What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
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Anonymous
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A headline:
"Jurisprudence fetishist gets off on technicality" |
Anonymous
??????? |
Anonymous
When you say the punchline in your head, try singing it to the tune of the Lone Ranger theme song. |
Anonymous
I don't get this |
Anonymous
| “I care about you” from a school adm to one of my kids. The actions demonstrated the opposite. Bs, bs, and more bs |
Anonymous
| Keep it funny people |
Anonymous
AKA the William Tell Overture |
Anonymous
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What happened to the herb Farmer when evidence was found that he'd been stealing from his company?
He was convicted on three counts of embasilment. |
Anonymous
“get off” on the details these fetishists love |
Anonymous
Is this a super old people thing? Boomers? I'm 40 and have zero idea what either of these are. |
Anonymous
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the squirrel that it could be done. |
Anonymous
I'm 8:46 - the one who said to sing the punchline to the tune of the Lone Ranger Theme Song. I'm 44. Google "the Lone Ranger Theme Song" or William Tell Overture and you'll recognize the tune. |
Anonymous
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From Pulp Fiction:
"Three tomatoes are walking down the street -- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and squishes him... and says, 'Catch up.' " |
Anonymous
I’m 34 and got it on the first read, sans hints. |
Anonymous
It's unusual for you not to know William Tell Overture or The Lone Ranger. Did you not grow up in the US? Or maybe you didn't watch TV growing up? I'm 45, so it's not like I was watching the Lone Ranger in it's prime. But it's a widely known and used pop culture reference. And the song is in countless cartoons. My 7yo recognizes it, so it's not a generational thing. |