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Most laughable thing you've read on DCUM?
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Anonymous
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From time to time I think of this one super ridiculous thing I read on DCUM and literally lol.
It was on some thread about skirts and someone said: "Wearing an unlined skirt is so trashy!" I am 26 and the only lined skirts I own are part of suits. None of my other 30 skirts or so are lined. I chuckle every time I wear one, thinking of just how trashy I am according to DCUM. Your turn! |
Anonymous
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Can't choose just one. Here are three that I just couldn't believe:
-The burgundy washcloth thread -The really, really long thread that Jeff had to shut down where the poster kept INSISTING that her daughter was UNEQUIVOCALLY, objectively, the most beautiful child on earth -The one about going commando and how one poster insisted she never sweat or had vaginal secretions (never, ever) so she didn't have to wear panties |
Anonymous
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Dirty Dice
Flush or Toss tampons Pretty much anything on the Private School thread - and they are all soooooo serious about it, too. Talking about how their kindergarteners are "more qualified" than other kindergarteners. |
Anonymous
| Any post that ends with someone saying they feel sorry for another persons children. As in, "You own a television? I feel sorry for your children." It's DCUM's version of Godwin's law. |
Anonymous
Was this thread deleted or just made so that further comments could not be added? I'd love to read it! |
Anonymous
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I find MY HUSBAND WON'T STOP TALLING ABOUT THE GOLD STANDARD on Relationships to be pretty amusing.
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Anonymous
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Try to link the threads you reference! What's the burgundy washcloth? On my phone and the search feature sucks unless I'm on the computer ..
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Anonymous
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My #1 Has to be the how to keep poop stains off thongs and something about gauze squares work well to help this problem
#2 was the frizzy boob hair question. It was actually just a typo but it had me crying over the replies 
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Anonymous
| The current thread where the mom is toilet training her child, bringing the child into the bathroom with her, and does not know how to handle this scenario when she has her period. Really, just figure it out! |
Anonymous
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There was a woman (NOT on the burgundy washcloth thread, I don't think) who swore up and down that she could sense her menstruation coming and could hold it back so that she only "perioded" while on the toilet.
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Anonymous
Yes, please find this. I could use a good laugh! |
Anonymous
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My favorite was the preschooler/toddlers wearing bikinis thread. One poster (or a few nutballs) thought it was slutty and tacky for a toddler to even wear a tankini. The ridiculous part was that to counter the argument that a tankini is much eaiser for a young kid to go potty her insistence that it was better to get into some bizarre position over the toilet and hold back the bottom of your one piece bathing suit when you pee or do something else. As an adult there is no way that I could do this without peeing all over myself and my suit. There is no way a preschooler could manage this without falling into the toilet or peeing over everything.
I had no idea that people pay 10-15K for an educational consultant to help get their child into preschool. The nanny thread is always good for some laughs. Memorable moments include the illegal nanny who started a thread warning moms that it is illegal to ask a nanny candidate if they were legal to work and not hiring someone just because they were an illegal immigrant could get them sued. |
Anonymous
| The mother in PW county who wanted to take her DD out of school 10 minutes early every day because the bus took too long to get her home. Kiss and ride wasn't an option either because all the buses blocked her ability to make a speedy exit. |
Anonymous
Omg, I remember that one!! |
Anonymous
| Oh yeah, and the mom who wanted her nanny to play barbies with her daughter! |