Most laughable thing you've read on DCUM?

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Anonymous wrote:Store for poors. Seriously. That's all I'm sayin'...

Is that the store where you can buy poor people dressed in odd-sized clothing? I have a size 11 pauper who doesn't match my new living room furniture.

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STORE FOR POORS!!!!!!!!!!!

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Personally I find any religious argument laughable. I'd like to know - have you ever re-thought your belief system or philosophy or whatever based on something you read here?? Who here has ever converted based on a DCUM argument? They are efforts in futility and utterly laughable.

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Anonymous wrote:Personally I find any religious argument laughable. I'd like to know - have you ever re-thought your belief system or philosophy or whatever based on something you read here?? Who here has ever converted based on a DCUM argument? They are efforts in futility and utterly laughable.

I feel the same way about the many threads that turn into people's mini-discourses on race and racism. Utterly pointless and I just skip them when they go down that path.

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Anonymous wrote:My gift to you all:

Bouquet bride:
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/65786.page

Not the person who requested this link.... but I couldn't even finish reading that. Sounded like she was making it all up to be funny - and it wasn't.

Wasn't this thread also written by the bouquet bride?

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/60/180702.page#1706398

[Anonymous]

If I buy her a gift card that smells like placenta, will she bring my bouquet back as long as I deliver the card using the HOV-monkey-3 while wearing a thong/slip/skirt combination that didn't come from the store for poors?

Enjoy Applebees.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OP, that was me! You do know that people can see your thong if you wear an unlined skirt, right?

I don't understand this as a blanket statement. Doesn't it depend on the weight of the skirt material and the cut?

What is the reason for wearing an unlined skirt with no slip? Unless it's velvet, it's gonna be flimsy and look cheap.

The only people I know who wear slips are 50+

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Can you even find lined skirts at the store for poors?

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I still really want to find the thread with the mother who thought her daughter was the most gorgeous baby around. Was it removed? I would pay good $$ for that link right now...

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Anonymous wrote:Can you even find lined skirts at the store for poors?

I am the op and I have never laughed as much at something on dcum as I did at this. Seriously. I had tears.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The "I smell like placenta" thread: http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/166822.page

Yes! I loved that tread. Now every morning I wonder which of my internal organs I smell like.

This is my all time favorite.

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Anonymous wrote:Can you even find lined skirts at the store for poors?

Can I be your best friend PLEASE!!!

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People, what about the pork shu mai TJ's thread? And anything having to do with locker rooms (there have been several)seem to really bring out the fruitcakes. And the thong thread-I know that one was mentioned but still, totally inexplicable. There's some questions you don't even ask anonymously. Frankly, this thread is like trying to choose your favorite book or movie-there's so many. It's like the menu at the Cheesecake Factory.

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OP here that wrote about the "store for poors" glad some people got a laugh out of it but I know that there are some people that knew exactly what I was talking about!

[Anonymous]

Hey, someone just posted a "my 4 yr old boy likes to play with girls, should I be worried" question. I'm gonna guess that'll bring out the crazies. Let's see how that one goes.