What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
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Maybe not best, but certainly my favorite:
There were two peanuts walking down the street, and one of them was assaulted. |
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Judge: So Mickey, is it true that you want a divorce from Minnie because she's...silly? Mickey: I didn't say she was silly. I said she's f ucking Goofy!!! |
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I don’t trust those trees, son.
Son: Why not? They seem kind of shady. *Ba dum tss* |
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What do you get when you cross an elephant with Darth Vader?
...an elevator! |
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| Why did the skeleton not go to the Christmas Party? |
Anonymous
Because he didn't have any body to go with. |
Anonymous
| A holocaust joke - I am careful who I repeat it to. |
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What did the sled dog say to her pups?
You have mush to learn. |
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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?
Dam! |
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What kind of cheese can never be yours?
Nacho cheese. |
Anonymous
There is No. Such. Thing. WTAF is the matter with you. |
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What’s the hardest part of rollerblading?
Telling your family you’re gay. |
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Have you heard about that movie "Constipation?"
No. That's because it hasn't come out yet. |
Anonymous
Well now we need to hear it as f’ed up as it may be. |