Upstairs is off-limits to guests

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:A fan does not disguise the sounds of pooping, and a match doesn’t get rid of the smell entirely. So I will continue to use the bathroom upstairs when I need to poop or if I have an explosive bowel movement.

And you will never be invited back

+1.

Learn to say, “Not to be indelicate, but may I use an upstairs bathroom?”

No one talks like that. I have never heard. Anyone use the word “indelicate “ like that.

Look, if I have to have an explosive bowel movement, I’m going to run upstairs without anyone noticing, find the master bathroom, and have at it.

And if the master bedroom door is closed? You would just go in anyway?

What do you think?

What do *I* think? I think I've NEVER open someone's master bedroom door without an explicit invitation. But this thread isn't about me, because I'm not an animal who thinks it's appropriate to poop in others' private spaces that they don't want me in. So I guess I wouldn't know.

I'm wondering what would you do if someone was changing? Or having sex? Or doing something else private in their own bedroom that you just barged into? Would you even feel embarrassed? Or that social discomfort is all just par for the course for these people?

Can you stop with the dramatics/hysteria?! What would you do if you had to go? Just start in your panties?

I would use the bathroom(s) provided. And if they’re in use and I desperately needed a toilet then I’d ask the host whether there was another bathroom that was available for guests to use.

You know... like a civilized person. Or maybe you don’t know. But that’s what civilized people would do.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:A fan does not disguise the sounds of pooping, and a match doesn’t get rid of the smell entirely. So I will continue to use the bathroom upstairs when I need to poop or if I have an explosive bowel movement.

And you will never be invited back

+1.

Learn to say, “Not to be indelicate, but may I use an upstairs bathroom?”

No one talks like that. I have never heard. Anyone use the word “indelicate “ like that.

Look, if I have to have an explosive bowel movement, I’m going to run upstairs without anyone noticing, find the master bathroom, and have at it.

And if the master bedroom door is closed? You would just go in anyway?

What do you think?

What do *I* think? I think I've NEVER open someone's master bedroom door without an explicit invitation. But this thread isn't about me, because I'm not an animal who thinks it's appropriate to poop in others' private spaces that they don't want me in. So I guess I wouldn't know.

I'm wondering what would you do if someone was changing? Or having sex? Or doing something else private in their own bedroom that you just barged into? Would you even feel embarrassed? Or that social discomfort is all just par for the course for these people?

If you’re having sex lock the door. Have you no common sense? Or you like the drama of having someone possibly walk in?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:A fan does not disguise the sounds of pooping, and a match doesn’t get rid of the smell entirely. So I will continue to use the bathroom upstairs when I need to poop or if I have an explosive bowel movement.

And you will never be invited back

+1.

Learn to say, “Not to be indelicate, but may I use an upstairs bathroom?”

No one talks like that. I have never heard. Anyone use the word “indelicate “ like that.

Look, if I have to have an explosive bowel movement, I’m going to run upstairs without anyone noticing, find the master bathroom, and have at it.

And if the master bedroom door is closed? You would just go in anyway?

What do you think?

What do *I* think? I think I've NEVER open someone's master bedroom door without an explicit invitation. But this thread isn't about me, because I'm not an animal who thinks it's appropriate to poop in others' private spaces that they don't want me in. So I guess I wouldn't know.

I'm wondering what would you do if someone was changing? Or having sex? Or doing something else private in their own bedroom that you just barged into? Would you even feel embarrassed? Or that social discomfort is all just par for the course for these people?

If you’re having sex lock the door. Have you no common sense? Or you like the drama of having someone possibly walk in?

+1

Don’t you have any manners?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:A fan does not disguise the sounds of pooping, and a match doesn’t get rid of the smell entirely. So I will continue to use the bathroom upstairs when I need to poop or if I have an explosive bowel movement.

And you will never be invited back

+1.

Learn to say, “Not to be indelicate, but may I use an upstairs bathroom?”

No one talks like that. I have never heard. Anyone use the word “indelicate “ like that.

Look, if I have to have an explosive bowel movement, I’m going to run upstairs without anyone noticing, find the master bathroom, and have at it.

And if the master bedroom door is closed? You would just go in anyway?

What do you think?

What do *I* think? I think I've NEVER open someone's master bedroom door without an explicit invitation. But this thread isn't about me, because I'm not an animal who thinks it's appropriate to poop in others' private spaces that they don't want me in. So I guess I wouldn't know.

I'm wondering what would you do if someone was changing? Or having sex? Or doing something else private in their own bedroom that you just barged into? Would you even feel embarrassed? Or that social discomfort is all just par for the course for these people?

If you’re having sex lock the door. Have you no common sense? Or you like the drama of having someone possibly walk in?

NP. I entertain frequently and cook/bake a lot. On more than one occasion, I have had to run upstairs and quickly change my shirt if I got sauce on it or something.

If you entered my bedroom by opening a closed door and caught me changing clothes, what then? What could you possibly say? Would you at least have the grace to feel badly about invading my privacy in my own bedroom and embarassing me in my own home.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:A fan does not disguise the sounds of pooping, and a match doesn’t get rid of the smell entirely. So I will continue to use the bathroom upstairs when I need to poop or if I have an explosive bowel movement.

And you will never be invited back

+1.

Learn to say, “Not to be indelicate, but may I use an upstairs bathroom?”

No one talks like that. I have never heard. Anyone use the word “indelicate “ like that.

Look, if I have to have an explosive bowel movement, I’m going to run upstairs without anyone noticing, find the master bathroom, and have at it.

And if the master bedroom door is closed? You would just go in anyway?

What do you think?

What do *I* think? I think I've NEVER open someone's master bedroom door without an explicit invitation. But this thread isn't about me, because I'm not an animal who thinks it's appropriate to poop in others' private spaces that they don't want me in. So I guess I wouldn't know.

I'm wondering what would you do if someone was changing? Or having sex? Or doing something else private in their own bedroom that you just barged into? Would you even feel embarrassed? Or that social discomfort is all just par for the course for these people?

If you’re having sex lock the door. Have you no common sense? Or you like the drama of having someone possibly walk in?

Common sense says the nobody is going to go barging through a closed door of a bedroom they haven’t been introduced to on a floor of the house they have no business being on when they’re at the house to spend time with some people who are in a different area of the house entirely.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A fan does not disguise the sounds of pooping, and a match doesn’t get rid of the smell entirely. So I will continue to use the bathroom upstairs when I need to poop or if I have an explosive bowel movement.

And you will never be invited back

+1.

Learn to say, “Not to be indelicate, but may I use an upstairs bathroom?”

No one talks like that. I have never heard. Anyone use the word “indelicate “ like that.

Look, if I have to have an explosive bowel movement, I’m going to run upstairs without anyone noticing, find the master bathroom, and have at it.

And if the master bedroom door is closed? You would just go in anyway?

What do you think?

What do *I* think? I think I've NEVER open someone's master bedroom door without an explicit invitation. But this thread isn't about me, because I'm not an animal who thinks it's appropriate to poop in others' private spaces that they don't want me in. So I guess I wouldn't know.

I'm wondering what would you do if someone was changing? Or having sex? Or doing something else private in their own bedroom that you just barged into? Would you even feel embarrassed? Or that social discomfort is all just par for the course for these people?

If you’re having sex lock the door. Have you no common sense? Or you like the drama of having someone possibly walk in?

NP. I entertain frequently and cook/bake a lot. On more than one occasion, I have had to run upstairs and quickly change my shirt if I got sauce on it or something.

If you entered my bedroom by opening a closed door and caught me changing clothes, what then? What could you possibly say? Would you at least have the grace to feel badly about invading my privacy in my own bedroom and embarassing me in my own home.

Nobody is going to go upstairs when they know you are upstairs. That’s not how you quietly go upstairs to poo

[Anonymous]

Are you going to make your mom poop in the powder room in front of everyone? Or make her ask in front of everyone to embarrass her? So ridiculous

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:A fan does not disguise the sounds of pooping, and a match doesn’t get rid of the smell entirely. So I will continue to use the bathroom upstairs when I need to poop or if I have an explosive bowel movement.

And you will never be invited back

+1.

Learn to say, “Not to be indelicate, but may I use an upstairs bathroom?”

No one talks like that. I have never heard. Anyone use the word “indelicate “ like that.

Look, if I have to have an explosive bowel movement, I’m going to run upstairs without anyone noticing, find the master bathroom, and have at it.

And if the master bedroom door is closed? You would just go in anyway?

What do you think?

What do *I* think? I think I've NEVER open someone's master bedroom door without an explicit invitation. But this thread isn't about me, because I'm not an animal who thinks it's appropriate to poop in others' private spaces that they don't want me in. So I guess I wouldn't know.

I'm wondering what would you do if someone was changing? Or having sex? Or doing something else private in their own bedroom that you just barged into? Would you even feel embarrassed? Or that social discomfort is all just par for the course for these people?

If you’re having sex lock the door. Have you no common sense? Or you like the drama of having someone possibly walk in?

NP. I entertain frequently and cook/bake a lot. On more than one occasion, I have had to run upstairs and quickly change my shirt if I got sauce on it or something.

If you entered my bedroom by opening a closed door and caught me changing clothes, what then? What could you possibly say? Would you at least have the grace to feel badly about invading my privacy in my own bedroom and embarassing me in my own home.

Nobody is going to go upstairs when they know you are upstairs. That’s not how you quietly go upstairs to poo

What if the host comes up to use her own bedroom/bathroom?

[Anonymous]

Dear poopers, you are welcome to walk upstairs and poop in my upstairs bathroom. It's right at the top of the stairs

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Are you going to make your mom poop in the powder room in front of everyone? Or make her ask in front of everyone to embarrass her? So ridiculous

Huh? The powder room is NOT in the middle of our living room. No one can see what anyone is doing in there. Good grief.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:A fan does not disguise the sounds of pooping, and a match doesn’t get rid of the smell entirely. So I will continue to use the bathroom upstairs when I need to poop or if I have an explosive bowel movement.

And you will never be invited back

+1.

Learn to say, “Not to be indelicate, but may I use an upstairs bathroom?”

No one talks like that. I have never heard. Anyone use the word “indelicate “ like that.

Look, if I have to have an explosive bowel movement, I’m going to run upstairs without anyone noticing, find the master bathroom, and have at it.

And if the master bedroom door is closed? You would just go in anyway?

What do you think?

What do *I* think? I think I've NEVER open someone's master bedroom door without an explicit invitation. But this thread isn't about me, because I'm not an animal who thinks it's appropriate to poop in others' private spaces that they don't want me in. So I guess I wouldn't know.

I'm wondering what would you do if someone was changing? Or having sex? Or doing something else private in their own bedroom that you just barged into? Would you even feel embarrassed? Or that social discomfort is all just par for the course for these people?

If you’re having sex lock the door. Have you no common sense? Or you like the drama of having someone possibly walk in?

Common sense says the nobody is going to go barging through a closed door of a bedroom they haven’t been introduced to on a floor of the house they have no business being on when they’re at the house to spend time with some people who are in a different area of the house entirely.

People with far more common sense (and brains) would lock the door when they are having sex with people wandering around the house.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A fan does not disguise the sounds of pooping, and a match doesn’t get rid of the smell entirely. So I will continue to use the bathroom upstairs when I need to poop or if I have an explosive bowel movement.

And you will never be invited back

+1.

Learn to say, “Not to be indelicate, but may I use an upstairs bathroom?”

No one talks like that. I have never heard. Anyone use the word “indelicate “ like that.

Look, if I have to have an explosive bowel movement, I’m going to run upstairs without anyone noticing, find the master bathroom, and have at it.

And if the master bedroom door is closed? You would just go in anyway?

What do you think?

What do *I* think? I think I've NEVER open someone's master bedroom door without an explicit invitation. But this thread isn't about me, because I'm not an animal who thinks it's appropriate to poop in others' private spaces that they don't want me in. So I guess I wouldn't know.

I'm wondering what would you do if someone was changing? Or having sex? Or doing something else private in their own bedroom that you just barged into? Would you even feel embarrassed? Or that social discomfort is all just par for the course for these people?

If you’re having sex lock the door. Have you no common sense? Or you like the drama of having someone possibly walk in?

Common sense says the nobody is going to go barging through a closed door of a bedroom they haven’t been introduced to on a floor of the house they have no business being on when they’re at the house to spend time with some people who are in a different area of the house entirely.

People with far more common sense (and brains) would lock the door when they are having sex with people wandering around the house.

But people are not wandering all over the house. Just the pooper is wandering up to a floor that they were never invited to be on and has proceeded to enter a closed private bedroom that they have absolutely no business being in.

[Anonymous]

Bottom line is - the need to poop is not an excuse to go into a host's private living quarters.

If you truly can not use the facilities provided to the guests, then you should stay home.

[Anonymous]

Op and all the people on her side reinforce why it sucks to have houseguests and I have no shire to stay in anyone else’s hous. For chissakes people.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Bottom line is - the need to poop is not an excuse to go into a host's private living quarters.

If you truly can not use the facilities provided to the guests, then you should stay home.

That’s your opinion. 85% of the population disagrees with you. Check google.