Worst Daycare Names

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Anonymous wrote:I hate all the cutesy names. (Although the Fed ones *are* giving me a smile, this morning.) I like the ones which are just straightforward and informative: Tysons Corner Children's Center. Short, sweet, to the point. You got location, you got the mission. Done. It also tells me it is run by adults who can a) spell and b) not be too cutesy.

You would like working at our agencies then. We work for boring agencies which includes NASA's Goddard Child Development Center and the IRS Child Development Center. Pretty boring. I mean we have things like Space Camp and the Junior Astronauts program, you'd think we could come up with something entertaining.

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Anonymous wrote:I hate all the cutesy names. (Although the Fed ones *are* giving me a smile, this morning.) I like the ones which are just straightforward and informative: Tysons Corner Children's Center. Short, sweet, to the point. You got location, you got the mission. Done. It also tells me it is run by adults who can a) spell and b) not be too cutesy.

You would like working at our agencies then. We work for boring agencies which includes NASA's Goddard Child Development Center and the IRS Child Development Center. Pretty boring. I mean we have things like Space Camp and the Junior Astronauts program, you'd think we could come up with something entertaining.

Yes, you are right: I do like these names!

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If the school goes past kindergarten, I don't have a problem with the academy names. It just seems weird for a school that's only a preschool.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Huckleberry Cheesecake is pretty bad.

Funny you dislike it--it is by far my favorite daycare name in DC!

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Anonymous wrote:"Little Rascals" - Growing up in North Carolina it was the sex abuse day care on the news every night.

That's where we board our dog. When you call the hold music plays "Who let the dogs out?"

Little Rascals Doggie Daycare is convienently located a couple blocks away from Quicky Becky's.

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I just spit my soup out. That seriously made my day.

+1 Hilarious

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Anonymous wrote:"Little Rascals" - Growing up in North Carolina it was the sex abuse day care on the news every night.

That's where we board our dog. When you call the hold music plays "Who let the dogs out?"

Little Rascals Doggie Daycare is convienently located a couple blocks away from Quicky Becky's.

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I just spit my soup out. That seriously made my day.

+1 Hilarious

silly

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Anonymous wrote:Huckleberry Cheesecake is pretty bad.

Funny you dislike it--it is by far my favorite daycare name in DC!

Why? It doesn't sound like a daycare at all. It is the name of a dessert. It is like calling a daycare Bavarian Cream Pie or Caramelized Banana Pudding. I love cheesecake but it has no connection to children or daycare or anything relevant to the service it provides. Unless they serve cheesecake to the kids everyday? That is what I thought maybe when I saw the name - the owner is a baker?

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Bongo smiles daycare

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Bre Bre's Child Development Home in Capitol Hill.

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Sugarland Learning Academy

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Anonymous wrote:There is a place in our city called Growing Concern.

Bizarre.

Oh my god, this one takes the cake so far. Disclaimer: I'm only on page 2.

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Anonymous wrote:Finding Dreams in Children (FDIC) and Children in the Shoe. Really??

Funny thread - I've often wondered about some of the names.

What's wrong with Children in the Shoe?

I hate Bar T.

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Sunnyside

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Kidz Korner

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In my hometown there is "Kid's Kingdom" - as if the kingdom is just for one kid.