Best, worst, and horribly funny date stories?!
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Anonymous
Did he think you wouldn't notice? What a waste of time |
Anonymous
This is an urban legend. What woman changes into her drably PJ's to have sex in the beginning of the relationship? In the version I heard he sees a picture of an old dear relative on her shelf. |
Anonymous
I thought he turned white as a ghost in disbelief that she Changed into Her night nights and he was expecting sex |
MikeL
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She's asking for it! |
Anonymous
| On eHarmony, I was matched with the room mate of my ex boyfriend. We both were matched with each other and kept our photos hidden until the last stage of communication. Then, I saw who it was. |
Anonymous
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I once had a guy look under the table a few times while we were out at dinner. I asked him what he was doing. He said he was trying to read my body language so he could see how the date was going. He was absolutely serious and told me he had learned how to read the signs from some dating show on tv.
First and last date with that winner. |
Anonymous
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This reminds me...
In the women's magazine Cosmopolitan, there is a monthly column called "Worst Dates" that have some pretty awful date stories in there. After reading them, none of my dates sound even remotely awful. |
Anonymous
I'm a woman and I think Cosmo magazine is the dumbest shit ever. Half of the articles about sex have caused injuries. They are old and boring. Same thing in every issue. |
Anonymous
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First date with a guy who was a doctor. I ordered a cranberry juice and he asked me if I had a UTI (actually I thought I might be getting one, but really, who asks that on a first date?).
It got worse from there. He insinuated that there was something wrong with me because, 6 years after HS I had a hard time keeping in touch with high school friends. Meanwhile HE was in touch with all his high school friends. He also criticized my parents for gifting me an iPod for my law school graduation (his words: "that's it?") On another first date, my date suddenly "remembered" that he had to go to an opera as a way to end the date. Thank God for DH. Apparently I wasn't good at dating... |
Anonymous
This reminded me of one... I met a woman from JDATE. We were both professionals; I am a scientist, and she is a physician (neurologist). We were out, and she noticed that I fidget a lot -- I do. She started telling me all of the serious medical conditions that can cause me to have these spasms...how I should get checked out. I did not go on a date to get diagnosed. |
Anonymous
I know! It seems so fake that every time I think of it I am in awe all over again. Can you imagine? They wound up having a good laugh about it. |
Anonymous
NP, but in my online dating experience, if their profile said 5'7 that always meant they were shorter than that! So after a few lies about height I saw 5'7 as a red flag for a short guy lying about his height... I assume there had to be guys who were really 5'7 but I never encountered one 
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Anonymous
| Yes, men lie about their height and their income, and women lie about their age and their weight online. |
Anonymous
You state your income on online dating sites? 
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Anonymous
| I went on a random date 2 days before my divorce was final, probably because I wanted something to do and I didn’t want to be home thinking about how the court date was going to go down. He was a complete douchebag! He smelled like cigarettes, looked at his phone whenever I talked, started yelling at me like I was his ex, told me it was my fault for being in the situation I was in (saying I should’ve hired a big-time lawyer and sucked the Ex dry of cash), and criticized me for sending my daughter to DC Public Schools. I think I looked flabbergasted the whole time. When he finally left the owner of the place looked at me and said “Worst Date Ever.” No kidding! I know I just met him for a distraction but damn, that’s what I get to deal with? Kind of nuts! |