Recurring characters of DCUM, as written by a DCUM veteran

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Anonymous wrote:Has anybody mentioned the pair of atheists who hate it when anybody talks about Christianity, and really, really hate it when somebody talks about Catholicism? They plus one each others' unoriginal insults, it's almost tragic.

You. The endlessly perseverative conservative Christian with the faux persecution complex who never, ever shuts up about the supposed “pair of atheists,” and who refuses to move on to a site where they actually have a forum specifically for Christians to discuss among themselves, because then you’d lose your opportunity to play the victim.

-not an atheist, Episcopalian

Newsflash: I’m Episcopalian too, and this is the very first time I’ve pointed out the pair of atheist haters. Although there’s someone else who does that and they may be conservative, but I don’t know that.

Tell me you’re OK with this pair that derails so many threads with, let’s call it what it is, bigotry, and who start so many hateful threads?

Why do you think it's a "pair" of posters?

Why aren't you making the same comments about the atheist-hater threads/comments?

Because I’m tired of going to the religion forum and seeing a thread like “Don’t Catholic girls’ communion dresses creep you out?” The moderator cleaned that one up a bit but it’s still there near the top. So obviously I think that other poster might must have a point.

A question for you: Why do you think the near-daily abuse of religion and Catholics is OK?

(And again, I’m not Catholic)

So you are OK with the Atheist-hater threads. Maybe you are the one who starts them?

No I don’t start them.

But this is basic chicken-and-egg stuff.

There would be no threads complaining about atheist behavior (totally different from your reframing about hating atheists, btw) if a few atheists weren’t behaving in hateful, bigoted ways. Duh.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm glad no one's mentioned me.

I may or may not be the "trope" poster.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The poster who keeps trying to make "Sanctimonious Twit" happen. It's not even a clever nickname!

Awww, sorry! I didn't invent it, and I wasn't the first to bring it up on this thread. But it's so appropriate. Also, the thing is, it's not a nickname, it's a turn of phrase.

I can tell it's just you posting it over and over. It's weird.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I'm glad no one's mentioned me.

I may or may not be the "trope" poster.

DP and I've also probably used the word trope in posts? It's just a normal word. I guess sometimes people use it inaccurately but I'm not a stickler about stuff like that on an anonymous website -- if I can figure out what someone is saying, good enough.

[Anonymous]

TikTok U PsyD who thinks everyone's spouse has Bipolar Disorder and/or is on the Autism spectrum.

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Anonymous wrote:Has anybody mentioned the pair of atheists who hate it when anybody talks about Christianity, and really, really hate it when somebody talks about Catholicism? They plus one each others' unoriginal insults, it's almost tragic.

You. The endlessly perseverative conservative Christian with the faux persecution complex who never, ever shuts up about the supposed “pair of atheists,” and who refuses to move on to a site where they actually have a forum specifically for Christians to discuss among themselves, because then you’d lose your opportunity to play the victim.

-not an atheist, Episcopalian

Newsflash: I’m Episcopalian too, and this is the very first time I’ve pointed out the pair of atheist haters. Although there’s someone else who does that and they may be conservative, but I don’t know that.

Tell me you’re OK with this pair that derails so many threads with, let’s call it what it is, bigotry, and who start so many hateful threads?

Why do you think it's a "pair" of posters?

Why aren't you making the same comments about the atheist-hater threads/comments?

Because I’m tired of going to the religion forum and seeing a thread like “Don’t Catholic girls’ communion dresses creep you out?” The moderator cleaned that one up a bit but it’s still there near the top. So obviously I think that other poster might must have a point.

A question for you: Why do you think the near-daily abuse of religion and Catholics is OK?

(And again, I’m not Catholic)

So you are OK with the Atheist-hater threads. Maybe you are the one who starts them?

No I don’t start them.

But this is basic chicken-and-egg stuff.

There would be no threads complaining about atheist behavior (totally different from your reframing about hating atheists, btw) if a few atheists weren’t behaving in hateful, bigoted ways. Duh.

Likewise. Stop creating hateful, bigoted anti-atheist threads and I’ll stop posting.

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Anonymous wrote:Whoever keeps doing 💯 in response to every post

“Hmm…”

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What does it mean?

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Anonymous wrote:Whoever keeps doing 💯 in response to every post

“Hmm…”

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What does it mean?

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[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Has anybody mentioned the pair of atheists who hate it when anybody talks about Christianity, and really, really hate it when somebody talks about Catholicism? They plus one each others' unoriginal insults, it's almost tragic.

You. The endlessly perseverative conservative Christian with the faux persecution complex who never, ever shuts up about the supposed “pair of atheists,” and who refuses to move on to a site where they actually have a forum specifically for Christians to discuss among themselves, because then you’d lose your opportunity to play the victim.

-not an atheist, Episcopalian

Newsflash: I’m Episcopalian too, and this is the very first time I’ve pointed out the pair of atheist haters. Although there’s someone else who does that and they may be conservative, but I don’t know that.

Tell me you’re OK with this pair that derails so many threads with, let’s call it what it is, bigotry, and who start so many hateful threads?

Why do you think it's a "pair" of posters?

Why aren't you making the same comments about the atheist-hater threads/comments?

Because I’m tired of going to the religion forum and seeing a thread like “Don’t Catholic girls’ communion dresses creep you out?” The moderator cleaned that one up a bit but it’s still there near the top. So obviously I think that other poster might must have a point.

A question for you: Why do you think the near-daily abuse of religion and Catholics is OK?

(And again, I’m not Catholic)

So you are OK with the Atheist-hater threads. Maybe you are the one who starts them?

No I don’t start them.

But this is basic chicken-and-egg stuff.

There would be no threads complaining about atheist behavior (totally different from your reframing about hating atheists, btw) if a few atheists weren’t behaving in hateful, bigoted ways. Duh.

Likewise. Stop creating hateful, bigoted anti-atheist threads and I’ll stop posting.

Can you point to a recent thread that hates on atheists? No, you can’t.

But we can all find plenty of threads that complain about atheist behavior in the Religion forum. Bigoted behavior by a small number of atheists (like “Catholicism is barbaric” on the previous page unless the moderator has already deleted it) elicits a response.

You seem to be arguing that you should be able to insult people of faith with impunity, and that believers shouldn’t be allowed to respond. That’s not how it works.

Or, you’re a troll and you’re loving the attention.

Bottom line: don’t start fights and then whine when people respond.

[Anonymous]

Itsy bitsy teeny weenie lady. Always chiming in to.tell you that she is petite, how tall she is, how much she weighs, how difficult it is to find clothes when you are a dwarf or an elf or whatever

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Itsy bitsy teeny weenie lady. Always chiming in to.tell you that she is petite, how tall she is, how much she weighs, how difficult it is to find clothes when you are a dwarf or an elf or whatever

Ah, but you don't understand how terribly difficult it is to buy clothes as a hobbit. Size 20 shoes and XXS everything else-- how can you cultivate a cohesive look?

[Anonymous]

Glad I was mentioned!! You guys not mentioned are weak!

J1, J2 and J3 Guy

[Anonymous]

The adult child of abusive parents who hijacks so many threads to talk about herself and bring her own baggage to an OP’s very different situation. I’m sorry for her hurt, but in so many instances her history and views are irrelevant to the OP. There may be more than one of these posters.

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Anonymous wrote:The person who is so happy when beautiful young (celebrity) couples get married and immediately have babies or might immediately have babies because they make such a beautiful family.

The person who hates “strivers.”

She’s known here as brunch granny

Are you brunch granny? Because it seems obvious that one or two of you crazies are force meme’ing this. It is not even funny. But I guess that’s what you fill your days and nights with when you’re single and childless.

LOL. Brunch granny is one of the most entertaining aspects of DCUM. Even the "geriatric" moms like me love to laugh at her nonsense. DP.

Geriatric pregnancy, dear. Medical term for pregnancy anytime a woman is over the age of 35. More at risk for complications like miscarriage, congenital disorders and high blood pressure.

[Anonymous]

Excuse me, excuse me.
A lot of people, in fact, many people,
Say you're ingrates.
Ingrates, as in not-so great.

Not-so great,
They say you're not-so great.

But that's OK.