Most laughable thing you've read on DCUM?

[Anonymous]

How about the private school parent who wanted to enroll her kids in the public school for 3 weeks in June because it was cheaper than putting them in camp.

[Anonymous]

Larla. Going on right now.

[Anonymous]

Bouquet bride. Just buckets of crazy.

[Anonymous]

When I first started coming on DCUM in 2008 or so, there was a long thread that turned into SAHM vs. WM (shock!) and this one SAHM just wouldn't stop posting about how there was simply no reason for a mom to work, and she just didn't understand how some woman were saying their careers fulfilled them. She suggested, seriously, that if women felt unfulfilled they could watch Oprah in the afternoons and that would fill whatever void they had.

At the time I actually thought it was sad, but I've become more cynical in the last three years and now I just think it's funny.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My #1 Has to be the how to keep poop stains off thongs and something about gauze squares work well to help this problem
#2 was the frizzy boob hair question. It was actually just a typo but it had me crying over the replies

I still laugh out loud about the boob hair cut!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Larla. Going on right now.

And poor OP never returned, did she?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Larla. Going on right now.

And poor OP never returned, did she?

I think OP was pulling our larlas. I mean legs!

[Anonymous]

The beautiful child thread was written by a poster banned from the site. She even posted pictures of the child.

[Anonymous]

Well, it's not that the topic was so laughable, but the Fancy Cakes by Leslie thread was awesome. I got so much enjoyment out of that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The beautiful child thread was written by a poster banned from the site. She even posted pictures of the child.

That thread was more disturbing than laughable, really. She was one scary bitch!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The beautiful child thread was written by a poster banned from the site. She even posted pictures of the child.

Do you know if the thread still exists?

[Anonymous]

OP, that was me! You do know that people can see your thong if you wear an unlined skirt, right?

[Anonymous]

I'm cracking up at these posts and I haven't even read most of the threads.

One of my faves is the woman who works in NY married to the man who works in DC. She got knocked up and then they were in crisis over how they were going to have a kid together when they never saw each other and they both worked all the time.

Then the OP got mad when people provided their opinions.

Also, the flame thread was funny.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There was a woman (NOT on the burgundy washcloth thread, I don't think) who swore up and down that she could sense her menstruation coming and could hold it back so that she only "perioded" while on the toilet.

Omg, I remember that one!!

Call it weird (I would have, too)... BUT, since giving birth I possess this unbelievable talent, too.

[Anonymous]

This thread is worthless without links.