Worst Daycare Names

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Anonymous wrote:I also hate the ones that are large corporate daycare chains with prep school names, i.e. The Goddard School or Chesterbrook Academy.

Give me a break. A day care is not an academy.

Beat me to it! When I moved down her from New England, I thought these were the names of prep schools at first! I think I figured it out when I saw Kiddie Academy, though... another bad name.

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Happy Hours.

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Anonymous wrote:Quickie Becky Child Care. Yep, it's for real.

Omg! That's the place that immediately popped in my head. Over on Georgia Ave, right?
There's also a really dubious looking place on Riggs Rd. Can't remember the name but the place boasts that it's open 23 1/2 hours, 6 days a week on the sign.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"Little Rascals" - Growing up in North Carolina it was the sex abuse day care on the news every night.

And isn't there a doggy daycare by that name in Petworth?

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Anonymous wrote:Tiny Findings?

I think of something akin to mouse droppings when I hear that. Who names a daycare that??

GAO. It's a play on their mission (writing lots of reports). Lots of government agencies do this (e.g., Little Scholars at the Library of Congress, Just Us Kids at DOJ, etc.)

I did not know that. Surprisingly cute and lighthearted, for a gov't agency.

I dislike Divine Kid, a home daycare on Kansas ave (I think). Divine Child would have been just fine, you know?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"Little Rascals" - Growing up in North Carolina it was the sex abuse day care on the news every night.

That's where we board our dog. When you call the hold music plays "Who let the dogs out?"

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Anonymous wrote:Tiny Findings?

I think of something akin to mouse droppings when I hear that. Who names a daycare that??

GAO. It's a play on their mission (writing lots of reports). Lots of government agencies do this (e.g., Little Scholars at the Library of Congress, Just Us Kids at DOJ, etc.)

I did not know that. Surprisingly cute and lighthearted, for a gov't agency.

Oh, several of the agencies have cute day care names.

State Dept - Diplotots
Library of Congress - Little Scholars
Justice Department - Just Us Kids

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Get a Life Daycare (not here though---in CA and yes, it is a real center)

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Anonymous wrote:Tiny Findings?

I think of something akin to mouse droppings when I hear that. Who names a daycare that??

GAO. It's a play on their mission (writing lots of reports). Lots of government agencies do this (e.g., Little Scholars at the Library of Congress, Just Us Kids at DOJ, etc.)

I did not know that. Surprisingly cute and lighthearted, for a gov't agency.

Oh, several of the agencies have cute day care names.

State Dept - Diplotots
Library of Congress - Little Scholars
Justice Department - Just Us Kids

Tiny Savers is in the old Thrift Savings building which is now the CFPB.

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Anonymous wrote:"Little Rascals" - Growing up in North Carolina it was the sex abuse day care on the news every night.

That's where we board our dog. When you call the hold music plays "Who let the dogs out?"

Little Rascals Doggie Daycare is convienently located a couple blocks away from Quicky Becky's.

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Minnieland Academy. It sounds like you're sending your kid to Disney.

The fed agency daycare names are adorable!

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"Little Rascals" - Growing up in North Carolina it was the sex abuse day care on the news every night.

That's where we board our dog. When you call the hold music plays "Who let the dogs out?"

Little Rascals Doggie Daycare is convienently located a couple blocks away from Quicky Becky's.

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I just spit my soup out. That seriously made my day.

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Tender touch. It's just odd.

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Anonymous wrote:I do not like misspellings. Like "Nana's Kidz". That "z" does not make it cute. Sorry Nana.

+1

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Anonymous wrote:Tender touch. It's just odd.

Very odd.