Worst Daycare Names

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There is a place in our city called Growing Concern.

Bizarre.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There is a place in our city called Growing Concern.

Bizarre.

Love it.

Love this thread.

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Anonymous wrote:Tiny Findings?

I think of something akin to mouse droppings when I hear that. Who names a daycare that??

GAO. It's a play on their mission (writing lots of reports). Lots of government agencies do this (e.g., Little Scholars at the Library of Congress, Just Us Kids at DOJ, etc.)

Wow I'm at GAO and never realized the play on words. Cute

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Anonymous wrote:I do not like misspellings. Like "Nana's Kidz". That "z" does not make it cute. Sorry Nana.

Yes! I hate intentional misspellings.

Kidz Korner. No, fucking way I am sending my babies there.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I do not like misspellings. Like "Nana's Kidz". That "z" does not make it cute. Sorry Nana.

Yes! I hate intentional misspellings.

Kidz Korner. No, fucking way I am sending my babies there.

LOL

[Anonymous]

This is a mis-spelling that, I'm sorry to say, is not intentional:

"Little Stars and Angles"

(I'm presuming they meant angels)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I do not like misspellings. Like "Nana's Kidz". That "z" does not make it cute. Sorry Nana.

Yes! I hate intentional misspellings.

Kidz Korner. No, fucking way I am sending my babies there.

There's a chain called U-Gro in PA. Awful.

[Anonymous]

At one point "Le Petite Enfant" kept advertising on DCUM. If you're going to give yourself a foreign name, at least have a native spellcheck it for you.

Also, I am jealous of all the cute federal daycare names. I think Diplotots is my favorite.

[Anonymous]

On one of the Teen Mom series, one of the girls sent her kid to a daycare called Trucks n Tykes. Logo was a big monster truck. Beyond weird.

[Anonymous]

I love to watch the names scroll by when there's a snow day and schools, offices and day cares are closed. The winner, in my book, is Train Up A Child.

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Anonymous wrote:"Little Rascals" - Growing up in North Carolina it was the sex abuse day care on the news every night.

That's where we board our dog. When you call the hold music plays "Who let the dogs out?"

LOL

[Anonymous]

Finding Dreams in Children (FDIC) and Children in the Shoe. Really??

Funny thread - I've often wondered about some of the names.

[Anonymous]

Not a daycare, but I drove past the Disco Insurance Company.

[Anonymous]

"That's where we board our dog. When you call the hold music plays "Who let the dogs out?"

SJP should put that on her phone. Woof!

[Anonymous]

Kiddie Kollege