S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm flying from Dulles and want to bring my corn through security, will they make me show the kernels?

Your kernels will probably get a light pat.

[Anonymous]

23:47, do you boil in the stinky tap water we've had sicne the earthquake hit?

[Anonymous]

Oh wow, so many posts and interesting thoughts about corn. I wish I could respond to them all but time is limited for a single mom of three little niblets. For now, I'll just relate the following arguments for the existence of the ultimate corn:

1. The argument from necessity. We know cornbread exists. The existence of cornbread presupposes an the existence of corn. But there can be no corn without a perfect ultimate corn to compare it to. Therefore there is an ultimate corn.

2. The argument from justice. Not everyone has corn, but we know innately that justice requires that everyone should have corn. This innate knowledge implies there must be an ultimate corn, or else there can be no ultimate justice.

3. The argument from design. Corn kernels appear in neat rows. The existence of neat rows of kernels implies an ultimate corn that arranged the kernels. Hence, the ultimate corn exisits.

[Anonymous]

Should I take my cobs to see Winnie the Pooh or will they shed a few kernels? I don't want to worry about any huskers in the audience trying to steal my cobs while we enjoy the flick.

[Anonymous]

23:47. More corn porn.

[Anonymous]

Tell me why you don't believe in corn.

[Anonymous]

Can somebody please explain corn to me? I don't get it. It's a food, it's a fuel, but why does it deserve so much conversation on DCUM?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Can somebody please explain corn to me? I don't get it. It's a food, it's a fuel, but why does it deserve so much conversation on DCUM?

Just like the Washington Psot if you don't get it, you don't get it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can somebody please explain corn to me? I don't get it. It's a food, it's a fuel, but why does it deserve so much conversation on DCUM?

Just like the Washington Psot if you don't get it, you don't get it.

ah em, you mean the washington corn?

[Anonymous]

Can I raise kids with morals if I don't believe in Corn?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Can somebody please explain corn to me? I don't get it. It's a food, it's a fuel, but why does it deserve so much conversation on DCUM?

What the Corn is going on here! Non-cornies invading our fields?!

[Anonymous]

It's the strangest thing.. ever since the earthquake.. my tap water smells and tastes like corn!..

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can somebody please explain corn to me? I don't get it. It's a food, it's a fuel, but why does it deserve so much conversation on DCUM?

What the Corn is going on here! Non-cornies invading our fields?!

Hey people, this is Delicious Cornie Urban Moms. The rest of you just go to some broccoli site.

[Anonymous]

PP is too uptight. She needs to get a Corncob.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:PP is too uptight. She needs to get a Corncob.

Cornjob you mean or corninglingus or cobinglingus or maybe just get shucked real good. That ought to loosen him/her up.