What's the grossest thing your SO does?

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[Post New]06/21/2018 17:28
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Anonymous wrote:she takes as much pleasure in popping pimples (on both of us) as I do in eating a thick piece of bacon.


OMG good description. Equal (enourmous) pleasure for me for both. Enjoying wound care/pimple popping is my gross habit. Also if I feel a dry booger I have to excuse myself to go pick it- inside of my nose is sensitive I guess.

Anyone here secretly love their partner's gross habit?

DH is super neat/clean... And I actually LOVE this about him but someone somewhere wouldn't.... he has massive circus farts like he has a wind instrument shaped fistula in his bum. It is pretty incredible. They are loud, wet, sloppy and startling. I scream or jump at some point every day. All our little kids laugh. He makes it my problem, stating "you are right next to me- I've been doing this for years- why are you scared? You are so jumpy..." Sometimes he squeezes MY bum cheek as he does it so it feels like I did it... or do a reverse maneuver and pull my finger as he does it... makes me feel so dirty. He will yell "ugh, what are you feeding me that is causing this??" in fake torment (he does all the cooking). He will name them and describe them (squeaky fart) "That was Rhonda. She works in accounting and is a little shy" (loud bombastic fart) "Oh No! That's Ted, her boss.... he is such a d-I-I-I-ick!!!" I find it all hilarious. He is really great looking, well dressed and professional and I think "if only your employees knew" because it is BEYOND. I also don't think he could hold it in long enough to find another woman who would accept/enjoy/encourage it as I do.
[Post New]06/24/2018 14:27
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Anonymous wrote:Drinks coffee while on the shitter. Efficient but gross.


Why is that gross to you? I do it every morning. He (assuming he) is in there by himself with the door closed, I assume, so why does it bother you. Coffee and pooping go together.
[Post New]06/24/2018 14:30
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Recycles floss sticks and wears the same workout shirt (M-F) for months before laundering.
[Post New]06/24/2018 14:34
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The door jamb beside "his" toilet is covered in boogers.
[Post New]06/24/2018 16:21
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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:



DH is super neat/clean... And I actually LOVE this about him but someone somewhere wouldn't.... he has massive circus farts like he has a wind instrument shaped fistula in his bum. It is pretty incredible. They are loud, wet, sloppy and startling. I scream or jump at some point every day. All our little kids laugh. He makes it my problem, stating "you are right next to me- I've been doing this for years- why are you scared? You are so jumpy..." Sometimes he squeezes MY bum cheek as he does it so it feels like I did it... or do a reverse maneuver and pull my finger as he does it... makes me feel so dirty. He will yell "ugh, what are you feeding me that is causing this??" in fake torment (he does all the cooking). He will name them and describe them (squeaky fart) "That was Rhonda. She works in accounting and is a little shy" (loud bombastic fart) "Oh No! That's Ted, her boss.... he is such a d-I-I-I-ick!!!" I find it all hilarious. He is really great looking, well dressed and professional and I think "if only your employees knew" because it is BEYOND. I also don't think he could hold it in long enough to find another woman who would accept/enjoy/encourage it as I do.


Wow, he’s REALLY into farts.
[Post New]06/24/2018 16:22
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Anonymous wrote:The door jamb beside "his" toilet is covered in boogers.


You win, that’s so gross. How do you have sex with that animal?
[Post New]06/24/2018 16:29
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This is the best thread I’ve read in a while, dying!

Mine eats his boogers ??, but maybe they are bougers, which are much classier. He denies it, but I’ve caught him. I am a pimple popper, his and mine. He will usually say no, but occasionally allow me 3-5 of his tiny blackheads on his back. And I definitely drink coffee and surf the web while using the bathroom; didn’t know it was gross.
[Post New]06/24/2018 17:32
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Flosses everywhere and just leaves the used floss out- on a table, counter, bathroom sink, couch cushion. It’s so gross.
[Post New]06/24/2018 18:22
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Will go weeks without washing his coffee mug. He only drinks it black. Says the hot coffee sterilizes it.

However, I can live with this. My XH was a nose picker and also had chronic athletes foot.
[Post New]06/24/2018 18:47
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Have sex with his mistress, it really disgusts me to think about it.
[Post New]06/24/2018 19:06
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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:she takes as much pleasure in popping pimples (on both of us) as I do in eating a thick piece of bacon.


OMG good description. Equal (enourmous) pleasure for me for both. Enjoying wound care/pimple popping is my gross habit. Also if I feel a dry booger I have to excuse myself to go pick it- inside of my nose is sensitive I guess.

Anyone here secretly love their partner's gross habit?

DH is super neat/clean... And I actually LOVE this about him but someone somewhere wouldn't.... he has massive circus farts like he has a wind instrument shaped fistula in his bum. It is pretty incredible. They are loud, wet, sloppy and startling. I scream or jump at some point every day. All our little kids laugh. He makes it my problem, stating "you are right next to me- I've been doing this for years- why are you scared? You are so jumpy..." Sometimes he squeezes MY bum cheek as he does it so it feels like I did it... or do a reverse maneuver and pull my finger as he does it... makes me feel so dirty. He will yell "ugh, what are you feeding me that is causing this??" in fake torment (he does all the cooking). He will name them and describe them (squeaky fart) "That was Rhonda. She works in accounting and is a little shy" (loud bombastic fart) "Oh No! That's Ted, her boss.... he is such a d-I-I-I-ick!!!" I find it all hilarious. He is really great looking, well dressed and professional and I think "if only your employees knew" because it is BEYOND. I also don't think he could hold it in long enough to find another woman who would accept/enjoy/encourage it as I do.


Your husband sounds absolutely hilarious! You are definitely right that he needed a special woman like you to love him for it.

Bonus points to you for using the word fistula!
[Post New]06/25/2018 00:39
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Forgets to flush
[Post New]06/25/2018 02:12
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Anonymous wrote:Drinks coffee while on the shitter. Efficient but gross.


Why is that gross to you? I do it every morning. He (assuming he) is in there by himself with the door closed, I assume, so why does it bother you. Coffee and pooping go together.


WTF is wrong with you and what are you eating?!?

Pooping shouldn’t take so long that you can sip coffee while you do it. Plus, doesn’t the smell bother you? Sure, you could have breakfast in there too, but how can you eat while smelling poop? Drinking is not any different. Also, when you flush, youure totally getting poop particles in your coffee. This is beyond gross, it’s unhygienic.
[Post New]06/25/2018 08:11
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Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Drinks coffee while on the shitter. Efficient but gross.


Why is that gross to you? I do it every morning. He (assuming he) is in there by himself with the door closed, I assume, so why does it bother you. Coffee and pooping go together.


WTF is wrong with you and what are you eating?!?

Pooping shouldn’t take so long that you can sip coffee while you do it. Plus, doesn’t the smell bother you? Sure, you could have breakfast in there too, but how can you eat while smelling poop? Drinking is not any different. Also, when you flush, youure totally getting poop particles in your coffee. This is beyond gross, it’s unhygienic.


Shut the lid when you flush. Problem solved.

Maybe he uses the poop stuff that elimiates odor as you poop (https://www.poopourri.com/) or maybe he has no olfactory senses.

Maybe he likes the eau de shit?
[Post New]06/25/2018 08:41
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Anonymous wrote:Drinks coffee while on the shitter. Efficient but gross.


I find the “playing on your phone while pooping” thing absolutely disgusting. I remember reading a study that found phones taken in the bathroom have thousands of times more bacteria than phones that aren’t. Plus, I know people who have trained themselves so they can only poop if they have their phone.
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