S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake

[Anonymous]

How long can you leave corn in the husk before it's ridiculous?

[Anonymous]

My corn is small for its age and a little immature. Should I consider redshirting?

[Anonymous]

"Can some explain to me what CORNS are? Why can't there be Scots/Irish CORNS?"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My corn is small for its age and a little immature. Should I consider redshirting?

You might regret this when your corn is older and drier than all the others. Hard to say if a couple extra weeks on the stalk might help...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
Do these husks make my kernels look fat?

Yikes ... Nightmare on Corn Street (!)

[Anonymous]

Have you ever taken your corn out of the corntry? If not, why not?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How did you know your corn was gifted?

If you have to ask, then obviously your corn is not gifted. Sheesh.

[Anonymous]

I feel so left out. All my girlfriends have settled down happily with their corns, but the only corn in my life... is on my big toe.

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Anonymous wrote:After shucking corn I now find that I can now start and stop my monthly flow while sitting on the toilet. Is this normal?

I was thinking about the environmental benefits of using the diva cup (currently using and flushing tampons) but now,I am thinking that using corn husks might be great.. anyone know if they're flushable?

Not sure about flushability but they are biodegradable!

So I should probably just go throw it in our compost with the rest of the corn husks..

I'm waiting for burcorndy husks to become available before I start using them.

[Anonymous]

I've taken my corn to 39 countries but only 5 states. So we are going to focus on traveling to all 52 states this year.

[Anonymous]

Unnatural corn class action!

http://volokh.com/2011/08/26/unnatural-corn-class-action/

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I feel so left out. All my girlfriends have settled down happily with their corns, but the only corn in my life... is on my big toe.

Perhaps you need to lower your standards and settle for bunions? Not every one can bag a corn y' know?

[Anonymous]

Guys, tears literally streamed down my face. Thank you for this thread!

[Anonymous]

Hopefully this weekend isn't too crazy, with the hurricorne and all!! ....

[Anonymous]

I am worried about my refrigerated fertility meds if there is a power outage. Should I call my reproductive endoCORNologist to see what I should do?