Recurring characters of DCUM, as written by a DCUM veteran

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Anonymous wrote:Has anybody mentioned the pair of atheists who hate it when anybody talks about Christianity, and really, really hate it when somebody talks about Catholicism? They plus one each others' unoriginal insults, it's almost tragic.

You. The endlessly perseverative conservative Christian with the faux persecution complex who never, ever shuts up about the supposed “pair of atheists,” and who refuses to move on to a site where they actually have a forum specifically for Christians to discuss among themselves, because then you’d lose your opportunity to play the victim.

-not an atheist, Episcopalian

Newsflash: I’m Episcopalian too, and this is the very first time I’ve pointed out the pair of atheist haters. Although there’s someone else who does that and they may be conservative, but I don’t know that.

Tell me you’re OK with this pair that derails so many threads with, let’s call it what it is, bigotry, and who start so many hateful threads?

Well, congrats (?) then, because you have a DCUM twin who’s a conservative Catholic and drones on ENDLESSLY (including in multiple threads on Website Feedback) about the Evil Pair of Atheists Who Should Be Banned From The Religion Forum For Persecuting The Poor, Poor Christians.

BS. You need to learn about cause and effect. Don't insult people (the said "persecution") and nobody will complain about you.

Are you 4? You're completely unable to take responsibility for starting fights and then acting like a four-year-old saying "she did it!"

PP must have been the one who called Catholics "primitive barbarians" a few pages ago on this very thread. The moderator removed it. And here she is now whining that people don't appreciate her input.

Wrong again. I’ve never posted a single word against Catholics. I’m just sick to death of this professional whiner vomiting all over the boards about her faux victim complex.

Somebody DID post some really nasty stuff about Catholics on this thread. The moderator deleted it. You’re in sone weird place of denial where you think people who disapprove of that are the problem.

Jeff has told the obsessive poster that the “twin atheists” exist only in that person’s deranged imagination.

Cite? Yeah, that didn't happen.

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She wasn’t around long, but the Executive Poster lives on for me.

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Anonymous wrote:Poster in the Entertainment forum who takes shows waaaaaaaaaay too seriously and writes incredibly long, self-important analyses of each episode.

Eh I think that women are as into tv shows/movies/pop culture as men are into sports.

This! The poster(s) who start every response with “eh” or “meh”.

Yes! please make it stop. Same for the "um" and "err" posters. you are wasting our time with "pause fillers". google it. you sound like a drunk in Moe's bar trying to get a sentence out.

List of annoying poster(s) who begin or use

- meh
- Er -
- Um -
- yawn

- “yeah, no.” WTF is that supposed to mean: “Yes, no?” Which is it??

- “Ha! “
- “Ugh. “

Or,

- “Bingo!” Or “ dumb dumb!” Granny: people stopped using those terms in the 1970s. Maybe you need to retire from the inter-webs too?

Or the really annoying twit: “What are you babbling on about?”

[Anonymous]

Laughing emoji poster. She’s either a troll or on drugs, because nobody is that dumb in real life, are they?

[Anonymous]

There’s an annoying guy who’s been posting in the Jobs forum, who uses every post to incoherently reminisce on his glory days from the 1980s. He then brags about how grand and easy his work life was 40 years ago, and then complains that young (sometimes even POC) women now take the jobs that he oddly feels he’s still qualified for, like running a company. He job hops and constantly asks for advice about which high paying (but short term) opportunity he should go for now.

I can always tell it’s him bc the guy can’t string together a coherent sentence to save his life.

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Anonymous[b wrote:]Northeastern (in Colleges) poster who goes on and on about what an amazing, exceptional school it is. Unlike any other. Such a find!

I am sure it is great, but you must have some doubts to push it so hard.

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I'm beginning to think they are paid by the university. It's well known that some schools like Northestern have brought in marketing experts to push itself up the USNWR rankings. Why would they use college confidential, Reddit and here to talk up the school. . but it's getting so obvious that it is either an insane mom who has to boost her kids' school every day or some paid personnel of Northeastern. just my two bits

How would you feel if someone posted disingenuous threads about a school your kid wants to apply to?

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Anonymous wrote:I don’t know if she’s been mentioned here, but Sad Mom. She often posts (or has posted) in General Parenting, but also other places, about her angst over having an only child. She had secondary infertility, was an only child herself, and is really tortured over having an only. The helpful answers about how to “get over” this horrible situation are always rebuffed.

Also the older sister who was insanely jealous and controlling of her younger sister. She hasn’t posted in awhile that I’ve seen, but she was downright awful.

Oh, I forgot about the older sister poster. Her threads were so depressing.

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Above Ground Pool Guy

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Anonymous wrote:Has anybody mentioned the pair of atheists who hate it when anybody talks about Christianity, and really, really hate it when somebody talks about Catholicism? They plus one each others' unoriginal insults, it's almost tragic.

You. The endlessly perseverative conservative Christian with the faux persecution complex who never, ever shuts up about the supposed “pair of atheists,” and who refuses to move on to a site where they actually have a forum specifically for Christians to discuss among themselves, because then you’d lose your opportunity to play the victim.

-not an atheist, Episcopalian

Newsflash: I’m Episcopalian too, and this is the very first time I’ve pointed out the pair of atheist haters. Although there’s someone else who does that and they may be conservative, but I don’t know that.

Tell me you’re OK with this pair that derails so many threads with, let’s call it what it is, bigotry, and who start so many hateful threads?

Well, congrats (?) then, because you have a DCUM twin who’s a conservative Catholic and drones on ENDLESSLY (including in multiple threads on Website Feedback) about the Evil Pair of Atheists Who Should Be Banned From The Religion Forum For Persecuting The Poor, Poor Christians.

BS. You need to learn about cause and effect. Don't insult people (the said "persecution") and nobody will complain about you.

Are you 4? You're completely unable to take responsibility for starting fights and then acting like a four-year-old saying "she did it!"

Oh, that’s RICH. You’re a child. You’re not persecuted. You’re not a victim. You’re not the board monitor. You aren’t “saving” anyone from persecution by whining endlessly on the internet.

Grow so very much up.

How many pages ago did you find this post to abuse this poster?

If that’s what you think “abuse” is, I want your life, because you have no problems.

Calm down. Nobody said anything about abuse. You’re revealing yourself as an obsessed psycho.

JFC. Learn to read. “How many pages ago did you find this post to ABUSE this poster?”

Moron.

So this is your MO.
1. Find a post from 5-6 pages ago to rant about.
2. Call Catholics “primitive barbarians” on this thread or, if you weren’t that poster, you complain that the real problem is the posters who complain about that and you curse at them.

Then you curse at anybody—and there are more than one of us—who calls out your childish BS. You start fights and can’t deal with the consequences. You’re a 4-year-old with a potty mouth.

Anyway, thanks for demonstrating repeatedly your singular DCUM personality for this thread.

I love how you’re so obsessed with me. It’s cute.

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NP. Natural law anti-redshirter comes to mind. Not sure if she’s been mentioned. I find her fascinating.

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Anonymous wrote:The older lady who’s likely in her 60s, who routinely and smugly gloats about how amazing her life and family are, while berating female posters for not having perfect children who have perfect jobs, for having children too late, not selecting the perfect spouse, and for working outside of the home.

Ma’am you are an insecure loser!

Is this poster different than Brunch Granny?

I think so. Brunch Granny popped up in only one thread, IMO, and posted more recently than this one, who was a regular but seems to have vanished. This one is the 50-something mom of 5/grandmother who does (and has always done) everything perfectly. She married young, hasn’t worked in decades, is as thin as a college student, does a lot of yoga (I think?), and has perfect adult children. She is a better parent than anyone here will ever be because she says so.

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The weird thing about the mother of five who is now a grandmother is that she reveals how distant her family is unintentionally. I remember her posting something about how she didn’t see her new grandson for months although they didn’t live far. It was jarring after all the posts about how right she was.

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Anonymous wrote:The older lady who’s likely in her 60s, who routinely and smugly gloats about how amazing her life and family are, while berating female posters for not having perfect children who have perfect jobs, for having children too late, not selecting the perfect spouse, and for working outside of the home.

Ma’am you are an insecure loser!

Is this poster different than Brunch Granny?

I think so. Brunch Granny popped up in only one thread, IMO, and posted more recently than this one, who was a regular but seems to have vanished. This one is the 50-something mom of 5/grandmother who does (and has always done) everything perfectly. She married young, hasn’t worked in decades, is as thin as a college student, does a lot of yoga (I think?), and has perfect adult children. She is a better parent than anyone here will ever be because she says so.

See the locked Sofia Riche wedding thread. That definitely isn’t the only time she’s appeared

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:NP. Natural law anti-redshirter comes to mind. Not sure if she’s been mentioned. I find her fascinating.

Good one. I can't believe that no one has mentioned her. Justice requires that your premie born on August 30 with learning delays attend school on time. If you cared, you should have gotten help to bring that slacker up to speed before he turned 5.

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The daily please tell me about ..
UVA/W&M
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Everyday
Every single day