Sex when others are around

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Anonymous wrote:I guess we're a little more open with communication (and sarcasm) in this house. Here's a dialogue between DS(16) and me (his dad) on a Saturday morning a few months ago. I was helping the wife out with the laundry while she ran errands.

Me: Wake up. Are you going to sleep all day?
DS: I didn't sleep well last night.
Me: What was wrong?
DS: Things were pretty noisy around here.
Me: Oh. Well sorry about that. Now get up. I need your sheets.
DS: I can't until you leave. I'm not wearing anything.
Me: Oh reallllly. Nudie nudie, huh? Looks like somebody else had some fun of his own last night.
DS: Well, if ya can't beat'em, join'em.

This is what I love about this kid. He's considerate and well behaved, but he can give it right back to you every time. And he got the point across loud and clear without having to bang on our door.

Yuck

Don't watch any U.K. Comedy shows then. Interactions like this are common. I've had conversations like this with my mom(from the U.K.) in reverse. When I was at university and still lived at home I had guests. My mother knew as well, she'd just ask if I had a good time or had fun. Once I told her,it was an OK time. She said "it sounded like it was much more fun the just OK. I just hope you're careful." I was a little embarrassed because I thought we were quiet. Guess not that time!

I'm a male BTW.

Haha, I'm the "Yuck" PP and I'm British. I don't mind seeing this on TV but this conversation in real life just seems so cringe

And to add, the reason I said "yuck" was because the implication was that the son was wanking to the sound of his parents doing it.

[Anonymous]

This thread wins the Internet.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I guess we're a little more open with communication (and sarcasm) in this house. Here's a dialogue between DS(16) and me (his dad) on a Saturday morning a few months ago. I was helping the wife out with the laundry while she ran errands.

Me: Wake up. Are you going to sleep all day?
DS: I didn't sleep well last night.
Me: What was wrong?
DS: Things were pretty noisy around here.
Me: Oh. Well sorry about that. Now get up. I need your sheets.
DS: I can't until you leave. I'm not wearing anything.
Me: Oh reallllly. Nudie nudie, huh? Looks like somebody else had some fun of his own last night.
DS: Well, if ya can't beat'em, join'em.

This is what I love about this kid. He's considerate and well behaved, but he can give it right back to you every time. And he got the point across loud and clear without having to bang on our door.

Dude. Sexual banter with your teen son about him yanking it to you and your wife... gross

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I guess we're a little more open with communication (and sarcasm) in this house. Here's a dialogue between DS(16) and me (his dad) on a Saturday morning a few months ago. I was helping the wife out with the laundry while she ran errands.

Me: Wake up. Are you going to sleep all day?
DS: I didn't sleep well last night.
Me: What was wrong?
DS: Things were pretty noisy around here.
Me: Oh. Well sorry about that. Now get up. I need your sheets.
DS: I can't until you leave. I'm not wearing anything.
Me: Oh reallllly. Nudie nudie, huh? Looks like somebody else had some fun of his own last night.
DS: Well, if ya can't beat'em, join'em.

This is what I love about this kid. He's considerate and well behaved, but he can give it right back to you every time. And he got the point across loud and clear without having to bang on our door.

Dude. Sexual banter with your teen son about him yanking it to you and your wife... gross

You fool. His son was attempting to make a joke. But since you "yank" to your parents, you certainly missed it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I guess we're a little more open with communication (and sarcasm) in this house. Here's a dialogue between DS(16) and me (his dad) on a Saturday morning a few months ago. I was helping the wife out with the laundry while she ran errands.

Me: Wake up. Are you going to sleep all day?
DS: I didn't sleep well last night.
Me: What was wrong?
DS: Things were pretty noisy around here.
Me: Oh. Well sorry about that. Now get up. I need your sheets.
DS: I can't until you leave. I'm not wearing anything.
Me: Oh reallllly. Nudie nudie, huh? Looks like somebody else had some fun of his own last night.
DS: Well, if ya can't beat'em, join'em.

This is what I love about this kid. He's considerate and well behaved, but he can give it right back to you every time. And he got the point across loud and clear without having to bang on our door.

Dude. Sexual banter with your teen son about him yanking it to you and your wife... gross

You fool. His son was attempting to make a joke. But since you "yank" to your parents, you certainly missed it.

Ah, no. Son was naked because he was yanking it to his parents. Pretty obvious.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, I agree PP.

Mrs. Husband Kept Pumping, 'British humor means it's hilar that my son jerked off while I banged his mom, and we bro'd it out' (Graham Chapman come back to life!), and attention ho "I'd gladly nail you, stranger DH!" in this thread are nasty and not in a fun, Prince song, actually sexy kind of way.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I guess we're a little more open with communication (and sarcasm) in this house. Here's a dialogue between DS(16) and me (his dad) on a Saturday morning a few months ago. I was helping the wife out with the laundry while she ran errands.

Me: Wake up. Are you going to sleep all day?
DS: I didn't sleep well last night.
Me: What was wrong?
DS: Things were pretty noisy around here.
Me: Oh. Well sorry about that. Now get up. I need your sheets.
DS: I can't until you leave. I'm not wearing anything.
Me: Oh reallllly. Nudie nudie, huh? Looks like somebody else had some fun of his own last night.
DS: Well, if ya can't beat'em, join'em.

This is what I love about this kid. He's considerate and well behaved, but he can give it right back to you every time. And he got the point across loud and clear without having to bang on our door.

Dude. Sexual banter with your teen son about him yanking it to you and your wife... gross

You fool. His son was attempting to make a joke. But since you "yank" to your parents, you certainly missed it.

Ah, no. Son was naked because he was yanking it to his parents. Pretty obvious.

Nope. Son yanked because son wanted to yank. It had nothing to do with his parents' sexy time. lol

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Yeah, I agree PP.

Mrs. Husband Kept Pumping, 'British humor means it's hilar that my son jerked off while I banged his mom, and we bro'd it out' (Graham Chapman come back to life!), and attention ho "I'd gladly nail you, stranger DH!" in this thread are nasty and not in a fun, Prince song, actually sexy kind of way.

How many hours are there in a night?

Is it possible that the son jerked off at a different time, or are you just so bored that you use other people's lives to come up with your sexual fantasies?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Yeah, I agree PP.

Mrs. Husband Kept Pumping, 'British humor means it's hilar that my son jerked off while I banged his mom, and we bro'd it out' (Graham Chapman come back to life!), and attention ho "I'd gladly nail you, stranger DH!" in this thread are nasty and not in a fun, Prince song, actually sexy kind of way.

How many hours are there in a night?

Is it possible that the son jerked off at a different time, or are you just so bored that you use other people's lives to come up with your sexual fantasies?

+1. I like DS, and DH for that matter. Sounds like we share the same sense of humor. Let's keep a few things in mind:

1. If you go into any 16yo boy's room on any given morning, you're pretty likely to find that he's sleeping naked, whether jerking off was involved or not. Nothing earth shattering there.
2. Boys that age jerk off at least once a day, which means he would have done it that night anyway, or maybe earlier in the morning before his dad came in to wake him, or both. Again, nothing earth shattering.
3. Maybe he actually did get off on hearing his parents, in which case, so what? He was in private and didn't ask to hear it. The point of his sarcasm was, "If you don't want me doing that, then keep it down!"

[Anonymous]

The church lady pearl clutching histrionic judgy-ness, in this thread is unbelievable.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Do you try to be as quiet as possible when you have sex and the kids are in the house, or don't you care if they hear? I remember hearing my parents a lot when I was a kid and didn't think much of it, but a friend was recently asked to keep it down by her teen son and was mortified that he could hear them at night (even though he's only a room away...duh he can hear you...).

Quite a bold little millennial! If my own DS ever said this to me, I would bring to his attention all the times I've heard heavy breathing and squeaky mattress springs coming from his room as I'm on my way to wake him up in the morning. That would end the conversation pretty quickly.

Trying to sexually shame him? Thats rich coming from someone who's already deep in the trenches of sexual decline.

Oh please. My only point is that everyone in this house is mature enough to understand the need for sexual release, and you can't always hide when it's happening. I would never confront DS about how often we hear him masturbating, so I would hope the understanding is mutual.

Please, God. I hope I never hear my children masturbating. I need to start saving up for sound proofing the entire house. There are still prek so I have some time to either save up or get some therapy to deal with my issues.

This happened to us about 10 years. DW woke me up one night late when she heard sounds coming from 15yo DD's room down the hall. The sounds were sub-human grunting noises and DW was really concerned so I told her is she is worried then go check it out.

A quick knock and the door cracked open was followed by a little scream and the door slammed shut again. When my wife returned to our bedroom she looked like she has seen a ghost instead of DD with a hairbrush.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Do you try to be as quiet as possible when you have sex and the kids are in the house, or don't you care if they hear? I remember hearing my parents a lot when I was a kid and didn't think much of it, but a friend was recently asked to keep it down by her teen son and was mortified that he could hear them at night (even though he's only a room away...duh he can hear you...).

Quite a bold little millennial! If my own DS ever said this to me, I would bring to his attention all the times I've heard heavy breathing and squeaky mattress springs coming from his room as I'm on my way to wake him up in the morning. That would end the conversation pretty quickly.

Trying to sexually shame him? Thats rich coming from someone who's already deep in the trenches of sexual decline.

Oh please. My only point is that everyone in this house is mature enough to understand the need for sexual release, and you can't always hide when it's happening. I would never confront DS about how often we hear him masturbating, so I would hope the understanding is mutual.

Please, God. I hope I never hear my children masturbating. I need to start saving up for sound proofing the entire house. There are still prek so I have some time to either save up or get some therapy to deal with my issues.

This happened to us about 10 years. DW woke me up one night late when she heard sounds coming from 15yo DD's room down the hall. The sounds were sub-human grunting noises and DW was really concerned so I told her is she is worried then go check it out.

A quick knock and the door cracked open was followed by a little scream and the door slammed shut again. When my wife returned to our bedroom she looked like she has seen a ghost instead of DD with a hairbrush.

Ugh please stop posting these things!

[Anonymous]

The nasty-assed made up stories in this thread are unbelievable.

People comparing a shitty dad continuing to fuck his wife while a 4 yo is awake by them, to people who live in relative privacy-free circumstances due to deprivation - run that comparison past your shrinks. (Please have shrinks. Please seek shrinks if you don't have them.)

OMG, the woman upthread 'liking' the DS and DH. You need attention so very, very much.

[Anonymous]

Is it me, or do the people who regularly suggest shrinks and therapy and counseling to everybody else in these forums always seem like they're in the middle of their own psychological meltdown?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Do you try to be as quiet as possible when you have sex and the kids are in the house, or don't you care if they hear? I remember hearing my parents a lot when I was a kid and didn't think much of it, but a friend was recently asked to keep it down by her teen son and was mortified that he could hear them at night (even though he's only a room away...duh he can hear you...).

Quite a bold little millennial! If my own DS ever said this to me, I would bring to his attention all the times I've heard heavy breathing and squeaky mattress springs coming from his room as I'm on my way to wake him up in the morning. That would end the conversation pretty quickly.

Trying to sexually shame him? Thats rich coming from someone who's already deep in the trenches of sexual decline.

Oh please. My only point is that everyone in this house is mature enough to understand the need for sexual release, and you can't always hide when it's happening. I would never confront DS about how often we hear him masturbating, so I would hope the understanding is mutual.

Please, God. I hope I never hear my children masturbating. I need to start saving up for sound proofing the entire house. There are still prek so I have some time to either save up or get some therapy to deal with my issues.

This happened to us about 10 years. DW woke me up one night late when she heard sounds coming from 15yo DD's room down the hall. The sounds were sub-human grunting noises and DW was really concerned so I told her is she is worried then go check it out.

A quick knock and the door cracked open was followed by a little scream and the door slammed shut again. When my wife returned to our bedroom she looked like she has seen a ghost instead of DD with a hairbrush.

Ugh please stop posting these things!

Stop reading!