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Anonymous wrote:Herpes flare up?
Happened to a friend.
I do think the above ranked ascending orders are correct but I also believe that a pretty woman can be hot at the same time. Personality, body type, dress style, intelligence, sexual drive, etc. will all play into those descriptions.
For example, a friend of mine that has never considered herself even just pretty is one of the hottest women I have ever seen. She is natural platinum blonde, fair skinned, reserved, average body/build, nerdy/extremely intelligent, and conservatively dressed.
For example, a friend of mine that has never considered herself even just pretty is one of the hottest women I have ever seen. She is natural platinum blonde, fair skinned, reserved, average body/build, nerdy/extremely intelligent, and conservatively dressed.
I love all things US history and cannot stop myself from constantly buying books!
Anonymous wrote:OP here. No guy has ever said I am beautiful. I am 33 but look like a kid.
This was said by my friends friend.
That's terrible! I'm sure you could find someone here who would could change that.
Obviously he knows that you have had kids and that there is territory that comes with it. Good men don’t expect perfection.
Relax and be confident- you’re a milf now! I’d take a confident sexy momma ANY day over a swimsuit model.
Relax and be confident- you’re a milf now! I’d take a confident sexy momma ANY day over a swimsuit model.
Could she actually have been a flame from before -being with you?
Anonymous wrote:gentry wrote:Option k....we’ll give you what you need
OP here:
I keep laughing from this. Hahahahaha.......there are far too many ways to respond to this and be in the wrong forum.
Well too bad you posted as anonymous otherwise such a conversation might be a deserved distraction for you.
Option k....we’ll give you what you need
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:All are equally junk.
Buy a Ford.
*Formation of Bald eagle soars overhead*
*Whispers*
“First On Race Day”
“Fix Or Repair Daily”
If you ain’t first, you’re last!
Well I’d like to quote the late great Colonel Sanders.
He said, “I’m too druunk...to taste this chicken.”
A woman is NEVER hotter in her entire life than when she is rocking the baby bump. For my wife she was smoking hot at around 25 weeks but was equally a head turner at full term.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Tell her (i) you won't marry her til she's 6 months pregnant and (ii) she has to get pregnant in the next 4 months. Otherwise walk. Your life is too short to waste your time with her. (Nothing wrong with her, mind you; she's just wrong for you.)
Are you a fertility expert?
Yes, in fact I am. I'm sure I've fertilized more women than you have.
And there’s the “surprise” gem of this thread.
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:she takes as much pleasure in popping pimples (on both of us) as I do in eating a thick piece of bacon.
OMG good description. Equal (enourmous) pleasure for me for both. Enjoying wound care/pimple popping is my gross habit. Also if I feel a dry booger I have to excuse myself to go pick it- inside of my nose is sensitive I guess.
Anyone here secretly love their partner's gross habit?
DH is super neat/clean... And I actually LOVE this about him but someone somewhere wouldn't.... he has massive circus farts like he has a wind instrument shaped fistula in his bum. It is pretty incredible. They are loud, wet, sloppy and startling. I scream or jump at some point every day. All our little kids laugh. He makes it my problem, stating "you are right next to me- I've been doing this for years- why are you scared? You are so jumpy..." Sometimes he squeezes MY bum cheek as he does it so it feels like I did it... or do a reverse maneuver and pull my finger as he does it... makes me feel so dirty. He will yell "ugh, what are you feeding me that is causing this??" in fake torment (he does all the cooking). He will name them and describe them (squeaky fart) "That was Rhonda. She works in accounting and is a little shy" (loud bombastic fart) "Oh No! That's Ted, her boss.... he is such a d-I-I-I-ick!!!" I find it all hilarious. He is really great looking, well dressed and professional and I think "if only your employees knew" because it is BEYOND. I also don't think he could hold it in long enough to find another woman who would accept/enjoy/encourage it as I do.
Your husband sounds absolutely hilarious! You are definitely right that he needed a special woman like you to love him for it.
Bonus points to you for using the word fistula!
If it doesn't work out might I suggest being a unicorn?
If you want casual fun and can process/deal with the fact that you can never have more- then flirt back more openly.
It would be important for your conscience to directly confirm that his wife IS okay with it.
If both of those answers are clear then there is nothing unethical in my opinion.
Let me also just give a 'hell yeah' to the rural swing life!
It would be important for your conscience to directly confirm that his wife IS okay with it.
If both of those answers are clear then there is nothing unethical in my opinion.
Let me also just give a 'hell yeah' to the rural swing life!
My SAHM wife loves some really serious dirty talk and videos.
Have yet to find another couple to share the interest with us.
Have yet to find another couple to share the interest with us.