Worst Daycare Names

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Chao's Daycare. Sign reads Chaos Daycare.

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Anonymous wrote:In Vegas they have daycare centers that are open 24-7 365 days a year.

Vegas isn't the only place that has all night daycare. Right here in good ole DC there are some Bright Horizons that take kids for the night.

Well, if parents have to work swing or graveyard shifts, or on holidays, and they don't have a family member who can cover for them, what are they going to do? Not everyone can have a nice, predictable 9-5 office job.

Seriously! Are you implying the only people who need daycare are office workers? There's plenty of police, nurses, doctors and firefighters that work graveyard shifts. My mom was a doctor who worked nights and she had a lot of difficulty when my dad was on business trips and she had to work. A lot of calling in favors and expensive nannies.

A lot of hopiyanow have 24/7 centers. Smart.

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Not a single one in this are does. I don’t even think any of the hospitals actually have their own center anymore. Inova used to have their own (open only to employees), but they transferred ownership over to BH 4-5 years ago. I think VA Hosp Center is also BH.

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Anonymous wrote:In Vegas they have daycare centers that are open 24-7 365 days a year.

Vegas isn't the only place that has all night daycare. Right here in good ole DC there are some Bright Horizons that take kids for the night.

Well, if parents have to work swing or graveyard shifts, or on holidays, and they don't have a family member who can cover for them, what are they going to do? Not everyone can have a nice, predictable 9-5 office job.

Seriously! Are you implying the only people who need daycare are office workers? There's plenty of police, nurses, doctors and firefighters that work graveyard shifts. My mom was a doctor who worked nights and she had a lot of difficulty when my dad was on business trips and she had to work. A lot of calling in favors and expensive nannies.

A lot of hopiyanow have 24/7 centers. Smart.

*hospitals

Not a single one in this are does. I don’t even think any of the hospitals actually have their own center anymore. Inova used to have their own (open only to employees), but they transferred ownership over to BH 4-5 years ago. I think VA Hosp Center is also BH.

The podcast The Double Shift has a really interesting episode about a 24 hour daycare in Las Vegas.

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Small Minds of Tomorrow (in South Carolina)

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Little Flock

When I first drove by this sign, I did a double take because I thought I had read something else!

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Anonymous wrote:"Missing Love Daycare" in Chantilly

that's funny

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Suga Mama's

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I remember a few years ago scrolling through the list of closed schools after a snowstorm and seeing a daycare on the list called "Just like Mommy Childcare." Shudders

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Anonymous wrote:In Vegas they have daycare centers that are open 24-7 365 days a year.

And?

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Anonymous wrote:NASA's childcare center should be named Astrotots!

YESSSSS this is the best name ^^^

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Anonymous wrote:Chao's Daycare. Sign reads Chaos Daycare.

Truth in advertising!