S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:So who's planning to return their corn after the hurricane and there isn't much damage?

Well wait a month or two first. You never know what may come up between now and then.

[Anonymous]

My nibblets already have cabin fever. Would it be ok to let them go out ntmthe field for a while?

[Anonymous]

Is candy corn the same thing as sweet corn?

[Anonymous]

Since we are stuck inside all day today, will you allow your corn to watch more than 1 hour of TV this week? I plan to use this extra time without distraction to run through a series of educational flashcards by candle light.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Since we are stuck inside all day today, will you allow your corn to watch more than 1 hour of TV this week? I plan to use this extra time without distraction to run through a series of educational flashcards by candle light.

That's corndlelight to you, honey.

[Anonymous]

IHTT

Yummy

[Anonymous]

She doesn't look corn-fed at all!

[Anonymous]

Just checking in to see how this thread is growin'.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:IHTT

Yummy

I'd like to give her an ear full...

[Anonymous]

Irene was a halficorn but the mayan calendar indicates the Cornapocalypse is near. Fear the ear!

[Anonymous]

how do you potty train your corn? when do you take the husks off?

At what age can you take your corn on a cruise ship?

[Anonymous]

yellow corn white corn
i love me some fresh corn porn
pass the butter please

[Anonymous]

Is she the new Corn Queen? Get ready for her cornation.

[Anonymous]

for all you lonely corn lovers out there tonight...
http://www.annsummers.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/productdisplay_et!letc~ev!46043%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!10201%7C%7Cet!letc~ev!15912%7C%7C_40151_-1_10201_88753_10001_

[Anonymous]

maybe you missed this, on the sex lives of Corn?

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2011/09/12/123830/researchers-study-sex-life-of.html