Upstairs is off-limits to guests

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There's always 1 big bathroom off the hallway upstairs, it seems unreasonable to have all of your guests waiting to use the 1 or 2 downstairs. If I have the urge to tinkle I'm going to dart up those stairs and there's nothing you can do to stop me. It's not to snoop, it's just most practical. Stop being weird.

I would really enjoy stopping you.

Miss Manners doesn't look kindly upon tackling your guests because they want to use the bathroom.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There's always 1 big bathroom off the hallway upstairs, it seems unreasonable to have all of your guests waiting to use the 1 or 2 downstairs. If I have the urge to tinkle I'm going to dart up those stairs and there's nothing you can do to stop me. It's not to snoop, it's just most practical. Stop being weird.

I would really enjoy stopping you.

Miss Manners doesn't look kindly upon tackling your guests because they want to use the bathroom.

Who said anything about tackling?

Use the bathroom your host indicates. To do otherwise, to go in any room with a closed door, to go in bedrooms, is just unbelievably rude. So many rude losers on this thread going on about their bathroom habits.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There's always 1 big bathroom off the hallway upstairs, it seems unreasonable to have all of your guests waiting to use the 1 or 2 downstairs. If I have the urge to tinkle I'm going to dart up those stairs and there's nothing you can do to stop me. It's not to snoop, it's just most practical. Stop being weird.

I would really enjoy stopping you.

Miss Manners doesn't look kindly upon tackling your guests because they want to use the bathroom.

Who said anything about tackling?

Use the bathroom your host indicates. To do otherwise, to go in any room with a closed door, to go in bedrooms, is just unbelievably rude. So many rude losers on this thread going on about their bathroom habits.

+1 rude losers is right. I honestly can't believe that people feel justified to go up and use rooms of the house that they aren't welcome to use. If you had asked me before I read this thread, I would have said that nobody does that because nobody would ever be so rude.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sorry if I’m at a dinner party and I have to poop, I’m not using the powder room. I’m going upstairs and getting some privacy.

OMG who ARE these people? That’s so disgusting that someone thinks they can go up into my bedroom and use my private master bath for a dump, when I invited them over for a nice dinner and provided a perfectly good bathroom (that I’m prepared to clean after the party) for their use. Unbelievable.

If your bowels are such an issue that you typically need to take a dump during a short event at someone’s house then please just decline the invitation.

Everyone poops. Don't invite people over if you're going to be such a freak about it.

Yeah, some therapy might be in order.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sorry if I’m at a dinner party and I have to poop, I’m not using the powder room. I’m going upstairs and getting some privacy.

OMG who ARE these people? That’s so disgusting that someone thinks they can go up into my bedroom and use my private master bath for a dump, when I invited them over for a nice dinner and provided a perfectly good bathroom (that I’m prepared to clean after the party) for their use. Unbelievable.

If your bowels are such an issue that you typically need to take a dump during a short event at someone’s house then please just decline the invitation.

Everyone poops. Don't invite people over if you're going to be such a freak about it.

Yeah, some therapy might be in order.

You mean therapy for all the people on this thread who are afraid to poop in powder rooms, right?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sorry if I’m at a dinner party and I have to poop, I’m not using the powder room. I’m going upstairs and getting some privacy.

OMG who ARE these people? That’s so disgusting that someone thinks they can go up into my bedroom and use my private master bath for a dump, when I invited them over for a nice dinner and provided a perfectly good bathroom (that I’m prepared to clean after the party) for their use. Unbelievable.

If your bowels are such an issue that you typically need to take a dump during a short event at someone’s house then please just decline the invitation.

Everyone poops. Don't invite people over if you're going to be such a freak about it.

Yeah, some therapy might be in order.

You mean therapy for all the people on this thread who are afraid to poop in powder rooms, right?

You do realize that not every home has a powder room, right? And that some homes don't even have "master baths?"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sorry if I’m at a dinner party and I have to poop, I’m not using the powder room. I’m going upstairs and getting some privacy.

OMG who ARE these people? That’s so disgusting that someone thinks they can go up into my bedroom and use my private master bath for a dump, when I invited them over for a nice dinner and provided a perfectly good bathroom (that I’m prepared to clean after the party) for their use. Unbelievable.

If your bowels are such an issue that you typically need to take a dump during a short event at someone’s house then please just decline the invitation.

Everyone poops. Don't invite people over if you're going to be such a freak about it.

Yeah, some therapy might be in order.

You mean therapy for all the people on this thread who are afraid to poop in powder rooms, right?

You do realize that not every home has a powder room, right? And that some homes don't even have "master baths?"

People are explicitly discussing the situation where they go into another bathroom to avoid using the powder room. Keep up.

BTW, my house has one bathroom, so you can stuff your snide, failed attempt to rich-shame me. Try reading before you spout.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Miss Manners says if it bothers you, put locks on your doorknobs: https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/miss-manners-some-guests-think-off-limits-applies-to-others/2014/11/11/7e7fc4b0-669a-11e4-836c-83bc4f26eb67_story.html?utm_term=.7131b7172358

But...but...how can that be? My way is the only way that involves acceptable manners! No one is allowed to feel differently about how to manage their own upstairs.

LOL. I'm waiting for those posters who say that no one with any manners should ever expect to go upstairs to say that Miss Manners has no manners.

She is a wise lady. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sorry if I’m at a dinner party and I have to poop, I’m not using the powder room. I’m going upstairs and getting some privacy.

OMG who ARE these people? That’s so disgusting that someone thinks they can go up into my bedroom and use my private master bath for a dump, when I invited them over for a nice dinner and provided a perfectly good bathroom (that I’m prepared to clean after the party) for their use. Unbelievable.

If your bowels are such an issue that you typically need to take a dump during a short event at someone’s house then please just decline the invitation.

Everyone poops. Don't invite people over if you're going to be such a freak about it.

Yeah, some therapy might be in order.

You mean therapy for all the people on this thread who are afraid to poop in powder rooms, right?

You do realize that not every home has a powder room, right? And that some homes don't even have "master baths?"

People are explicitly discussing the situation where they go into another bathroom to avoid using the powder room. Keep up.

BTW, my house has one bathroom, so you can stuff your snide, failed attempt to rich-shame me. Try reading before you spout.

So you must be the "don't come over my house if you're going to poop" poster. Klassy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sorry if I’m at a dinner party and I have to poop, I’m not using the powder room. I’m going upstairs and getting some privacy.

OMG who ARE these people? That’s so disgusting that someone thinks they can go up into my bedroom and use my private master bath for a dump, when I invited them over for a nice dinner and provided a perfectly good bathroom (that I’m prepared to clean after the party) for their use. Unbelievable.

If your bowels are such an issue that you typically need to take a dump during a short event at someone’s house then please just decline the invitation.

Everyone poops. Don't invite people over if you're going to be such a freak about it.

Yeah, some therapy might be in order.

You mean therapy for all the people on this thread who are afraid to poop in powder rooms, right?

You do realize that not every home has a powder room, right? And that some homes don't even have "master baths?"

People are explicitly discussing the situation where they go into another bathroom to avoid using the powder room. Keep up.

BTW, my house has one bathroom, so you can stuff your snide, failed attempt to rich-shame me. Try reading before you spout.

So you must be the "don't come over my house if you're going to poop" poster. Klassy.

Nope. You are really off, if you are the PP I was responding to. Might be time to pack it in.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sorry if I’m at a dinner party and I have to poop, I’m not using the powder room. I’m going upstairs and getting some privacy.

OMG who ARE these people? That’s so disgusting that someone thinks they can go up into my bedroom and use my private master bath for a dump, when I invited them over for a nice dinner and provided a perfectly good bathroom (that I’m prepared to clean after the party) for their use. Unbelievable.

If your bowels are such an issue that you typically need to take a dump during a short event at someone’s house then please just decline the invitation.

Everyone poops. Don't invite people over if you're going to be such a freak about it.

Yeah, some therapy might be in order.

You mean therapy for all the people on this thread who are afraid to poop in powder rooms, right?

You do realize that not every home has a powder room, right? And that some homes don't even have "master baths?"

People are explicitly discussing the situation where they go into another bathroom to avoid using the powder room. Keep up.

BTW, my house has one bathroom, so you can stuff your snide, failed attempt to rich-shame me. Try reading before you spout.

So you must be the "don't come over my house if you're going to poop" poster. Klassy.

I actually think it's a valid question - if pooping is so traumatic for you that you won't/can't do it in the guest bathroom that the host has made available for you to use, and need to invade what you realize is someone's private bedroom/bathroom to poop there instead, why would you go to that person's house if you might need to poop there? Why wouldn't you just stay home, or poop at home and then go to the party? It's not like it's work where you need to go.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sorry if I’m at a dinner party and I have to poop, I’m not using the powder room. I’m going upstairs and getting some privacy.

So you'll invade your host's privacy so that you can have some privacy. Gotcha.

Yes. Thanks for playing! Don’t want the whole party listening to me poop or walking in after me.

So you'll leave a stench for the host to find when she goes upstairs to get her 3 year old ready for bed. Awesome.

The other alternative is that she’ll be in the bathroom for awhile and the next person will have to be “hopping around and grabbing like a toddler” because THEY have to go to the bathroom, and the second personnwillbjustvhave to go upstairs themselves.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sorry if I’m at a dinner party and I have to poop, I’m not using the powder room. I’m going upstairs and getting some privacy.

So you'll invade your host's privacy so that you can have some privacy. Gotcha.

Yes. Thanks for playing! Don’t want the whole party listening to me poop or walking in after me.

So you'll leave a stench for the host to find when she goes upstairs to get her 3 year old ready for bed. Awesome.

The other alternative is that she’ll be in the bathroom for awhile and the next person will have to be “hopping around and grabbing like a toddler” because THEY have to go to the bathroom, and the second personnwillbjustvhave to go upstairs themselves.

Can anyone explain to me why someone would need to be in the bathroom for a long time pooping if they're desperate to poop and can't wait until they're back home to do it? Doesn't that mean it would come out quickly?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:There's always 1 big bathroom off the hallway upstairs, it seems unreasonable to have all of your guests waiting to use the 1 or 2 downstairs. If I have the urge to tinkle I'm going to dart up those stairs and there's nothing you can do to stop me. It's not to snoop, it's just most practical. Stop being weird.

I would really enjoy stopping you.

You’re sick and mean.

When I have guests over, they are friends and family. I can understand not wanting to poop in the powder room as you know someone is coming in right behind you to that smell. Why embarrass people? And I would never expect my guests not to poop. Some of you think way too much of yourselves.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sorry if I’m at a dinner party and I have to poop, I’m not using the powder room. I’m going upstairs and getting some privacy.

So you'll invade your host's privacy so that you can have some privacy. Gotcha.

Yes. Thanks for playing! Don’t want the whole party listening to me poop or walking in after me.

So you'll leave a stench for the host to find when she goes upstairs to get her 3 year old ready for bed. Awesome.

The other alternative is that she’ll be in the bathroom for awhile and the next person will have to be “hopping around and grabbing like a toddler” because THEY have to go to the bathroom, and the second personnwillbjustvhave to go upstairs themselves.

Can anyone explain to me why someone would need to be in the bathroom for a long time pooping if they're desperate to poop and can't wait until they're back home to do it? Doesn't that mean it would come out quickly?

It doesn’t just fall out you know.