Most laughable thing you've read on DCUM?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My favorite is the one where the poster wanted people to share what they gave up and felt freed by afterwards, and hers was FULL BODY WAXING. I nearly died laughing and have told that story so many times to explain why I am glad I moved away from DC.

Great, that was me!

And I'm not from DC.

I'm sure you're not from where I am now. But really, don't feel bad, I admire your fortitude and I am sure you are much more beautiful than I am. I can't compete, and don't want to if it involves full body waxing! Ouch!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Any poster claiming to be HOT and THIN and RICH thank you very much.

Eh, two out of three ain't bad.

[Anonymous]

How beautiful can you be if you'd ever even consider needing a full body wax?

[Anonymous]

I never said I'm pretty. I said I feel free! And darn it feels GOOD!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:what's the applebee's reference?

and I still don't fully understand stores for the poors...

No the, just "store for poors"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:what's the applebee's reference?

and I still don't fully understand stores for the poors...

No the, just "store for poors"

This phrase still makes me laugh my ass off when I see it! Love it!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My favorite is the one where the poster wanted people to share what they gave up and felt freed by afterwards, and hers was FULL BODY WAXING. I nearly died laughing and have told that story so many times to explain why I am glad I moved away from DC.

Great, that was me!

And I'm not from DC.

I gave up Brazilians for lent. Women who live in DC can make sacrifices.

[Anonymous]

"Enjoy Applebee's" was definitely DCUM Snark Classic. There are many others but I may have too much of a "life" within the DC borders to contemplate the best DCUM lines.

I keed. I keed my my fellow Dcumers.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Definitely the one about the woman with a husband who was having an affair with the nanny - and she didn't want to lose the nanny.

I haven't read that one but based on this alone, I can see her position. A good nanny is hard to find.

I was just going to post the same comment.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:From time to time I think of this one super ridiculous thing I read on DCUM and literally lol.

It was on some thread about skirts and someone said:

"Wearing an unlined skirt is so trashy!"

I am 26 and the only lined skirts I own are part of suits. None of my other 30 skirts or so are lined. I chuckle every time I wear one, thinking of just how trashy I am according to DCUM.

Your turn!

Hi Babe,

I am 46 and don't bother with slips and obsessing over linings either. I love it!!!!! I don't even wear underwear, no bra either. Let it all go!!! LMAO!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP, that was me! You do know that people can see your thong if you wear an unlined skirt, right?

For some, that's the idea!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:From time to time I think of this one super ridiculous thing I read on DCUM and literally lol.

It was on some thread about skirts and someone said:

"Wearing an unlined skirt is so trashy!"

I am 26 and the only lined skirts I own are part of suits. None of my other 30 skirts or so are lined. I chuckle every time I wear one, thinking of just how trashy I am according to DCUM.

Your turn!

Hi Babe,

I am 46 and don't bother with slips and obsessing over linings either. I love it!!!!! I don't even wear underwear, no bra either. Let it all go!!! LMAO!!

You might want to rethink this approach in a few years! SPANX can be very helpful!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Definitely the one about the woman with a husband who was having an affair with the nanny - and she didn't want to lose the nanny.

I haven't read that one but based on this alone, I can see her position. A good nanny is hard to find.

I was just going to post the same comment.

Were both of you intending a pun with the word position?!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, that was me! You do know that people can see your thong if you wear an unlined skirt, right?

For some, that's the idea!!

Professional women in their 30s and 40s want everyone at the workplace to see they are wearing a thong (?)

[Anonymous]

The SMC cow thread is pretty silly. Cows are actually responding.