S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:... The Thursday thread today has this fine specimen posted:

Wow i'd hit that cob anyday of the week. Today is Thurdsday right? So is tomarrow right? That's the hottest cob I've seen yet.

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

It's been an hour and I am still not at the front of the line at Georgetown Cornbread.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It's been an hour and I am still not at the front of the line at Georgetown Cornbread.

Were they filming 'DC cornbread' tonight? It would be sooooooooooo exciting if you ended up on tv!!!!! Georgetown cornbread is soooo good!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

Corn.. I'd hit that Thursday. Everyday as a matter of fact.

[Anonymous]

Poop stains on your thong? Use a corn tortilla.

[Anonymous]

Is it safe to swim with corn when you are pregnant?

[Anonymous]

Hey DCornUrbanMoms (husbands, singles).....

Is there a "corn etiquette" for hurriCORNS? (Or is that a s/o thread?!)

[Anonymous]

i don't get georgetown cornbread.

i don't get this stupid trend of cornbread at all.

why would anyone pay $3.50 for cornbread.

i am so superior to all of you because i don't eat cornbread or stand in line for cornbread.
i think of all of you as "low class" - like little girls with pierced ears

[Anonymous]

That was funny, pp! I like it!

[Anonymous]

I saw your nanny today with 2 ears of corn in a double stroller on the CORNer of M Street. She was so busy talking on her cornphone and eating a bag of kettlecorn (yum!) that she forgot to butter those 2 little precious corns and they roasted in the sun! Their kernels were burn, I tell you! One of the cobs was wearing a Lilly Pulitzer husk in hot pink/lime green and the other was wearing a husk from CORNstroms.

[Anonymous]

Do these husks make my kernels look fat?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Everyone knows the best corn is Brazilian corn. Why you Americans no know how to take off the husks properly?!!!

FBFMFTCM

FBFMFTCM???

Is it foreign born former maise first time corn mom?

Ding ding ding!!!!! Hhahahahaha I'm so happy you got it... HAHA!!

[Anonymous]

True Corn

[Anonymous]

I'm flying to Miami today and I want to bring my corn along with me, and I don't care if you're allergic to kernels!!! I'm not going to drive for 17 hours just so you don't have to sit beside my corn husks. I'm paying for a whole row on the plane, and I should be allowed to bring as much corn as I want!!