Sex when others are around

[Anonymous]

Do you try to be as quiet as possible when you have sex and the kids are in the house, or don't you care if they hear? I remember hearing my parents a lot when I was a kid and didn't think much of it, but a friend was recently asked to keep it down by her teen son and was mortified that he could hear them at night (even though he's only a room away...duh he can hear you...).

[Anonymous]

This is an interesting question. I am a mom and would never want my kids to hear me. I am a different person in the bedroom, and I make a lot of noise.

[Anonymous]

I would never want my kids of any age to hear me - ESPECIALLY teenagers. And I'm not a prude. It's just not something any child wants to think of so I'm not going to do anything to make them think about it.

[Anonymous]

4 y.o. DS hopped into bed with us this very morning while DH was inside me. He didn't pull out right away and tried to finish while DS was trying to cuddle up in front of me. I wanted to strangle DH and gave him a horse kick bc he was still slowly pumping away after a minute or two (Yes, door should have been locked). Sex is frequent so he should've stopped right away. DS had no clue, but I was infinitely uncomfortable.

[Anonymous]

It's bordering on child abuse if you know your kids can hear you and don't try to be quiet. I heard my parents when I was a kid and I'd be watching tv after everyone went to bed. Horrifying.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:4 y.o. DS hopped into bed with us this very morning while DH was inside me. He didn't pull out right away and tried to finish while DS was trying to cuddle up in front of me. I wanted to strangle DH and gave him a horse kick bc he was still slowly pumping away after a minute or two (Yes, door should have been locked). Sex is frequent so he should've stopped right away. DS had no clue, but I was infinitely uncomfortable.

ha ha ha. Your DH is a horny SOB. lol

[Anonymous]

When I was married occasionally I'd drag her to the bathroom if the kids had invaded the MBR.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:4 y.o. DS hopped into bed with us this very morning while DH was inside me. He didn't pull out right away and tried to finish while DS was trying to cuddle up in front of me. I wanted to strangle DH and gave him a horse kick bc he was still slowly pumping away after a minute or two (Yes, door should have been locked). Sex is frequent so he should've stopped right away. DS had no clue, but I was infinitely uncomfortable.

WTAF.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:4 y.o. DS hopped into bed with us this very morning while DH was inside me. He didn't pull out right away and tried to finish while DS was trying to cuddle up in front of me. I wanted to strangle DH and gave him a horse kick bc he was still slowly pumping away after a minute or two (Yes, door should have been locked). Sex is frequent so he should've stopped right away. DS had no clue, but I was infinitely uncomfortable.

ha ha ha. Your DH is a horny SOB. lol

I don't know how you find anything funny about this. It's actually insanely inappropriate. I hope this story isn't true.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:4 y.o. DS hopped into bed with us this very morning while DH was inside me. He didn't pull out right away and tried to finish while DS was trying to cuddle up in front of me. I wanted to strangle DH and gave him a horse kick bc he was still slowly pumping away after a minute or two (Yes, door should have been locked). Sex is frequent so he should've stopped right away. DS had no clue, but I was infinitely uncomfortable.

Thats truly disgusting and sickening and reminds me of this XOJane article about a child molestor who was always trying to have sex with this woman while her child was in bed.

Truly gross. Your DH has issues

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:4 y.o. DS hopped into bed with us this very morning while DH was inside me. He didn't pull out right away and tried to finish while DS was trying to cuddle up in front of me. I wanted to strangle DH and gave him a horse kick bc he was still slowly pumping away after a minute or two (Yes, door should have been locked). Sex is frequent so he should've stopped right away. DS had no clue, but I was infinitely uncomfortable.

I am sure DH wanted to horsekick your son out of the bed. Lock the bedroom door, dumbass.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:4 y.o. DS hopped into bed with us this very morning while DH was inside me. He didn't pull out right away and tried to finish while DS was trying to cuddle up in front of me. I wanted to strangle DH and gave him a horse kick bc he was still slowly pumping away after a minute or two (Yes, door should have been locked). Sex is frequent so he should've stopped right away. DS had no clue, but I was infinitely uncomfortable.

Thats truly disgusting and sickening and reminds me of this XOJane article about a child molestor who was always trying to have sex with this woman while her child was in bed.

Truly gross. Your DH has issues

Her husband didn't initiate the sex while the kid was already there, moron. He has no issue other than being too stupid to lock the bedroom door.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:4 y.o. DS hopped into bed with us this very morning while DH was inside me. He didn't pull out right away and tried to finish while DS was trying to cuddle up in front of me. I wanted to strangle DH and gave him a horse kick bc he was still slowly pumping away after a minute or two (Yes, door should have been locked). Sex is frequent so he should've stopped right away. DS had no clue, but I was infinitely uncomfortable.

I am sure DH wanted to horsekick your son out of the bed. Lock the bedroom door, dumbass.

He does sound like a dumbass, I will give you that. But he chose to continue having sex with the PP regardless of the son. DH needs to be horsekicked in the face

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It's bordering on child abuse if you know your kids can hear you and don't try to be quiet. I heard my parents when I was a kid and I'd be watching tv after everyone went to bed. Horrifying.

I am sure you were conceived via a much more tidy, polite, quiet, and non-horrifying process. Probably involving unicorns and fairies.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:4 y.o. DS hopped into bed with us this very morning while DH was inside me. He didn't pull out right away and tried to finish while DS was trying to cuddle up in front of me. I wanted to strangle DH and gave him a horse kick bc he was still slowly pumping away after a minute or two (Yes, door should have been locked). Sex is frequent so he should've stopped right away. DS had no clue, but I was infinitely uncomfortable.

Thats truly disgusting and sickening and reminds me of this XOJane article about a child molestor who was always trying to have sex with this woman while her child was in bed.

Truly gross. Your DH has issues

I'm thinking this should be reported to the police. If they choose to investigate they can track down the family through the IP, which this site would be required to furnish if ordered to