Sex when others are around

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Anonymous wrote:Anybody else have the guts to admit they got aroused from hearing their parents have sex?

Now this is completely disgusting. lol

[Anonymous]

I guess we're a little more open with communication (and sarcasm) in this house. Here's a dialogue between DS(16) and me (his dad) on a Saturday morning a few months ago. I was helping the wife out with the laundry while she ran errands.

Me: Wake up. Are you going to sleep all day?
DS: I didn't sleep well last night.
Me: What was wrong?
DS: Things were pretty noisy around here.
Me: Oh. Well sorry about that. Now get up. I need your sheets.
DS: I can't until you leave. I'm not wearing anything.
Me: Oh reallllly. Nudie nudie, huh? Looks like somebody else had some fun of his own last night.
DS: Well, if ya can't beat'em, join'em.

This is what I love about this kid. He's considerate and well behaved, but he can give it right back to you every time. And he got the point across loud and clear without having to bang on our door.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I guess we're a little more open with communication (and sarcasm) in this house. Here's a dialogue between DS(16) and me (his dad) on a Saturday morning a few months ago. I was helping the wife out with the laundry while she ran errands.

Me: Wake up. Are you going to sleep all day?
DS: I didn't sleep well last night.
Me: What was wrong?
DS: Things were pretty noisy around here.
Me: Oh. Well sorry about that. Now get up. I need your sheets.
DS: I can't until you leave. I'm not wearing anything.
Me: Oh reallllly. Nudie nudie, huh? Looks like somebody else had some fun of his own last night.
DS: Well, if ya can't beat'em, join'em.

This is what I love about this kid. He's considerate and well behaved, but he can give it right back to you every time. And he got the point across loud and clear without having to bang on our door.

This conversation is the perfect combination of gross, awkward and awesome at the same time. I would never have had the guts to have anything resembling this kind of conversation with my parents. I am not sure I can have them with my children either. I am too much of a prude.

This thread is quickly becoming one of my favorites on DCUM. Taboo Taboo Taboo! lol

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I guess we're a little more open with communication (and sarcasm) in this house. Here's a dialogue between DS(16) and me (his dad) on a Saturday morning a few months ago. I was helping the wife out with the laundry while she ran errands.

Me: Wake up. Are you going to sleep all day?
DS: I didn't sleep well last night.
Me: What was wrong?
DS: Things were pretty noisy around here.
Me: Oh. Well sorry about that. Now get up. I need your sheets.
DS: I can't until you leave. I'm not wearing anything.
Me: Oh reallllly. Nudie nudie, huh? Looks like somebody else had some fun of his own last night.
DS: Well, if ya can't beat'em, join'em.

This is what I love about this kid. He's considerate and well behaved, but he can give it right back to you every time. And he got the point across loud and clear without having to bang on our door.

Yuck

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Anonymous wrote:Do you try to be as quiet as possible when you have sex and the kids are in the house, or don't you care if they hear? I remember hearing my parents a lot when I was a kid and didn't think much of it, but a friend was recently asked to keep it down by her teen son and was mortified that he could hear them at night (even though he's only a room away...duh he can hear you...).

Quite a bold little millennial! If my own DS ever said this to me, I would bring to his attention all the times I've heard heavy breathing and squeaky mattress springs coming from his room as I'm on my way to wake him up in the morning. That would end the conversation pretty quickly.

Trying to sexually shame him? Thats rich coming from someone who's already deep in the trenches of sexual decline.

Oh please. My only point is that everyone in this house is mature enough to understand the need for sexual release, and you can't always hide when it's happening. I would never confront DS about how often we hear him masturbating, so I would hope the understanding is mutual.

Please, God. I hope I never hear my children masturbating. I need to start saving up for sound proofing the entire house. There are still prek so I have some time to either save up or get some therapy to deal with my issues.

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Anonymous wrote:Do you try to be as quiet as possible when you have sex and the kids are in the house, or don't you care if they hear? I remember hearing my parents a lot when I was a kid and didn't think much of it, but a friend was recently asked to keep it down by her teen son and was mortified that he could hear them at night (even though he's only a room away...duh he can hear you...).

Quite a bold little millennial! If my own DS ever said this to me, I would bring to his attention all the times I've heard heavy breathing and squeaky mattress springs coming from his room as I'm on my way to wake him up in the morning. That would end the conversation pretty quickly.

Trying to sexually shame him? Thats rich coming from someone who's already deep in the trenches of sexual decline.

Oh please. My only point is that everyone in this house is mature enough to understand the need for sexual release, and you can't always hide when it's happening. I would never confront DS about how often we hear him masturbating, so I would hope the understanding is mutual.

Please, God. I hope I never hear my children masturbating. I need to start saving up for sound proofing the entire house. There are still prek so I have some time to either save up or get some therapy to deal with my issues.

The bolded should be "they" instead of "there."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I guess we're a little more open with communication (and sarcasm) in this house. Here's a dialogue between DS(16) and me (his dad) on a Saturday morning a few months ago. I was helping the wife out with the laundry while she ran errands.

Me: Wake up. Are you going to sleep all day?
DS: I didn't sleep well last night.
Me: What was wrong?
DS: Things were pretty noisy around here.
Me: Oh. Well sorry about that. Now get up. I need your sheets.
DS: I can't until you leave. I'm not wearing anything.
Me: Oh reallllly. Nudie nudie, huh? Looks like somebody else had some fun of his own last night.
DS: Well, if ya can't beat'em, join'em.

This is what I love about this kid. He's considerate and well behaved, but he can give it right back to you every time. And he got the point across loud and clear without having to bang on our door.

This is hliarious! Your wife is lucky, i'd bang you loudly too.

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Anonymous wrote:4 y.o. DS hopped into bed with us this very morning while DH was inside me. He didn't pull out right away and tried to finish while DS was trying to cuddle up in front of me. I wanted to strangle DH and gave him a horse kick bc he was still slowly pumping away after a minute or two (Yes, door should have been locked). Sex is frequent so he should've stopped right away. DS had no clue, but I was infinitely uncomfortable.

Your DH is abusive and disgusting, and I am NO prude. You are a foul thing for posting that, christ.

Actually, here's the real troll post ... ^^^

Wow, you're an asshole.

I don't think it's at the call CPS level but this man is foul and without decent boundaries.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:DW absolutely will not have sex with kids around. It is always when they go for sleepovers or we go away

You drew the short stick in life. Sorry.

Agreed. See if she's ok with an AP. You can go to their house and have sex..at least the kids won't hear.

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Anonymous wrote:4 y.o. DS hopped into bed with us this very morning while DH was inside me. He didn't pull out right away and tried to finish while DS was trying to cuddle up in front of me. I wanted to strangle DH and gave him a horse kick bc he was still slowly pumping away after a minute or two (Yes, door should have been locked). Sex is frequent so he should've stopped right away. DS had no clue, but I was infinitely uncomfortable.

Thats truly disgusting and sickening and reminds me of this XOJane article about a child molestor who was always trying to have sex with this woman while her child was in bed.

Truly gross. Your DH has issues

I'm thinking this should be reported to the police. If they choose to investigate they can track down the family through the IP, which this site would be required to furnish if ordered to

PP, you're out of your self righteous opinionated mind! Get some counseling and defer judgments.

Given the consensus on this thread, it seems you are the one who needs counseling. It is a horrible story

NP here. No, it is not horrible. Quite human, actually. Life can be a mess.

[Anonymous]

Our three kids are now adults with their own families. When they were young we never did not have sex because they were home, we simply closed the door and played "run silent, run deep". Did thy ever hear us? I have no idea and I don't really care. We don't advertise that we still have sex but I sure hope they know we do so that they can look forward to something after they have been married 35 years.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I guess we're a little more open with communication (and sarcasm) in this house. Here's a dialogue between DS(16) and me (his dad) on a Saturday morning a few months ago. I was helping the wife out with the laundry while she ran errands.

Me: Wake up. Are you going to sleep all day?
DS: I didn't sleep well last night.
Me: What was wrong?
DS: Things were pretty noisy around here.
Me: Oh. Well sorry about that. Now get up. I need your sheets.
DS: I can't until you leave. I'm not wearing anything.
Me: Oh reallllly. Nudie nudie, huh? Looks like somebody else had some fun of his own last night.
DS: Well, if ya can't beat'em, join'em.

This is what I love about this kid. He's considerate and well behaved, but he can give it right back to you every time. And he got the point across loud and clear without having to bang on our door.

Yuck

Don't watch any U.K. Comedy shows then. Interactions like this are common. I've had conversations like this with my mom(from the U.K.) in reverse. When I was at university and still lived at home I had guests. My mother knew as well, she'd just ask if I had a good time or had fun. Once I told her,it was an OK time. She said "it sounded like it was much more fun the just OK. I just hope you're careful." I was a little embarrassed because I thought we were quiet. Guess not that time!

I'm a male BTW.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Anybody else have the guts to admit they got aroused from hearing their parents have sex?

Now this is completely disgusting. lol

Hey, nowhere near as disgusting as the guy who stayed inside his wife even after he knew his 4yo had climbed into the bed.

But if it really grosses you out, consider this. In a teenage boy's irrational hormone-charged mind, sex sounds are sex sounds no matter who they're coming from. Just as quickly as he's thinking "Oh gross, not again!", he's removing the last of his clothes. Adolescense is a confusing stage of life!

All the more reason to KEEP IT DOWN, people! Especially if you have teens.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Please, God. I hope I never hear my children masturbating. I need to start saving up for sound proofing the entire house. There are still prek so I have some time to either save up or get some therapy to deal with my issues.

Not sure why you would. I never made any noise. My only concern was wondering if they noticed me using the bathroom five times a day for 20 minutes at a time.

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Anonymous wrote:I guess we're a little more open with communication (and sarcasm) in this house. Here's a dialogue between DS(16) and me (his dad) on a Saturday morning a few months ago. I was helping the wife out with the laundry while she ran errands.

Me: Wake up. Are you going to sleep all day?
DS: I didn't sleep well last night.
Me: What was wrong?
DS: Things were pretty noisy around here.
Me: Oh. Well sorry about that. Now get up. I need your sheets.
DS: I can't until you leave. I'm not wearing anything.
Me: Oh reallllly. Nudie nudie, huh? Looks like somebody else had some fun of his own last night.
DS: Well, if ya can't beat'em, join'em.

This is what I love about this kid. He's considerate and well behaved, but he can give it right back to you every time. And he got the point across loud and clear without having to bang on our door.

Yuck

Don't watch any U.K. Comedy shows then. Interactions like this are common. I've had conversations like this with my mom(from the U.K.) in reverse. When I was at university and still lived at home I had guests. My mother knew as well, she'd just ask if I had a good time or had fun. Once I told her,it was an OK time. She said "it sounded like it was much more fun the just OK. I just hope you're careful." I was a little embarrassed because I thought we were quiet. Guess not that time!

I'm a male BTW.

Haha, I'm the "Yuck" PP and I'm British. I don't mind seeing this on TV but this conversation in real life just seems so cringe