Most laughable thing you've read on DCUM?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/15/90475.page

Subject: Re: Do babies count for use of HOV lanes?


Anonymous wrote: So if I have my infant and monkey, I don't qualify for HOV-3 but would for HOV-2?

Anonymous wrote: Not if the monkey is dead. Or too sick to drive.

Anonymous wrote: Well, sometimes, my monkey is drunk. What then?

Oh my god, that made me laugh so hard.

[Anonymous]

I have no idea of the thread, but my favorite line, of all time:

Enjoy Applebees.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think my goldfish may be depressed.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/51605.page#364354

This one is sooo good!

[Anonymous]

Anything written by FNFBFYM (ow whatever the hell her name is) is always good for a laugh and a visit to crazyland.

[Anonymous]

Ooops, I meant FBFNFTM, or whatever it is.....

[Anonymous]

Can't believe someone posted a picture of their sister, wtf. I would NOT appreciate that, pregnant in a bikini???

[Anonymous]

Wow. I wasn't sure if it was the sister or not but I loved the playful, youthful, happy looking picture. Not my style, but the bikini looks fine. Heck, she even has a nice manicure. The moment is priceless. It's a great pic.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Can't believe someone posted a picture of their sister, wtf. I would NOT appreciate that, pregnant in a bikini???

I don't think she's pregnant.

[Anonymous]

Yup, it's my sister and she's pregnant.

She will never know about this. She's faaaaaaaaar faaaaaaaaar away and doesn't use the "internets".

We're safe, girls.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Yup, it's my sister and she's pregnant.

She will never know about this. She's faaaaaaaaar faaaaaaaaar away and doesn't use the "internets".

We're safe, girls.

Ahahahaha, I cannot believe you actually posted this! Thats hilarious...my sister would kill me! She does look very happy though. Good for her!

[Anonymous]

Totally not safe for pregnant girls to swim with dolphins! I feel sorry for her kids! (Just kidding, had to beat them to it.) She looks cute and and happy, but I would kill my sister if she put my pic on the internets

[Anonymous]

Totally cute pic, and I would not be upset if my sis posted it!

Just read the bouquet bride thread. Wow, she is CRAZY!!!

I have to say, something here makes me laugh everyday. It's why I visit

So, a question on what drink to order for a business thing turns into a fight....
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/15/181922.page

[Anonymous]

More please! More links!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Yup, it's my sister and she's pregnant.

She will never know about this. She's faaaaaaaaar faaaaaaaaar away and doesn't use the "internets".

We're safe, girls.

Ahahahaha, I cannot believe you actually posted this! Thats hilarious...my sister would kill me! She does look very happy though. Good for her!

Homely face.

[Anonymous]

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/60/86789.page#683015

Constipated Pregnant Lady. Seriously, I was checking back for DAYS waiting to see if she finally got to take a dump.