Upstairs is off-limits to guests

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Anonymous wrote:To the op & others- please reconsider hosting things at your house. If you have sensitivies about your house, please either state them to your guests or stop inventing folks over. To draw imaginary lines in the sand- then become offended (in silent) is nuts.
Just stop having folks over...

Allow me to state a "sensitivity" that I think must be shared by 99% of well adjusted people: please don't think you're welcome to go and poop in someone else's master bathroom unless you've been specifically told that you're welcome to use it.

Sorry not sorry. If I have to poop or get the runs, I’m not using the powder room. I am going to use the most private bathroom available which is the master bath.

And if you enter my house I will be sure to padlock my master bedroom door. Sorry not sorry.

It doesn’t sound like you’re very concerned with the comfort of your guests.

NP. If you provide a bathroom and an area to sit comfortably, you're provided enough to host people in your home. Period. Nothing else is required.

As it says in the Sesame Street toilet training book, "Before we leave the house, we sit on the potty." Take care of your business, then enjoy your visit.

I have IBS. Diarrhea can strike at any time. Literally any time. Thanks for telling me I should have taken care of that at home (impossible), and enjoy the cacophony coming out of my a$$ along with the oh so pleasant aroma. I hope when I open the door the stench hits you like a ton of bricks. Enjoy!

So you think it is preferable to unleash your diarrhea in a host's master bathroom without mentioning it rather than risk your own embarrassment at using the powder room? And where do you get off with your hostility? It is not the fault of anyone who would ever host you at a party that you have IBS. Your IBS does not obligate anyone to open their entire home to you. What do you do when you visit friends who have only one bathroom?

Also, as a fellow IBS sufferer, perhaps you need to speak with a medical professional about ways to manage your IBS.

Omg thank you so so much! After 20 years of dealing with IBS I never ever once thought to speak to my physician about it! Gosh, where would I be without you? I’m gonna go call my dr. RIGHT NOW!

Wow. You should stay away from parties not just because of your IBS, but your personality as well. Or lack therof

I’ll definitely stay away from your parties, that’s for sure.

You can't decline an invitation you will never receive.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:A fan does not disguise the sounds of pooping, and a match doesn’t get rid of the smell entirely. So I will continue to use the bathroom upstairs when I need to poop or if I have an explosive bowel movement.

Again, WHO is pooping at parties?

Evidently there are quite a few people around who have no control over their bowels. And they think that entitles them to behave like animals and make full use of someone else’s entire house to do their business anywhere they choose.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:A fan does not disguise the sounds of pooping, and a match doesn’t get rid of the smell entirely. So I will continue to use the bathroom upstairs when I need to poop or if I have an explosive bowel movement.

Again, WHO is pooping at parties?

Evidently there are quite a few people around who have no control over their bowels. And they think that entitles them to behave like animals and make full use of someone else’s entire house to do their business anywhere they choose.

I wonder if they leave skid marks across the master bedroom carpet.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:A fan does not disguise the sounds of pooping, and a match doesn’t get rid of the smell entirely. So I will continue to use the bathroom upstairs when I need to poop or if I have an explosive bowel movement.

Again, WHO is pooping at parties?

My effing neighbor did and he CLOGGED the toilet. Asshole couldn't even pop over to his own house. He is a big pig fattie so there you go. Not getting another invite no matter how awkward.

Wow. Did he at least bother to unclog it? Or did he just leave that mess for you to find?

[Anonymous]

I'm sure that sometimes people have to poop at parties. I can even understand if a powder room toilet needs plunging. That happens and I would gladly and discretely get them the plunger so they could take care of it. It's the sneaking upstairs into the master bathroom to take an explosive sh*t that is truly bizarre to me.

Honestly, it wouldn't even dawn on me to do such a thing.

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Anonymous wrote:To the op & others- please reconsider hosting things at your house. If you have sensitivies about your house, please either state them to your guests or stop inventing folks over. To draw imaginary lines in the sand- then become offended (in silent) is nuts.
Just stop having folks over...

Allow me to state a "sensitivity" that I think must be shared by 99% of well adjusted people: please don't think you're welcome to go and poop in someone else's master bathroom unless you've been specifically told that you're welcome to use it.

Sorry not sorry. If I have to poop or get the runs, I’m not using the powder room. I am going to use the most private bathroom available which is the master bath.

And if you enter my house I will be sure to padlock my master bedroom door. Sorry not sorry.

It doesn’t sound like you’re very concerned with the comfort of your guests.

NP. If you provide a bathroom and an area to sit comfortably, you're provided enough to host people in your home. Period. Nothing else is required.

As it says in the Sesame Street toilet training book, "Before we leave the house, we sit on the potty." Take care of your business, then enjoy your visit.

I have IBS. Diarrhea can strike at any time. Literally any time. Thanks for telling me I should have taken care of that at home (impossible), and enjoy the cacophony coming out of my a$$ along with the oh so pleasant aroma. I hope when I open the door the stench hits you like a ton of bricks. Enjoy!

So you think it is preferable to unleash your diarrhea in a host's master bathroom without mentioning it rather than risk your own embarrassment at using the powder room? And where do you get off with your hostility? It is not the fault of anyone who would ever host you at a party that you have IBS. Your IBS does not obligate anyone to open their entire home to you. What do you do when you visit friends who have only one bathroom?

Also, as a fellow IBS sufferer, perhaps you need to speak with a medical professional about ways to manage your IBS.

Omg thank you so so much! After 20 years of dealing with IBS I never ever once thought to speak to my physician about it! Gosh, where would I be without you? I’m gonna go call my dr. RIGHT NOW!

Wow. You should stay away from parties not just because of your IBS, but your personality as well. Or lack therof

I’ll definitely stay away from your parties, that’s for sure.

You can't decline an invitation you will never receive.

Excellent! Then I won’t have to waste my time replying and telling you how freakin uptight you are. I can get that over with right now.

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Anonymous wrote:To the op & others- please reconsider hosting things at your house. If you have sensitivies about your house, please either state them to your guests or stop inventing folks over. To draw imaginary lines in the sand- then become offended (in silent) is nuts.
Just stop having folks over...

Allow me to state a "sensitivity" that I think must be shared by 99% of well adjusted people: please don't think you're welcome to go and poop in someone else's master bathroom unless you've been specifically told that you're welcome to use it.

Sorry not sorry. If I have to poop or get the runs, I’m not using the powder room. I am going to use the most private bathroom available which is the master bath.

And if you enter my house I will be sure to padlock my master bedroom door. Sorry not sorry.

It doesn’t sound like you’re very concerned with the comfort of your guests.

NP. If you provide a bathroom and an area to sit comfortably, you're provided enough to host people in your home. Period. Nothing else is required.

As it says in the Sesame Street toilet training book, "Before we leave the house, we sit on the potty." Take care of your business, then enjoy your visit.

I have IBS. Diarrhea can strike at any time. Literally any time. Thanks for telling me I should have taken care of that at home (impossible), and enjoy the cacophony coming out of my a$$ along with the oh so pleasant aroma. I hope when I open the door the stench hits you like a ton of bricks. Enjoy!

So you think it is preferable to unleash your diarrhea in a host's master bathroom without mentioning it rather than risk your own embarrassment at using the powder room? And where do you get off with your hostility? It is not the fault of anyone who would ever host you at a party that you have IBS. Your IBS does not obligate anyone to open their entire home to you. What do you do when you visit friends who have only one bathroom?

Also, as a fellow IBS sufferer, perhaps you need to speak with a medical professional about ways to manage your IBS.

Omg thank you so so much! After 20 years of dealing with IBS I never ever once thought to speak to my physician about it! Gosh, where would I be without you? I’m gonna go call my dr. RIGHT NOW!

Wow. You should stay away from parties not just because of your IBS, but your personality as well. Or lack therof

I’ll definitely stay away from your parties, that’s for sure.

You can't decline an invitation you will never receive.

Excellent! Then I won’t have to waste my time replying and telling you how freakin uptight you are. I can get that over with right now.

You have to tell yourself that to rationalize what you are doing that all over other people's homes on the sly. And then you have the nerve to be so uppity about it. No one is required to tolerate you.

[Anonymous]

So mystery poopers - what would you do if you DID encounter a locked door?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:A fan does not disguise the sounds of pooping, and a match doesn’t get rid of the smell entirely. So I will continue to use the bathroom upstairs when I need to poop or if I have an explosive bowel movement.

And you will never be invited back

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Learn to say, “Not to be indelicate, but may I use an upstairs bathroom?”

No one talks like that. I have never heard. Anyone use the word “indelicate “ like that.

Look, if I have to have an explosive bowel movement, I’m going to run upstairs without anyone noticing, find the master bathroom, and have at it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A fan does not disguise the sounds of pooping, and a match doesn’t get rid of the smell entirely. So I will continue to use the bathroom upstairs when I need to poop or if I have an explosive bowel movement.

And you will never be invited back

+1.

Learn to say, “Not to be indelicate, but may I use an upstairs bathroom?”

No one talks like that. I have never heard. Anyone use the word “indelicate “ like that.

Look, if I have to have an explosive bowel movement, I’m going to run upstairs without anyone noticing, find the master bathroom, and have at it.

And if the master bedroom door is closed? You would just go in anyway?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A fan does not disguise the sounds of pooping, and a match doesn’t get rid of the smell entirely. So I will continue to use the bathroom upstairs when I need to poop or if I have an explosive bowel movement.

And you will never be invited back

+1.

Learn to say, “Not to be indelicate, but may I use an upstairs bathroom?”

No one talks like that. I have never heard. Anyone use the word “indelicate “ like that.

Look, if I have to have an explosive bowel movement, I’m going to run upstairs without anyone noticing, find the master bathroom, and have at it.

And if the master bedroom door is closed? You would just go in anyway?

What do you think?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A fan does not disguise the sounds of pooping, and a match doesn’t get rid of the smell entirely. So I will continue to use the bathroom upstairs when I need to poop or if I have an explosive bowel movement.

And you will never be invited back

+1.

Learn to say, “Not to be indelicate, but may I use an upstairs bathroom?”

No one talks like that. I have never heard. Anyone use the word “indelicate “ like that.

Look, if I have to have an explosive bowel movement, I’m going to run upstairs without anyone noticing, find the master bathroom, and have at it.

And if the master bedroom door is closed? You would just go in anyway?

What do you think?

What do *I* think? I think I've NEVER open someone's master bedroom door without an explicit invitation. But this thread isn't about me, because I'm not an animal who thinks it's appropriate to poop in others' private spaces that they don't want me in. So I guess I wouldn't know.

I'm wondering what would you do if someone was changing? Or having sex? Or doing something else private in their own bedroom that you just barged into? Would you even feel embarrassed? Or that social discomfort is all just par for the course for these people?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So mystery poopers - what would you do if you DID encounter a locked door?

Probably go behind the couch.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:A fan does not disguise the sounds of pooping, and a match doesn’t get rid of the smell entirely. So I will continue to use the bathroom upstairs when I need to poop or if I have an explosive bowel movement.

And you will never be invited back

+1.

Learn to say, “Not to be indelicate, but may I use an upstairs bathroom?”

No one talks like that. I have never heard. Anyone use the word “indelicate “ like that.

Look, if I have to have an explosive bowel movement, I’m going to run upstairs without anyone noticing, find the master bathroom, and have at it.

And if the master bedroom door is closed? You would just go in anyway?

What do you think?

What do *I* think? I think I've NEVER open someone's master bedroom door without an explicit invitation. But this thread isn't about me, because I'm not an animal who thinks it's appropriate to poop in others' private spaces that they don't want me in. So I guess I wouldn't know.

I'm wondering what would you do if someone was changing? Or having sex? Or doing something else private in their own bedroom that you just barged into? Would you even feel embarrassed? Or that social discomfort is all just par for the course for these people?

Can you stop with the dramatics/hysteria?! What would you do if you had to go? Just start in your panties?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:So mystery poopers - what would you do if you DID encounter a locked door?

Probably go behind the couch.

LOL probably hey.

At least now I know to move one of our nanny cams into my bedroom and/or bathroom next time I have a party big enough that I might lose track of guests!