What's the grossest thing your SO does?

Anonymous
Thought it would be fun to discuss

My DH refuses to clip his toenails until they get so long he hits them on something and they snag. Barf. I can't even look at his feet.
Anonymous
Walks around with a bouger unawares often. Used to adjust himself in public really obviously when he was younger.
Anonymous
Wife's dog poop farts. Strange, only happens when she's pregnant. Her farts smell just like a fresh pile of dog poop. Love her anyway
Anonymous
Drinks coffee while on the shitter. Efficient but gross.
Anonymous
breath in the morning - seriously, she brushes but never uses mouth wash and her morning breath could kill a lion
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Walks around with a bouger unawares often. Used to adjust himself in public really obviously when he was younger.


Is this the French word for booger?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:breath in the morning - seriously, she brushes but never uses mouth wash and her morning breath could kill a lion


How do you know this about my wife?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Walks around with a bouger unawares often. Used to adjust himself in public really obviously when he was younger.


Is this the French word for booger?

Classier that way
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Thought it would be fun to discuss

My DH refuses to clip his toenails until they get so long he hits them on something and they snag. Barf. I can't even look at his feet.


Hah! My husband delays cutting his toenails for as long as possible - he'll only cut them after I tell him he sounds like a dog when he walks around barefoot.
Anonymous
she takes as much pleasure in popping pimples (on both of us) as I do in eating a thick piece of bacon.
Anonymous
Sense into the air. Yep.
It used to be worse. He would sneeze into the sunlight and watch the droplets. He thought it was interesting.

Yeah, Interesting to literally see all of the germs you are spreading!

He no longer does the very purposeful sunlight thing, but still just doesn’t ever sneeze into his arm, or even his hands!(which would be sort of an improvement)
Anonymous
Sense=sneeze
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Thought it would be fun to discuss

My DH refuses to clip his toenails until they get so long he hits them on something and they snag. Barf. I can't even look at his feet.


Hah! My husband delays cutting his toenails for as long as possible - he'll only cut them after I tell him he sounds like a dog when he walks around barefoot.
this made me laugh so hard!
Anonymous
Leaves a lot of debris in the toilet
Anonymous
Leaves used dental floss all over the house.
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