S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
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Anonymous
| Yeah, but my DH won't stop talking about the CORN STANDARD! |
Anonymous
This is what it'll all be about when Greece defaults! |
Anonymous
| Which Whole Foods? Need corn address. OP, if you don't reveal the location, then I didn't happen. |
Anonymous
| We're thinking of a corn theme this year for Halloween as a family. Any costume suggestions? |
Anonymous
| Let's get a visual. Do you have a baby bump? What about hubby, is he a fatty? And DC, any kindies? |
Anonymous
| No baby bump, and my hubby is a skinny. We do have one kindy though. A boy (shame, I wanted to name him Larla). I'm the type of woman who would use a burgundy wash cloth, FWIW. |
Anonymous
| Great. DS can go as a redshirt. DH can go as a miserable lazy good-for-nothing DCUM hubby. You be ice queen or neurotic helicopter private/GT parent. Now, something about a corn field . . . |
Anonymous
| this makes me smile |
Anonymous
| Is it rude to check corn when there's a tornado? |
Anonymous
| is it ethical to check corn during a snow storm? |
Anonymous
Well, if you have to ask... You already know the answer. |
Anonymous
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When the zombie apocalypse comes, will it affect corn buying etiquette?
And suppose there's nothing left to eat but high fructose corn syrup? |
Anonymous
interesting thought. will zombies check corn too before buying? are they going to ponder the morality of checking? |
Anonymous
I don't think zombies eat anything besides rotting human flesh. So yes it will affect corn buying etiquette. |
Anonymous
| I bet we will taste good...what with all the corn eating going on. |