S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:How often do you nurse your corn? When would you start to ween them.

duh, after the baby bonds with the corn ofcourse.

[Anonymous]

My husband is prancing around like the King of the Corn after starting this thread.

I'm hoping to keep him entertained while we play "hide the corn cob" later tonight.

Who has the butter?

[Anonymous]

dcurbancorn.com

[Anonymous]

My corn smells like placenta.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Shuck you!

My ears are burning.

[Anonymous]

Best.effing.thread.ever

[Anonymous]

Just make sure you clean the corn thoroughly to the approval of your DH, especially if you're a SAHM.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My corn smells like placenta.

My placenta smells like corn is that strange?

[Anonymous]

I loudly told an oblivious mom that her kid was crushing the ears of corn others wanted to buy and am feeling really proud of myself.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I loudly told an oblivious mom that her kid was crushing the ears of corn others wanted to buy and am feeling really proud of myself.

Was this at a Starbucks?

[Anonymous]

THIS IS HYSTERICAL!!

[Anonymous]

Does anyone have a recipe that uses old corn and peppers?

[Anonymous]

This is a joke, right?

[Anonymous]

Can I trade my corn to get my dog out of the animal shelter?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Can I trade my corn to get my dog out of the animal shelter?

It will cost you 200 ears of corn