Upstairs is off-limits to guests

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Sorry if I’m at a dinner party and I have to poop, I’m not using the powder room. I’m going upstairs and getting some privacy.

So you'll invade your host's privacy so that you can have some privacy. Gotcha.

Yes. Thanks for playing! Don’t want the whole party listening to me poop or walking in after me.

So you'll leave a stench for the host to find when she goes upstairs to get her 3 year old ready for bed. Awesome.

Yes. Sorry not sorry

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sorry if I’m at a dinner party and I have to poop, I’m not using the powder room. I’m going upstairs and getting some privacy.

OMG who ARE these people? That’s so disgusting that someone thinks they can go up into my bedroom and use my private master bath for a dump, when I invited them over for a nice dinner and provided a perfectly good bathroom (that I’m prepared to clean after the party) for their use. Unbelievable.

If your bowels are such an issue that you typically need to take a dump during a short event at someone’s house then please just decline the invitation.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sorry if I’m at a dinner party and I have to poop, I’m not using the powder room. I’m going upstairs and getting some privacy.

OMG who ARE these people? That’s so disgusting that someone thinks they can go up into my bedroom and use my private master bath for a dump, when I invited them over for a nice dinner and provided a perfectly good bathroom (that I’m prepared to clean after the party) for their use. Unbelievable.

If your bowels are such an issue that you typically need to take a dump during a short event at someone’s house then please just decline the invitation.

Oh puhleez. If I am constipatedor have the runs I’m not using the powder room where everyone can hear/smell. You know you do the same.

[Anonymous]

^ and if you’re the type of person who thinks it’s EVER appropriate to go invited into someone’s bedroom - let alone use the master bath - then please just also decline the invitation. Or at least let us know you’re a master bath snooper and/or dumper so we know what we’re in for and can use locks accordingly.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sorry if I’m at a dinner party and I have to poop, I’m not using the powder room. I’m going upstairs and getting some privacy.

OMG who ARE these people? That’s so disgusting that someone thinks they can go up into my bedroom and use my private master bath for a dump, when I invited them over for a nice dinner and provided a perfectly good bathroom (that I’m prepared to clean after the party) for their use. Unbelievable.

If your bowels are such an issue that you typically need to take a dump during a short event at someone’s house then please just decline the invitation.

Oh puhleez. If I am constipatedor have the runs I’m not using the powder room where everyone can hear/smell. You know you do the same.

I don’t go to a dinner party if I have the runs. And I look after my health so I’m not constipated. And if you’re constipated and it’s all stuck in there then it can stay stuck in there for another hour until you leave and get home to bless your own bathroom with it.

I’ve NEVER used a bathroom I wasn’t welcome to use at someone’s house. It’s beyond my imagination to be that rude.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sorry if I’m at a dinner party and I have to poop, I’m not using the powder room. I’m going upstairs and getting some privacy.

OMG who ARE these people? That’s so disgusting that someone thinks they can go up into my bedroom and use my private master bath for a dump, when I invited them over for a nice dinner and provided a perfectly good bathroom (that I’m prepared to clean after the party) for their use. Unbelievable.

If your bowels are such an issue that you typically need to take a dump during a short event at someone’s house then please just decline the invitation.

Oh puhleez. If I am constipatedor have the runs I’m not using the powder room where everyone can hear/smell. You know you do the same.

I don’t go to a dinner party if I have the runs. And I look after my health so I’m not constipated. And if you’re constipated and it’s all stuck in there then it can stay stuck in there for another hour until you leave and get home to bless your own bathroom with it.

I’ve NEVER used a bathroom I wasn’t welcome to use at someone’s house. It’s beyond my imagination to be that rude.

Oh honey, Just keep thinking no one goes up to your master bathroom to poop.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sorry if I’m at a dinner party and I have to poop, I’m not using the powder room. I’m going upstairs and getting some privacy.

OMG who ARE these people? That’s so disgusting that someone thinks they can go up into my bedroom and use my private master bath for a dump, when I invited them over for a nice dinner and provided a perfectly good bathroom (that I’m prepared to clean after the party) for their use. Unbelievable.

If your bowels are such an issue that you typically need to take a dump during a short event at someone’s house then please just decline the invitation.

Everyone poops. Don't invite people over if you're going to be such a freak about it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sorry if I’m at a dinner party and I have to poop, I’m not using the powder room. I’m going upstairs and getting some privacy.

OMG who ARE these people? That’s so disgusting that someone thinks they can go up into my bedroom and use my private master bath for a dump, when I invited them over for a nice dinner and provided a perfectly good bathroom (that I’m prepared to clean after the party) for their use. Unbelievable.

If your bowels are such an issue that you typically need to take a dump during a short event at someone’s house then please just decline the invitation.

Oh puhleez. If I am constipatedor have the runs I’m not using the powder room where everyone can hear/smell. You know you do the same.

I don’t go to a dinner party if I have the runs. And I look after my health so I’m not constipated. And if you’re constipated and it’s all stuck in there then it can stay stuck in there for another hour until you leave and get home to bless your own bathroom with it.

I’ve NEVER used a bathroom I wasn’t welcome to use at someone’s house. It’s beyond my imagination to be that rude.

Oh honey, Just keep thinking no one goes up to your master bathroom to poop.

So if you go upstairs to poop and everything is locked, what do you do then? Do you go home? Or use the guest bath that you've been asked to use?

And if the host intercepted you on the way up and asked you what you were doing, what would you say?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sorry if I’m at a dinner party and I have to poop, I’m not using the powder room. I’m going upstairs and getting some privacy.

OMG who ARE these people? That’s so disgusting that someone thinks they can go up into my bedroom and use my private master bath for a dump, when I invited them over for a nice dinner and provided a perfectly good bathroom (that I’m prepared to clean after the party) for their use. Unbelievable.

If your bowels are such an issue that you typically need to take a dump during a short event at someone’s house then please just decline the invitation.

Oh puhleez. If I am constipatedor have the runs I’m not using the powder room where everyone can hear/smell. You know you do the same.

I don’t go to a dinner party if I have the runs. And I look after my health so I’m not constipated. And if you’re constipated and it’s all stuck in there then it can stay stuck in there for another hour until you leave and get home to bless your own bathroom with it.

I’ve NEVER used a bathroom I wasn’t welcome to use at someone’s house. It’s beyond my imagination to be that rude.

Oh honey, Just keep thinking no one goes up to your master bathroom to poop.

So if you go upstairs to poop and everything is locked, what do you do then? Do you go home? Or use the guest bath that you've been asked to use?

And if the host intercepted you on the way up and asked you what you were doing, what would you say?

I know how to go use a bathroom surreptitiously. No one has ever caught me

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sorry if I’m at a dinner party and I have to poop, I’m not using the powder room. I’m going upstairs and getting some privacy.

OMG who ARE these people? That’s so disgusting that someone thinks they can go up into my bedroom and use my private master bath for a dump, when I invited them over for a nice dinner and provided a perfectly good bathroom (that I’m prepared to clean after the party) for their use. Unbelievable.

If your bowels are such an issue that you typically need to take a dump during a short event at someone’s house then please just decline the invitation.

Everyone poops. Don't invite people over if you're going to be such a freak about it.

+1 Don't host if you're not a hospitable person. Asking people to not do basic bodily functions falls into the category of being inhospitable.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sorry if I’m at a dinner party and I have to poop, I’m not using the powder room. I’m going upstairs and getting some privacy.

OMG who ARE these people? That’s so disgusting that someone thinks they can go up into my bedroom and use my private master bath for a dump, when I invited them over for a nice dinner and provided a perfectly good bathroom (that I’m prepared to clean after the party) for their use. Unbelievable.

If your bowels are such an issue that you typically need to take a dump during a short event at someone’s house then please just decline the invitation.

Everyone poops. Don't invite people over if you're going to be such a freak about it.

+1 Don't host if you're not a hospitable person. Asking people to not do basic bodily functions falls into the category of being inhospitable.

They have a perfectly good powder room to use. They do not need to be sneaking into the host's master bedroom/bath to do their business.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sorry if I’m at a dinner party and I have to poop, I’m not using the powder room. I’m going upstairs and getting some privacy.

OMG who ARE these people? That’s so disgusting that someone thinks they can go up into my bedroom and use my private master bath for a dump, when I invited them over for a nice dinner and provided a perfectly good bathroom (that I’m prepared to clean after the party) for their use. Unbelievable.

If your bowels are such an issue that you typically need to take a dump during a short event at someone’s house then please just decline the invitation.

Everyone poops. Don't invite people over if you're going to be such a freak about it.

+1 Don't host if you're not a hospitable person. Asking people to not do basic bodily functions falls into the category of being inhospitable.

They have a perfectly good powder room to use. They do not need to be sneaking into the host's master bedroom/bath to do their business.

Who are you talking to? The voices in your head? The PP said: "If your bowels are such an issue that you typically need to take a dump during a short event at someone’s house then please just decline the invitation."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Miss Manners says if it bothers you, put locks on your doorknobs: https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/miss-manners-some-guests-think-off-limits-applies-to-others/2014/11/11/7e7fc4b0-669a-11e4-836c-83bc4f26eb67_story.html?utm_term=.7131b7172358

But...but...how can that be? My way is the only way that involves acceptable manners! No one is allowed to feel differently about how to manage their own upstairs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Miss Manners says if it bothers you, put locks on your doorknobs: https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/miss-manners-some-guests-think-off-limits-applies-to-others/2014/11/11/7e7fc4b0-669a-11e4-836c-83bc4f26eb67_story.html?utm_term=.7131b7172358

But...but...how can that be? My way is the only way that involves acceptable manners! No one is allowed to feel differently about how to manage their own upstairs.

LOL. I'm waiting for those posters who say that no one with any manners should ever expect to go upstairs to say that Miss Manners has no manners.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There's always 1 big bathroom off the hallway upstairs, it seems unreasonable to have all of your guests waiting to use the 1 or 2 downstairs. If I have the urge to tinkle I'm going to dart up those stairs and there's nothing you can do to stop me. It's not to snoop, it's just most practical. Stop being weird.

I would really enjoy stopping you.