What’s the best joke you’ve ever heard?
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Why should Christians support legalizing cannabis and same sex marriage?
It is Biblical. "A man who lays with another man should be stoned." [Leviticus 20:13] |
Anonymous
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Would you prefer Steve Jobs or Donald Trump as president?
I don't know. It is hard to compare an apple to an orange. |
Anonymous
| Ahhh thanks to everyone keeping this thread alive : ) |
Anonymous
| A Czechoslovakian man went to an eye doctor. The doctor said, "Cover your left eye. Can you read the first line for me?" And the Czechoslovakian guy said "Doc, not only can I read it, but I know the guy!" |
Anonymous
I didn't get this |
Anonymous
Czech names have a lot of crazy letter combos |
Anonymous
The nonsense word the letters are arranged into in the line is a Czech surname |
Anonymous
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This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one.
"Is it a boy or girl Gorilla," the service guy asks? "Boy," is the man's response. "Oh yeah, I can do it," he said, "I'll be right there." An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun and a pair of hand cuffs. He then gives the man some instructions. "Now, I'm going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla's balls off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on." "What do I do with the shotgun," the man asks? "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog." |
Anonymous
| I think this thread pretty funny! Thanks |
Anonymous
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I used to be in a band called 'Missing Cat'.
You probably saw our posters. |
Anonymous
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Did you hear about the guy who told jokes about religion?
He had to register as a Sects Offender. |
Anonymous
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All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
Example: the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen... Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. |
Anonymous
I LOVE this one!!!! 
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Anonymous
Thanks! 
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal!" |
Anonymous
| I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. |