S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake

Anonymous
PP, maybe like others are suggested, we should all have a cornstant supply of ice ready, at least to keep the cold in case power goes out for a while... Dried corn can only go so far.
Anonymous
I am upset with my friend because she is a cornpetitive mom. If I have to listen to he brag about how sweet, bright yellow, well husked, and cornificent her little cobs are.....well, I just may have to pop her corns out!
Anonymous
Ladies, how do you feel about your husband's corncumsized cobs? Would you prefer a husk on his cob?
Anonymous
Does anyone know the name of a Vet that will de-silk my corn. No flames please! The silk is ruining my furniture.

TIA!
Anonymous
Is it OK to bring a 7 year old corn cob into the woman's changing room at the pool?
Anonymous
Can someone tell me how to buy corn during a hurricane? Seriously am I allowed to peel back the husk?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I am upset with my friend because she is a cornpetitive mom. If I have to listen to he brag about how sweet, bright yellow, well husked, and cornificent her little cobs are.....well, I just may have to pop her corns out!


If she feeds her cobs enough corn, this will happen:
Anonymous
Anyone willing to cornsit through the weekend? We're planning on getting out of dodge, but can't leave all our corn home alone.
Anonymous
I have a whole freezer full of corn kernels AMD the hurricane is coming!!! I know this isn't the end of the harvest but I'm still sad. Do you think my corn will be okay on dry ice?
Anonymous
I went to 4 grocery stores tonight and I just couldn't find any corn!!!
Anonymous
Dear Psychic DCUM Corn... Will my harvest survive the hurricane? And if I lose power will my gas stove still work? I need a way to heat my canned corn.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Dear Psychic DCUM Corn... Will my harvest survive the hurricane? And if I lose power will my gas stove still work? I need a way to heat my canned corn.


And how do I light my gas stove without electricity? Do I use a match and set the corn on fire?
Anonymous
Has anyone had the corn cupcakes from Crumpets? Delish!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Dear Psychic DCUM Corn... Will my harvest survive the hurricane? And if I lose power will my gas stove still work? I need a way to heat my canned corn.


And how do I light my gas stove without electricity? Do I use a match and set the corn on fire?


This is a totally earesponsible idea.
Anonymous
So who's planning to return their corn after the hurricane and there isn't much damage?
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