Ch Ch MD - prettiest dream house I've seen in years

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I'm having a difficult time imagining how to even decorate this home. The current staging is atrocious, but I don't think the design elements chosen by the contractor easily lend themselves to other forms of styling.

Everything is just so boxy and big. Yuck.

Also, at this price I'm expecting a damn pool. The landscaping and exterior is really a let down for $4m+. I expect outdoor living areas, an outdoor, kitchen, built-in grill and exquisite masonry, pool, etc.

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The roof does not appear to be slate. COME ON. So many homes in Kenwood have the classic slate roof and this builder appears to have skipped that detail. At $4m you better have a f#cking slate roof in Kenwood.

The home is lacking thoughtfully considered details. I'm not seeing the little touches that make buyers of a $4m home fall in love with it. For example, the 2nd floor landing at the top of the stairs. It's just empty space...no consideration by the developer to make this a usable space. Where are the built-in bookshelves or storage?

Zero window coverings in this home. The developer should be providing window covering design services for whomever buys this house. It will need at least $30K in window coverings.

This is a $2.7m house parading as a $4.3m home. I'm not seeing any recent comps (in last 2 years) that support this price.

Slate is terrible, I would pay to remove it. I would request Tesla roof or stick with architectural shingles..

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That is some seriously pretentious staging

Like, down to the fact that the faux grocery list on the chalk board is labeled "Wegmans." Not "Groceries," not "Store List," not "We Need," but Wegmans. Because we don't go to Giant like all the poors!

[Anonymous]

It looks like Chip and Joanna came in to do the decorating. Not what I would pay $4.3 Million for.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That is some seriously pretentious staging

Like, down to the fact that the faux grocery list on the chalk board is labeled "Wegmans." Not "Groceries," not "Store List," not "We Need," but Wegmans. Because we don't go to Giant like all the poors!

This one kills me:

[Anonymous]

Holy white on white on white batman!

[Anonymous]

Agree with PPs: the staging is awful. Not a $4.3 million house, at least not for me!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That is some seriously pretentious staging

Like, down to the fact that the faux grocery list on the chalk board is labeled "Wegmans." Not "Groceries," not "Store List," not "We Need," but Wegmans. Because we don't go to Giant like all the poors!

This one kills me:

"Here's some "curated" sh#t we found in an abandoned house. Where do you want me to dump it?"

-Home Stager

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That is some seriously pretentious staging

Like, down to the fact that the faux grocery list on the chalk board is labeled "Wegmans." Not "Groceries," not "Store List," not "We Need," but Wegmans. Because we don't go to Giant like all the poors!

This one kills me:

"Here's some "curated" sh#t we found in an abandoned house. Where do you want me to dump it?"

-Home Stager

That's obviously a purposeful pile of things, like a baseball bat and a fencing foil, that can be used to rough up:
-the builder
-the agent
-the stager

[Anonymous]

Oh I hate it. I hate the cement-looking outside (like updated stucco, which was just awful) and I abhor the drab Restoration Hardware catalog interior. It looks depressing to me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That is some seriously pretentious staging

Like, down to the fact that the faux grocery list on the chalk board is labeled "Wegmans." Not "Groceries," not "Store List," not "We Need," but Wegmans. Because we don't go to Giant like all the poors!

This one kills me:

"Here's some "curated" sh#t we found in an abandoned house. Where do you want me to dump it?"

-Home Stager

That's obviously a purposeful pile of things, like a baseball bat and a fencing foil, that can be used to rough up:
-the builder
-the agent
-the stager

Interrogation chair

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

"Here's some "curated" sh#t we found in an abandoned house. Where do you want me to dump it?"

-Home Stager

Thank you. That made me snort-laugh. (Obviously I am not worthy to live in Le Palais Gris.)

[Anonymous]

Gray, white, greige and black.

Yuck.

Poorly staged flip, or do the owners simply lack any taste?

Bathrooms look cheap.

[Anonymous]

OP, you've clearly had years of bad dreams. Seek help!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Virtually zero baseboard used, are you kidding me?
People are brainwashed into believing simplicity (it's actually being cheap) is stylish. It's not. It's ugly, cold and of course cheap.

Good catch! Looks cheap

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That is some seriously pretentious staging

Like, down to the fact that the faux grocery list on the chalk board is labeled "Wegmans." Not "Groceries," not "Store List," not "We Need," but Wegmans. Because we don't go to Giant like all the poors!

It’s even weirder because there’s a Whole Foods like right around the corner/down the trail.