Most laughable thing you've read on DCUM?

[Anonymous]

Let's get back to the corn fields. That was funny stuff.

[Anonymous]

That I was committing child abuse by letting my child self-console instead of being rocked to sleep.

Still makes me giggle a little...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:From time to time I think of this one super ridiculous thing I read on DCUM and literally lol.

It was on some thread about skirts and someone said:

"Wearing an unlined skirt is so trashy!"

I am 26 and the only lined skirts I own are part of suits. None of my other 30 skirts or so are lined. I chuckle every time I wear one, thinking of just how trashy I am according to DCUM.

Your turn!

Hi Babe,

I am 46 and don't bother with slips and obsessing over linings either. I love it!!!!! I don't even wear underwear, no bra either. Let it all go!!! LMAO!!

You might want to rethink this approach in a few years! SPANX can be very helpful!

No

I hate synthetic fibers! Spanx is that!

[Anonymous]

Spanx is false advertising

[Anonymous]

People who were worried about breast milk being sprayed on priceless works of art during one of the many BFIP threads. Can't find the link but this one was actually a rally cry for a feed in at a DC art museum (which, BTW, I fully supported).

[Anonymous]

My favorite was some person who bragged about how she had turned down several top private schools for her child. And then later in the thread, she explained that what she meant by "turned down" was that she'd never actually applied to the schools.

[Anonymous]

The woman who wanted advice on how to dress a 13 mth old for a semi-formal morning wedding.

[Anonymous]

The Chevy Chase club thread... If your last name is Stanley or Craftsman you'll fit right in because you're a complete tool. Lol

[Anonymous]

The thread about how hugging is really a form of bullying.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, that was me! You do know that people can see your thong if you wear an unlined skirt, right?

For some, that's the idea!!

Professional women in their 30s and 40s want everyone at the workplace to see they are wearing a thong (?)

It was sarcasm . . . as in, depending on the profession . . .

[Anonymous]

Oh, it's so hard to choose! Is it funnier that people are getting all exercised about proper attire for the locker room or about slide/swing etiquette at the playground?

And then there are the discussions of underclothing..

It's wonderful.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Spanx is false advertising

Isn't it just a nice name for "girdle"?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The thread about how hugging is really a form of bullying.

Yes, that thread is off the rails.

[Anonymous]

What thread is that?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What thread is that?

If by that you mean the hug thread, it is here:

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/187366.page