S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
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Anonymous
| Is it rude to leave your entire bag of corn that you bagged before paying for. I mean the store may losse money for having to restock that corn. |
Anonymous
| It is every woman for herself. Use your elbows and get that corn! Screw the earthquake, we've got a hurricane comin'! |
Anonymous
| OP - I love you. |
Anonymous
| A person with class would ensure the corn was put safely under a sturdy table, or if that's not available, make sure the closest door is a loadbearing door. Crushed corn is just very low-rent. |
Anonymous
Does it matter if you are a SAHM or WM? |
Anonymous
You can't crush corn, have you ever looked in the toilet after eating corn? I am buying a bunch and seeking cover under it in case of strong aftershocks. |
Anonymous
Only important if you breast fed... |
Anonymous
well clearly anyone who BF for less than a year would know that you don't leave an unpurchased bag of corn on the counter  How are you suppose to bond with the baby that way?
an IVY league educated Mom would know better than to do this too! I swear all these surburban dwellers.. |
Anonymous
| Wait! Was there an earthquake? I am in Europe. Everyone whose anyone knows that corn itself is low rent!! All that wasted land just to feed animals?! And what of all the corn byproducts? Hydrogenated corn oil to our precious snowflakes? Are you serious!!! |
Anonymous
| Does biglaw look down on leaving corn unattended during an earthquake? |
Anonymous
No but do not bring corn to the Sidwell back to school picnic, you can bring it to Landon |
Anonymous
| I'm sure the OP shops at that store for the poors. Why else would she have to bag the corn herself when the nanny can do it? |
Anonymous
| Would it have fit in your SUV? Are you close-in? |
Anonymous
| OP here. My bag of corn and I are sheltering in place right now. What should I do if a hurricane comes through while we are sheltering in place? |
Anonymous
| Just take it with you and then return it in a couple of weeks. |