him my cheek.
I'm a huggy, cheek kissy kind of person, but mouth kissing in law is not for me.
Anonymous wrote:OP here. Ok. But she does kiss me too. I am just really not comfortable with it. I don't want to sound mean here but it just makes my stomach churn.
She kisses you on the mouth?
Maybe the MIL is coming on to her, stretching out that naked thigh to see if the OP would like a nibble.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:I always feel more comfortable staying with my own family (and I think daughter kind of trumps son in that case). I also get exhausted being around the real little guys.
I don't think it is a slight in any way. If you generally get along with your in-laws, just accept that staying with their daughter was an easier, more relaxed choice.
Sounds like you have a good head on your shoulders and you are just a little disappointed. I think that's normal.
I am going to say that you don't sound at all like a typical whack-a-do DCUM poster. So enjoy the holidays!
OP here. I agree with this but I do want to clarify that my husband has one brother so my SIL is not my inlaws daughter. However I do think its just an easier more relaxing choice and that makes sense.
As an “older” woman, I can relate. OP, you will understand when you get older. I don’t mean this as condescending in any way - I totally understand your disappointment. But, as people get older and get in routines, being in a house with 3 little ones can be disruptive to their usually calm, predictable lives. I know. I am there. Be grateful that your inlaws still enjoying traveling away from home. As people age, staying in the comfort of their own homes takes priority for some.
Quite true. My in-laws tried it a couple times with us when the kids were little, then chose to stay at a nearby hotel at night.
Worked out better for everyone.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Not sure how many men's opinions there are in here, but I find this whole discussion amusing and kind of sad, especially when women use words like "hideous" or "ugly" to describe their own vaginas. As a man, I think the female genitalia are incredibly delicate and beautiful - bald, fully natural, or anywhere in between. A worthy man will love the way you look, the way you taste, and the way it feels when he slides into you, no matter what "style" you decide upon down there.
I'm a girl and I think vaginas are so ugly. I think all body parts are ugly however but vaginas are the worst.
You poor misguided soul. The human vulva is one of the most beautiful anatomical parts of a woman, second only to her pretty face. When she is arounsed and wet, it reminds me of a flower in bloom, with the morning dew still kissing her petals. And the fact that they are all unique makes me want to see them all. Just a big bouquet of beautiful flowers.
+1! I heartily agree.