Most laughable thing you've read on DCUM?

[Anonymous]

I'm sad no one nominated my " I'd like to swim with dolphins" thread.

You can't see my thong through my unlined skirt unless it is wet and I am astride a dolphin.

[Anonymous]

I'm sorry I am too lazy to link to this thread, but my favorite was on the beauty, health, exercise thread. I don't even remember what the OP's question was exactly, it was something about how to lose 20 pounds in 2 days which was ridiculous in and of itself. But then this one poster kept coming in and citing statistics for Biggest Loser contestants, and pushing some fitnesstv.com person on everyone, saying that if we didn't use her workouts, we were basically worthless. I have to admit, I egged that poster on quite a bit, I couldn't help myself.

[Anonymous]

PBFC.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think that crazy bouquet bride thread was written by the crazy ex-nanny brazilian. Remember her?

I think so too. I think that might have been her first thread. She's still on here sometimes. I definitely recognize her brand of crazy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm sad no one nominated my " I'd like to swim with dolphins" thread.

You can't see my thong through my unlined skirt unless it is wet and I am astride a dolphin.

[Anonymous]

I think my goldfish may be depressed.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/51605.page#364354

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think that crazy bouquet bride thread was written by the crazy ex-nanny brazilian. Remember her?

I think so too. I think that might have been her first thread. She's still on here sometimes. I definitely recognize her brand of crazy.

This post is laughable! Pp you cannot recognize random posters without a SN on an anonymous forum. It's so absurd when you ppl post this "I recognize you" bullshit. And btw I'm not the bouquet bride just in case you "recognized" my posts

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think that crazy bouquet bride thread was written by the crazy ex-nanny brazilian. Remember her?

I think so too. I think that might have been her first thread. She's still on here sometimes. I definitely recognize her brand of crazy.

This post is laughable! Pp you cannot recognize random posters without a SN on an anonymous forum. It's so absurd when you ppl post this "I recognize you" bullshit. And btw I'm not the bouquet bride just in case you "recognized" my posts

I also thought you couldn't recognize an anonymous poster but I think there are certain idiosyncrasies, writing styles, phrases, topics and commonly misspelled words that give some posters away. *shrugs*

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think that crazy bouquet bride thread was written by the crazy ex-nanny brazilian. Remember her?

I think so too. I think that might have been her first thread. She's still on here sometimes. I definitely recognize her brand of crazy.

This post is laughable! Pp you cannot recognize random posters without a SN on an anonymous forum. It's so absurd when you ppl post this "I recognize you" bullshit. And btw I'm not the bouquet bride just in case you "recognized" my posts

Hey look it's the batshit crazy bouquet bride poster!!

[Anonymous]

I kinda find the posts from the former nanny from Brazil that make fun of Americans funny.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think that crazy bouquet bride thread was written by the crazy ex-nanny brazilian. Remember her?

I think so too. I think that might have been her first thread. She's still on here sometimes. I definitely recognize her brand of crazy.

This post is laughable! Pp you cannot recognize random posters without a SN on an anonymous forum. It's so absurd when you ppl post this "I recognize you" bullshit. And btw I'm not the bouquet bride just in case you "recognized" my posts

Hey look it's the batshit crazy bouquet bride poster!!

So stupid not even funny. You need to go to bed.

[Anonymous]

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/15/90475.page

Subject: Re: Do babies count for use of HOV lanes?


Anonymous wrote: So if I have my infant and monkey, I don't qualify for HOV-3 but would for HOV-2?

Anonymous wrote: Not if the monkey is dead. Or too sick to drive.

Anonymous wrote: Well, sometimes, my monkey is drunk. What then?

[Anonymous]

american women don't know how to do laundry!!!

by bouquet Brazilian nanny bride again.

her style is recognizable.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think that crazy bouquet bride thread was written by the crazy ex-nanny brazilian. Remember her?

I think so too. I think that might have been her first thread. She's still on here sometimes. I definitely recognize her brand of crazy.

This post is laughable! Pp you cannot recognize random posters without a SN on an anonymous forum. It's so absurd when you ppl post this "I recognize you" bullshit. And btw I'm not the bouquet bride just in case you "recognized" my posts

Hey look it's the batshit crazy bouquet bride poster!!

So stupid not even funny. You need to go to bed.

Oversensitive much?

[Anonymous]

YES!!!!! Crazy brazilian nanny definitely wrote the laundry and the bouquet thread. She's nuts.