S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake

[Anonymous]

or a multiple corngasm perhaps??

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:PP is too uptight. She needs to get a Corncob.

Cornjob you mean or corninglingus or cobinglingus or maybe just get shucked real good. That ought to loosen him/her up.

No, those require a partner. I'm talking about going online and ordering the Corncob ; )

[Anonymous]

For crying out corn, can we please keep this thread a bit more clean?! (Heh.)

[Anonymous]

OP here, we are now officially out of butter in the house. Any suggestions for sustitutes once the huriccane hits and can't get anymore?

[Anonymous]

Substitute?! The Corn will hear none of that ... butter all the way.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:PP is too uptight. She needs to get a Corncob.

Cornjob you mean or corninglingus or cobinglingus or maybe just get shucked real good. That ought to loosen him/her up.

No, those require
a partner. I'm talking about going online and ordering the Corncob ; )

Oh my, What kind of cornky sh*t are you into PP?

[Anonymous]

Everyone knows the best corn is Brazilian corn. Why you Americans no know how to take off the husks properly?!!!

FBFMFTCM

[Anonymous]

Why are well all cornstantly accusing one another?! All manner of corn shucking is great.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That's why I hate everyone here. You people are so RUDE!!!! Some people are SUFFERING!!! Take me for example! My DD was HOME ALONE (she's 16, BUT STILL) and she called me as it was happening and thank GOD we were able to talk face to face on our iPhone/Pad things. Anyway, we had major damage in McLean. My DS's toys fell from the toy closet!!! All of our original artwork was askew! And EVERYTHING fell from the 3 fireplace mantles (one has that gas insert, one regular gas and one original chimney brick FP)!!!! It was so bad that my DDs private school is STILL closed and they haven't even found another place for her VARSITY sports team to practice!! Hello, they play Madeira in 2 weeks, hellloooo . . . . Anyway, when I get home from my trip on Friday, I'll have to see how DD feels after the quake and shakes. Anyone have any recs about where she could get some tests taken?? Oh, no I just heard from DH while I was typing this. ALL of our picture frames and candlesticks that fell from the mantles are literally BROKEN!! On, Saturday, I'm taking those frames and candlesticks right back to Target for a refund. I am sooooooooo not satisfied.

[b]

But what about the corn?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Everyone knows the best corn is Brazilian corn. Why you Americans no know how to take off the husks properly?!!!

FBFMFTCM

FBFMFTCM???

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP here, we are now officially out of butter in the house. Any suggestions for sustitutes once the huriccane hits and can't get anymore?

Mazola, of course.

[Anonymous]

"bump, it is Thursday...no?"

[Anonymous]

Holy corn people I said "bump, it is Thursday...no? " I'm looking for corn I'd hit tonight. Help please looking for some young cobs..

[Anonymous]

... The Thursday thread today has this fine specimen posted:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Everyone knows the best corn is Brazilian corn. Why you Americans no know how to take off the husks properly?!!!

FBFMFTCM

FBFMFTCM???

Is it foreign born former maise first time corn mom?