Upstairs is off-limits to guests

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Anonymous wrote:A fan does not disguise the sounds of pooping, and a match doesn’t get rid of the smell entirely. So I will continue to use the bathroom upstairs when I need to poop or if I have an explosive bowel movement.

And you will never be invited back

+1.

Learn to say, “Not to be indelicate, but may I use an upstairs bathroom?”

No one talks like that. I have never heard. Anyone use the word “indelicate “ like that.

Look, if I have to have an explosive bowel movement, I’m going to run upstairs without anyone noticing, find the master bathroom, and have at it.

And if the master bedroom door is closed? You would just go in anyway?

What do you think?

What do *I* think? I think I've NEVER open someone's master bedroom door without an explicit invitation. But this thread isn't about me, because I'm not an animal who thinks it's appropriate to poop in others' private spaces that they don't want me in. So I guess I wouldn't know.

I'm wondering what would you do if someone was changing? Or having sex? Or doing something else private in their own bedroom that you just barged into? Would you even feel embarrassed? Or that social discomfort is all just par for the course for these people?

If you’re having sex lock the door. Have you no common sense? Or you like the drama of having someone possibly walk in?

Common sense says the nobody is going to go barging through a closed door of a bedroom they haven’t been introduced to on a floor of the house they have no business being on when they’re at the house to spend time with some people who are in a different area of the house entirely.

Hi. Welcome to this thread. Indeed, in fact, people ARE going to do just that, by their own admission.

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Anonymous wrote:A fan does not disguise the sounds of pooping, and a match doesn’t get rid of the smell entirely. So I will continue to use the bathroom upstairs when I need to poop or if I have an explosive bowel movement.

And you will never be invited back

+1.

Learn to say, “Not to be indelicate, but may I use an upstairs bathroom?”

No one talks like that. I have never heard. Anyone use the word “indelicate “ like that.

Look, if I have to have an explosive bowel movement, I’m going to run upstairs without anyone noticing, find the master bathroom, and have at it.

And if the master bedroom door is closed? You would just go in anyway?

What do you think?

What do *I* think? I think I've NEVER open someone's master bedroom door without an explicit invitation. But this thread isn't about me, because I'm not an animal who thinks it's appropriate to poop in others' private spaces that they don't want me in. So I guess I wouldn't know.

I'm wondering what would you do if someone was changing? Or having sex? Or doing something else private in their own bedroom that you just barged into? Would you even feel embarrassed? Or that social discomfort is all just par for the course for these people?

If you’re having sex lock the door. Have you no common sense? Or you like the drama of having someone possibly walk in?

NP. I entertain frequently and cook/bake a lot. On more than one occasion, I have had to run upstairs and quickly change my shirt if I got sauce on it or something.

If you entered my bedroom by opening a closed door and caught me changing clothes, what then? What could you possibly say? Would you at least have the grace to feel badly about invading my privacy in my own bedroom and embarassing me in my own home.

Nobody is going to go upstairs when they know you are upstairs. That’s not how you quietly go upstairs to poo

Oh, REALLY? I have a back set of stairs from my closed kitchen that go upstairs. The other staircase is off of the foyer. Wow, you must be able to see through doors to know that I am definitely still in the kitchen, butler's pantry, or dining room.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Are you going to make your mom poop in the powder room in front of everyone? Or make her ask in front of everyone to embarrass her? So ridiculous

Um, my mom doesn't poop during parties. Plus, when she's an overnight guest in my home, she has an entire basement at her disposal with a guest room, private bath and sitting area. If she needed anything, she'd go down there.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Op and all the people on her side reinforce why it sucks to have houseguests and I have no shire to stay in anyone else’s hous. For chissakes people.

That's fine, I don't like slurry drunks in my home.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Are you going to make your mom poop in the powder room in front of everyone? Or make her ask in front of everyone to embarrass her? So ridiculous

Um, my mom doesn't poop during parties. Plus, when she's an overnight guest in my home, she has an entire basement at her disposal with a guest room, private bath and sitting area. If she needed anything, she'd go down there.

Lol. The spectacular non-pooping grandma. Sounds like a super-hero. I hope you don’t get many guests because you sound like the world’s nastiest host.

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Anonymous wrote:Are you going to make your mom poop in the powder room in front of everyone? Or make her ask in front of everyone to embarrass her? So ridiculous

Um, my mom doesn't poop during parties. Plus, when she's an overnight guest in my home, she has an entire basement at her disposal with a guest room, private bath and sitting area. If she needed anything, she'd go down there.

How is it that you know your mom doesn’t poop during parties? Enlighten us.

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Anonymous wrote:Are you going to make your mom poop in the powder room in front of everyone? Or make her ask in front of everyone to embarrass her? So ridiculous

Um, my mom doesn't poop during parties. Plus, when she's an overnight guest in my home, she has an entire basement at her disposal with a guest room, private bath and sitting area. If she needed anything, she'd go down there.

Lol. The spectacular non-pooping grandma. Sounds like a super-hero. I hope you don’t get many guests because you sound like the world’s nastiest host.

DP. No, the award for nasty goes to you. Sounds like the PP you are quoting provides quite nicely for her mother.

Dear Poopers: you suck. Stay home and stop ruining the parties for everyone else.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Are you going to make your mom poop in the powder room in front of everyone? Or make her ask in front of everyone to embarrass her? So ridiculous

Um, my mom doesn't poop during parties. Plus, when she's an overnight guest in my home, she has an entire basement at her disposal with a guest room, private bath and sitting area. If she needed anything, she'd go down there.

How is it that you know your mom doesn’t poop during parties? Enlighten us.

+1 Truly curious.

[Anonymous]

Also if I become really flatulent bc of food you served, you better believe I’m going to go upstairs and rip some rather than let everyone hear/smell me downstairs.

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Anonymous wrote:Are you going to make your mom poop in the powder room in front of everyone? Or make her ask in front of everyone to embarrass her? So ridiculous

Um, my mom doesn't poop during parties. Plus, when she's an overnight guest in my home, she has an entire basement at her disposal with a guest room, private bath and sitting area. If she needed anything, she'd go down there.

Lol. The spectacular non-pooping grandma. Sounds like a super-hero. I hope you don’t get many guests because you sound like the world’s nastiest host.

DP. No, the award for nasty goes to you. Sounds like the PP you are quoting provides quite nicely for her mother.

Dear Poopers: you suck. Stay home and stop ruining the parties for everyone else.

Sure, lucky grandma with her room in the basement while her daughter locks her out of the upstairs.

[Anonymous]

This is the longest discussion about nothing that I have ever seen. The same six comments have been repeated for 41 pages!

Whoever is keeping this alive should keep going because soon you will set some kind of record!

Record for the longest discussion about walking up a flight of stairs... or not

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is the longest discussion about nothing that I have ever seen. The same six comments have been repeated for 41 pages!

Whoever is keeping this alive should keep going because soon you will set some kind of record!

Record for the longest discussion about walking up a flight of stairs... or not

You're thanking yourself--you kept the discussion going! I saw it in Recent Topics thanks to...you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Also if I become really flatulent bc of food you served, you better believe I’m going to go upstairs and rip some rather than let everyone hear/smell me downstairs.

eh, everyone knows that you are dreaming up these bathroom emergencies as an excuse to poke your nose where it doesn't belong. You are a snooper and probably a gossip to boot. #getalife.

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Anonymous wrote:A fan does not disguise the sounds of pooping, and a match doesn’t get rid of the smell entirely. So I will continue to use the bathroom upstairs when I need to poop or if I have an explosive bowel movement.

And you will never be invited back

+1.

Learn to say, “Not to be indelicate, but may I use an upstairs bathroom?”

No one talks like that. I have never heard. Anyone use the word “indelicate “ like that.

Look, if I have to have an explosive bowel movement, I’m going to run upstairs without anyone noticing, find the master bathroom, and have at it.

And if the master bedroom door is closed? You would just go in anyway?

What do you think?

What do *I* think? I think I've NEVER open someone's master bedroom door without an explicit invitation. But this thread isn't about me, because I'm not an animal who thinks it's appropriate to poop in others' private spaces that they don't want me in. So I guess I wouldn't know.

I'm wondering what would you do if someone was changing? Or having sex? Or doing something else private in their own bedroom that you just barged into? Would you even feel embarrassed? Or that social discomfort is all just par for the course for these people?

If you are upstairs having sex while hosting a party, you deserve to be barged in on.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:A fan does not disguise the sounds of pooping, and a match doesn’t get rid of the smell entirely. So I will continue to use the bathroom upstairs when I need to poop or if I have an explosive bowel movement.

And you will never be invited back

+1.

Learn to say, “Not to be indelicate, but may I use an upstairs bathroom?”

No one talks like that. I have never heard. Anyone use the word “indelicate “ like that.

Look, if I have to have an explosive bowel movement, I’m going to run upstairs without anyone noticing, find the master bathroom, and have at it.

And if the master bedroom door is closed? You would just go in anyway?

What do you think?

What do *I* think? I think I've NEVER open someone's master bedroom door without an explicit invitation. But this thread isn't about me, because I'm not an animal who thinks it's appropriate to poop in others' private spaces that they don't want me in. So I guess I wouldn't know.

I'm wondering what would you do if someone was changing? Or having sex? Or doing something else private in their own bedroom that you just barged into? Would you even feel embarrassed? Or that social discomfort is all just par for the course for these people?

If you are upstairs having sex while hosting a party, you deserve to be barged in on.

Wrong. Sometimes you are just in the mood and gotta get your rocks off