Recurring characters of DCUM, as written by a DCUM veteran

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Rich people in the college forum who think they’re being oppressed

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Anonymous wrote:“-ES Teacher “

You know there’s more than one of us, right? I’ve used that tag, and seen it used elsewhere.

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Anonymous wrote:Laughing emoji poster. She’s either a troll or on drugs, because nobody is that dumb in real life, are they?

Just so we’re clear…anytime you see an emoji used on here, you think that’s just one person? And you’re calling other people dumb?

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Anonymous wrote:Rich people in the college forum who think they’re being oppressed

- along those lines, there appears to be one or a few crazy Antifa people, like the one who kept saying she was going to a vigil for the hardened criminal who stole a U-Haul and attacked a police officer, then got shot last week. She always uses the code word “allies.” Hyper-radical nutjob. These Antifa types were attacking the Atlanta public safety training center for months.

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The obsessive Kate hater - she tracks how much she works and compares it to other royals

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Smug mom of “four adult daughters” who are perfect, of course

The parents on here who are 65+ get annoying

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The Pete Davidson stan who loves using emojis to express her love for him.

Also: Eminem Nanny

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Anonymous wrote:There’s an annoying guy who’s been posting in the Jobs forum, who uses every post to incoherently reminisce on his glory days from the 1980s. He then brags about how grand and easy his work life was 40 years ago, and then complains that young (sometimes even POC) women now take the jobs that he oddly feels he’s still qualified for, like running a company. He job hops and constantly asks for advice about which high paying (but short term) opportunity he should go for now.

I can always tell it’s him bc the guy can’t string together a coherent sentence to save his life.

I represent that remark. At least I get my jobs the old fashioned way by lying on interviews, not cause I am a token

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Anonymous wrote:There’s an annoying guy who’s been posting in the Jobs forum, who uses every post to incoherently reminisce on his glory days from the 1980s. He then brags about how grand and easy his work life was 40 years ago, and then complains that young (sometimes even POC) women now take the jobs that he oddly feels he’s still qualified for, like running a company. He job hops and constantly asks for advice about which high paying (but short term) opportunity he should go for now.

I can always tell it’s him bc the guy can’t string together a coherent sentence to save his life.

I think that’s the guy who has multiple jobs.

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Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:There’s an annoying guy who’s been posting in the Jobs forum, who uses every post to incoherently reminisce on his glory days from the 1980s. He then brags about how grand and easy his work life was 40 years ago, and then complains that young (sometimes even POC) women now take the jobs that he oddly feels he’s still qualified for, like running a company. He job hops and constantly asks for advice about which high paying (but short term) opportunity he should go for now.

I can always tell it’s him bc the guy can’t string together a coherent sentence to save his life.

I think that’s the guy who has multiple jobs.

Fully employed!!!

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Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:There’s an annoying guy who’s been posting in the Jobs forum, who uses every post to incoherently reminisce on his glory days from the 1980s. He then brags about how grand and easy his work life was 40 years ago, and then complains that young (sometimes even POC) women now take the jobs that he oddly feels he’s still qualified for, like running a company. He job hops and constantly asks for advice about which high paying (but short term) opportunity he should go for now.

I can always tell it’s him bc the guy can’t string together a coherent sentence to save his life.

I think that’s the guy who has multiple jobs.

Fully employed!!!

He also HATES working moms because he claims they are irresponsible. Meanwhile, even though he has a SAHM, he has three jobs.

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Anonymous wrote:Has anyone mentioned the poster in Beauty & Fashion who calls anyone over the age of 35 "Meemaw"? She is probably 45 herself, which makes it even funnier.

What is a Meemaw??

It’s a nickname for a grandmother. You would hear it down South if it’s still used.

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Anonymous wrote:Has anyone mentioned the poster in Beauty & Fashion who calls anyone over the age of 35 "Meemaw"? She is probably 45 herself, which makes it even funnier.

What is a Meemaw??

It’s a nickname for a grandmother. You would hear it down South if it’s still used.

The Meemaw person was funny the first time, but is now using it everywhere and has driven it into the ground. It jumped the shark with Karen.

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Bullis Flint Hill School private school hater. You can count in them to chime in.