S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake
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Anonymous
| Early Golden Bantam is a nice heirloom variety and tastes sweet. Might suit zombies corn syrup fix. |
Anonymous
| so do zombies check humans before consuming? |
Anonymous
| corn? |
Anonymous
| Bump |
Anonymous
why the hell would anyone bump this conversation from 8 years ago that was a joke to begin with?? |
Anonymous
Because it’s amusing and given the shit news over the weekend we could all use some levity. |
Anonymous
| Holy hell after 8 years its back!!!! |
Anonymous
| OP here - corn still protecting me. Thank you. Lossing weight but ok/ |
Anonymous
| I need the original thread now. |
Anonymous
OP here - we did corn led weening |
Anonymous
| Attack of the killer corn. I ate something bad - corn was involved - and had explosive diarrhea. My toilet will never be the same. |
Anonymous
| I bought 5 cases of water and 20 ears of corn for the grill for the hurricane. Can I return the water and the corn to the store now that the (non existent) hurricane has passed? |
Anonymous
| OP please put the corn back. Those poor workers are making minimum wage and should not have to put your corn back. |
Anonymous
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Seismologist here The technical rule would relate to the local intensity of the shaking.
That is defined by the Modified Mercalli Index (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modified_Mercalli_intensity_scale) Below III, buy the corn, but you probably did not feel it. III-IV, Buy the corn. At most you would have looked around d and noticed it V Buy or return the corn VI leave the corn. VII dive under something sturdy during the earthquake... and leave the corn VIII see seven, and you can't buy the corn because no power IX. Worry more about new underwear than the corn X-XII. Buying corn is probably OBE as you are probably dead. For 2011 in the DC area, we are between buy the corn and return the corn. Close to Mineral, leave the corn. |