My husband forces me to be a nagging b***h

[Anonymous]

My husband WILL NOT do anything I ask him to do until I get so f**king tired of asking him that I freak out and yell at him until he does it.
Oh my GOD! We fostered a litter of abandoned kittens until they were old enough to go into a rescue organization.
One of them pissed behind this ugly, God-awful desk in our carpeted office. There was then a piss war between them and the entire room smells disgusting:
I have been asking my husband (very nicely) to get rid of the desk for 2 months. "Honey, will you please make arrangements to have the desk removed from our office? It would really help me. I'm making your favorite dinner tonight! How many blowjobs would you like?" That's basically how it goes.
He'll barely acknowledge me and then never does it. I just want to clean/rip the carpets out of the room so I don't have to smell it.
He's leaving town for training next week and I asked him last week to have it removed before he leaves.
I asked him if he'd made arrangements today and he said he hadn't. I flipped the f**k out and started acting like a raving lunatic. I told him very clearly that I was sick of this motherf**kin desk in my motherf**kin house. He texted me an hour ago and told me it's being taken out tomorrow.
Why does the man make me turn into a shrew? I don't want to be one, I just want him to do his f**ling part.

[Anonymous]

Interesting , is this how to get unlimited dinners and blowjobs?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My husband WILL NOT do anything I ask him to do until I get so f**king tired of asking him that I freak out and yell at him until he does it.
Oh my GOD! We fostered a litter of abandoned kittens until they were old enough to go into a rescue organization.
One of them pissed behind this ugly, God-awful desk in our carpeted office. There was then a piss war between them and the entire room smells disgusting:
I have been asking my husband (very nicely) to get rid of the desk for 2 months. "Honey, will you please make arrangements to have the desk removed from our office? It would really help me. I'm making your favorite dinner tonight! How many blowjobs would you like?" That's basically how it goes.
He'll barely acknowledge me and then never does it. I just want to clean/rip the carpets out of the room so I don't have to smell it.
He's leaving town for training next week and I asked him last week to have it removed before he leaves.
I asked him if he'd made arrangements today and he said he hadn't. I flipped the f**k out and started acting like a raving lunatic. I told him very clearly that I was sick of this motherf**kin desk in my motherf**kin house. He texted me an hour ago and told me it's being taken out tomorrow.
Why does the man make me turn into a shrew? I don't want to be one, I just want him to do his f**ling part.

You chose to do that. You could also have chosen to give it away on craigslist/ hire someone to drag it out to the garbage after the first weekend your husband didn't do it.

[Anonymous]

No blowjobs, no sex until he can help around the house more.

Or let him know that you will be hiring a cleaning person and taking it out of the household funds since he isn't willing to do an equal share.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My husband WILL NOT do anything I ask him to do until I get so f**king tired of asking him that I freak out and yell at him until he does it.
Oh my GOD! We fostered a litter of abandoned kittens until they were old enough to go into a rescue organization.
One of them pissed behind this ugly, God-awful desk in our carpeted office. There was then a piss war between them and the entire room smells disgusting:
I have been asking my husband (very nicely) to get rid of the desk for 2 months. "Honey, will you please make arrangements to have the desk removed from our office? It would really help me. I'm making your favorite dinner tonight! How many blowjobs would you like?" That's basically how it goes.
He'll barely acknowledge me and then never does it. I just want to clean/rip the carpets out of the room so I don't have to smell it.
He's leaving town for training next week and I asked him last week to have it removed before he leaves.
I asked him if he'd made arrangements today and he said he hadn't. I flipped the f**k out and started acting like a raving lunatic. I told him very clearly that I was sick of this motherf**kin desk in my motherf**kin house. He texted me an hour ago and told me it's being taken out tomorrow.
Why does the man make me turn into a shrew? I don't want to be one, I just want him to do his f**ling part.

You chose to do that. You could also have chosen to give it away on craigslist/ hire someone to drag it out to the garbage after the first weekend your husband didn't do it.

Hiring someone off Craigslist? What world are you living in? Great way to get yourself robbed or raped.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My husband WILL NOT do anything I ask him to do until I get so f**king tired of asking him that I freak out and yell at him until he does it.
Oh my GOD! We fostered a litter of abandoned kittens until they were old enough to go into a rescue organization.
One of them pissed behind this ugly, God-awful desk in our carpeted office. There was then a piss war between them and the entire room smells disgusting:
I have been asking my husband (very nicely) to get rid of the desk for 2 months. "Honey, will you please make arrangements to have the desk removed from our office? It would really help me. I'm making your favorite dinner tonight! How many blowjobs would you like?" That's basically how it goes.
He'll barely acknowledge me and then never does it. I just want to clean/rip the carpets out of the room so I don't have to smell it.
He's leaving town for training next week and I asked him last week to have it removed before he leaves.
I asked him if he'd made arrangements today and he said he hadn't. I flipped the f**k out and started acting like a raving lunatic. I told him very clearly that I was sick of this motherf**kin desk in my motherf**kin house. He texted me an hour ago and told me it's being taken out tomorrow.
Why does the man make me turn into a shrew? I don't want to be one, I just want him to do his f**ling part.

You chose to do that. You could also have chosen to give it away on craigslist/ hire someone to drag it out to the garbage after the first weekend your husband didn't do it.

Hiring someone off Craigslist? What world are you living in? Great way to get yourself robbed or raped.

I didn't say hire someone off craigslist- I said give it away on craigslist. You're welcome.

[Anonymous]

Or you could have called 1-800-GOT-JUNK and taken care of it yourself? Why create all this drama and misery?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My husband WILL NOT do anything I ask him to do until I get so f**king tired of asking him that I freak out and yell at him until he does it.
Oh my GOD! We fostered a litter of abandoned kittens until they were old enough to go into a rescue organization.
One of them pissed behind this ugly, God-awful desk in our carpeted office. There was then a piss war between them and the entire room smells disgusting:
I have been asking my husband (very nicely) to get rid of the desk for 2 months. "Honey, will you please make arrangements to have the desk removed from our office? It would really help me. I'm making your favorite dinner tonight! How many blowjobs would you like?" That's basically how it goes.
He'll barely acknowledge me and then never does it. I just want to clean/rip the carpets out of the room so I don't have to smell it.
He's leaving town for training next week and I asked him last week to have it removed before he leaves.
I asked him if he'd made arrangements today and he said he hadn't. I flipped the f**k out and started acting like a raving lunatic. I told him very clearly that I was sick of this motherf**kin desk in my motherf**kin house. He texted me an hour ago and told me it's being taken out tomorrow.
Why does the man make me turn into a shrew? I don't want to be one, I just want him to do his f**ling part.

You chose to do that. You could also have chosen to give it away on craigslist/ hire someone to drag it out to the garbage after the first weekend your husband didn't do it.

Hiring someone off Craigslist? What world are you living in? Great way to get yourself robbed or raped.

I didn't say hire someone off craigslist- I said give it away on craigslist. You're welcome.

For the bad advice? No thanks- you can keep it. That would still require a stranger waltzing through her home, presumably while she was the only one there, since her do-nothing husband surely won't care, and then dragging it out.

If you seriously think that's a good idea then you must either be very dumb or live in a very, very small town. Not DC.

[Anonymous]

Whoever was the instigator of the cat situation should have the desk removed. Did your husband really want to foster them? Or did he get talked into it and now he's got a pee stained smelly desk/office and a pissed off wife? If he was the one that wanted the cats, then he better get on it.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My husband WILL NOT do anything I ask him to do until I get so f**king tired of asking him that I freak out and yell at him until he does it.
Oh my GOD! We fostered a litter of abandoned kittens until they were old enough to go into a rescue organization.
One of them pissed behind this ugly, God-awful desk in our carpeted office. There was then a piss war between them and the entire room smells disgusting:
I have been asking my husband (very nicely) to get rid of the desk for 2 months. "Honey, will you please make arrangements to have the desk removed from our office? It would really help me. I'm making your favorite dinner tonight! How many blowjobs would you like?" That's basically how it goes.
He'll barely acknowledge me and then never does it. I just want to clean/rip the carpets out of the room so I don't have to smell it.
He's leaving town for training next week and I asked him last week to have it removed before he leaves.
I asked him if he'd made arrangements today and he said he hadn't. I flipped the f**k out and started acting like a raving lunatic. I told him very clearly that I was sick of this motherf**kin desk in my motherf**kin house. He texted me an hour ago and told me it's being taken out tomorrow.
Why does the man make me turn into a shrew? I don't want to be one, I just want him to do his f**ling part.

You chose to do that. You could also have chosen to give it away on craigslist/ hire someone to drag it out to the garbage after the first weekend your husband didn't do it.

Hiring someone off Craigslist? What world are you living in? Great way to get yourself robbed or raped.

I didn't say hire someone off craigslist- I said give it away on craigslist. You're welcome.

For the bad advice? No thanks- you can keep it. That would still require a stranger waltzing through her home, presumably while she was the only one there, since her do-nothing husband surely won't care, and then dragging it out.

Whoooosh - that's the sound of the point flying over your head. Pp's point is that op is a presumably a capable adult who could have handled this problem herself instead of haranguing her husband about it.

If you seriously think that's a good idea then you must either be very dumb or live in a very, very small town. Not DC.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No blowjobs, no sex until he can help around the house more.

Or let him know that you will be hiring a cleaning person and taking it out of the household funds since he isn't willing to do an equal share.

x2. You are not a maid.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My husband WILL NOT do anything I ask him to do until I get so f**king tired of asking him that I freak out and yell at him until he does it.
Oh my GOD! We fostered a litter of abandoned kittens until they were old enough to go into a rescue organization.
One of them pissed behind this ugly, God-awful desk in our carpeted office. There was then a piss war between them and the entire room smells disgusting:
I have been asking my husband (very nicely) to get rid of the desk for 2 months. "Honey, will you please make arrangements to have the desk removed from our office? It would really help me. I'm making your favorite dinner tonight! How many blowjobs would you like?" That's basically how it goes.
He'll barely acknowledge me and then never does it. I just want to clean/rip the carpets out of the room so I don't have to smell it.
He's leaving town for training next week and I asked him last week to have it removed before he leaves.
I asked him if he'd made arrangements today and he said he hadn't. I flipped the f**k out and started acting like a raving lunatic. I told him very clearly that I was sick of this motherf**kin desk in my motherf**kin house. He texted me an hour ago and told me it's being taken out tomorrow.
Why does the man make me turn into a shrew? I don't want to be one, I just want him to do his f**ling part.

You chose to do that. You could also have chosen to give it away on craigslist/ hire someone to drag it out to the garbage after the first weekend your husband didn't do it.

Hiring someone off Craigslist? What world are you living in? Great way to get yourself robbed or raped.

I didn't say hire someone off craigslist- I said give it away on craigslist. You're welcome.

For the bad advice? No thanks- you can keep it. That would still require a stranger waltzing through her home, presumably while she was the only one there, since her do-nothing husband surely won't care, and then dragging it out.

Whoooosh - that's the sound of the point flying over your head. Pp's point is that op is a presumably a capable adult who could have handled this problem herself instead of haranguing her husband about it.

If you seriously think that's a good idea then you must either be very dumb or live in a very, very small town. Not DC.

Whoosh. That's the sound of proper formatting going completely over your head...

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My husband WILL NOT do anything I ask him to do until I get so f**king tired of asking him that I freak out and yell at him until he does it.
Oh my GOD! We fostered a litter of abandoned kittens until they were old enough to go into a rescue organization.
One of them pissed behind this ugly, God-awful desk in our carpeted office. There was then a piss war between them and the entire room smells disgusting:
I have been asking my husband (very nicely) to get rid of the desk for 2 months. "Honey, will you please make arrangements to have the desk removed from our office? It would really help me. I'm making your favorite dinner tonight! How many blowjobs would you like?" That's basically how it goes.
He'll barely acknowledge me and then never does it. I just want to clean/rip the carpets out of the room so I don't have to smell it.
He's leaving town for training next week and I asked him last week to have it removed before he leaves.
I asked him if he'd made arrangements today and he said he hadn't. I flipped the f**k out and started acting like a raving lunatic. I told him very clearly that I was sick of this motherf**kin desk in my motherf**kin house. He texted me an hour ago and told me it's being taken out tomorrow.
Why does the man make me turn into a shrew? I don't want to be one, I just want him to do his f**ling part.

You chose to do that. You could also have chosen to give it away on craigslist/ hire someone to drag it out to the garbage after the first weekend your husband didn't do it.

Hiring someone off Craigslist? What world are you living in? Great way to get yourself robbed or raped.

I didn't say hire someone off craigslist- I said give it away on craigslist. You're welcome.

For the bad advice? No thanks- you can keep it. That would still require a stranger waltzing through her home, presumably while she was the only one there, since her do-nothing husband surely won't care, and then dragging it out.

If you seriously think that's a good idea then you must either be very dumb or live in a very, very small town. Not DC.

Think a little bit out of the box. What if the OP asked some people to be there with her when the desk was picked up?! I know- it's blowing your mind, right?

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Anonymous wrote:My husband WILL NOT do anything I ask him to do until I get so f**king tired of asking him that I freak out and yell at him until he does it.
Oh my GOD! We fostered a litter of abandoned kittens until they were old enough to go into a rescue organization.
One of them pissed behind this ugly, God-awful desk in our carpeted office. There was then a piss war between them and the entire room smells disgusting:
I have been asking my husband (very nicely) to get rid of the desk for 2 months. "Honey, will you please make arrangements to have the desk removed from our office? It would really help me. I'm making your favorite dinner tonight! How many blowjobs would you like?" That's basically how it goes.
He'll barely acknowledge me and then never does it. I just want to clean/rip the carpets out of the room so I don't have to smell it.
He's leaving town for training next week and I asked him last week to have it removed before he leaves.
I asked him if he'd made arrangements today and he said he hadn't. I flipped the f**k out and started acting like a raving lunatic. I told him very clearly that I was sick of this motherf**kin desk in my motherf**kin house. He texted me an hour ago and told me it's being taken out tomorrow.
Why does the man make me turn into a shrew? I don't want to be one, I just want him to do his f**ling part.

You chose to do that. You could also have chosen to give it away on craigslist/ hire someone to drag it out to the garbage after the first weekend your husband didn't do it.

Hiring someone off Craigslist? What world are you living in? Great way to get yourself robbed or raped.

I didn't say hire someone off craigslist- I said give it away on craigslist. You're welcome.

For the bad advice? No thanks- you can keep it. That would still require a stranger waltzing through her home, presumably while she was the only one there, since her do-nothing husband surely won't care, and then dragging it out.

If you seriously think that's a good idea then you must either be very dumb or live in a very, very small town. Not DC.

Think a little bit out of the box. What if the OP asked some people to be there with her when the desk was picked up?! I know- it's blowing your mind, right?

So her husband has zero responsibility to move the damn thing, and it's up to OP to both hire and pay a moving company and then round up a friend group to protect her from the potential robbers/rapists?

LMAO. I would seriously hate to be you women.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My husband WILL NOT do anything I ask him to do until I get so f**king tired of asking him that I freak out and yell at him until he does it.
Oh my GOD! We fostered a litter of abandoned kittens until they were old enough to go into a rescue organization.
One of them pissed behind this ugly, God-awful desk in our carpeted office. There was then a piss war between them and the entire room smells disgusting:
I have been asking my husband (very nicely) to get rid of the desk for 2 months. "Honey, will you please make arrangements to have the desk removed from our office? It would really help me. I'm making your favorite dinner tonight! How many blowjobs would you like?" That's basically how it goes.
He'll barely acknowledge me and then never does it. I just want to clean/rip the carpets out of the room so I don't have to smell it.
He's leaving town for training next week and I asked him last week to have it removed before he leaves.
I asked him if he'd made arrangements today and he said he hadn't. I flipped the f**k out and started acting like a raving lunatic. I told him very clearly that I was sick of this motherf**kin desk in my motherf**kin house. He texted me an hour ago and told me it's being taken out tomorrow.
Why does the man make me turn into a shrew? I don't want to be one, I just want him to do his f**ling part.

You chose to do that. You could also have chosen to give it away on craigslist/ hire someone to drag it out to the garbage after the first weekend your husband didn't do it.

Hiring someone off Craigslist? What world are you living in? Great way to get yourself robbed or raped.

I didn't say hire someone off craigslist- I said give it away on craigslist. You're welcome.

For the bad advice? No thanks- you can keep it. That would still require a stranger waltzing through her home, presumably while she was the only one there, since her do-nothing husband surely won't care, and then dragging it out.

If you seriously think that's a good idea then you must either be very dumb or live in a very, very small town. Not DC.

Think a little bit out of the box. What if the OP asked some people to be there with her when the desk was picked up?! I know- it's blowing your mind, right?

So her husband has zero responsibility to move the damn thing, and it's up to OP to both hire and pay a moving company and then round up a friend group to protect her from the potential robbers/rapists?

LMAO. I would seriously hate to be you women.

You really read into a lot. I would hate to be you as well, because of your poor reading comprehension.