Thought it would be fun to discuss ![]() My DH refuses to clip his toenails until they get so long he hits them on something and they snag. Barf. I can't even look at his feet. |
Walks around with a bouger unawares often. Used to adjust himself in public really obviously when he was younger. |
Wife's dog poop farts. Strange, only happens when she's pregnant. Her farts smell just like a fresh pile of dog poop. Love her anyway |
Drinks coffee while on the shitter. Efficient but gross. |
breath in the morning - seriously, she brushes but never uses mouth wash and her morning breath could kill a lion |
Is this the French word for booger? |
How do you know this about my wife? |
Classier that way ![]() |
Hah! My husband delays cutting his toenails for as long as possible - he'll only cut them after I tell him he sounds like a dog when he walks around barefoot. |
she takes as much pleasure in popping pimples (on both of us) as I do in eating a thick piece of bacon. |
Sense into the air. Yep.
It used to be worse. He would sneeze into the sunlight and watch the droplets. He thought it was interesting. Yeah, Interesting to literally see all of the germs you are spreading! He no longer does the very purposeful sunlight thing, but still just doesn’t ever sneeze into his arm, or even his hands!(which would be sort of an improvement) |
Sense=sneeze |
this made me laugh so hard! |
Leaves a lot of debris in the toilet |
Leaves used dental floss all over the house. |